#crk x bts

[beepborpdoodledorp]

I love how the only two genres of Safeguarded cookies we have right now are ‘this cookie is literally a ghost and therefore can’t die twice’ and ‘this real life k-pop band transcended the fabrics of reality to become fictional confectionaries and are above the laws of the universe itself’

[shrineheart]

People are all either loving or hating this new update but everyone is ignoring a few very weird bits of canon we have learned so far.

We've seen this already but apparently, cookies have internet and cellphones.

Cookies can have earrings that are basically either pierced through the side of their head or are just... stapled on...

Cookies SWEAT FLOUR AND POWDERED SUGAR.

[senshrek]

the Permission to Dance outfits are totally groovy 🏜🫣

[hauntedaether]

I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS . I AM EXPERIENCING. MASS AMOUNTS OF GENDER ENVY RN....

[makerofmadness]

B.A.D 4 are stoked to have managed to get at least one cookie to willingly come to watch them perform and it's just some whiteboy about to pass out because the old rags cookie got new drip

[queen-rainy-love]

I'm almost done with the CRK x BTS map (just one song left) but the story...I have never laughed so hard before.

This...this broke me. I wasn't expecting her to be the manager but it does make sense.

My boi!!! And the fact that he's the choreographer for B.A.D. 4 and I had him dance in Jellypalooza 2022...I nailed it. And it changes my headcanon for B.A.D. 4...again.

Those sprites are so cute!

Now this really broke me. I wasn't expecting her to be there but she's here. And I love it! I won't have her in the upcoming Jellypalooza 2023 unfortunately, but I would love to make shorts with her in it like this.

Overall, I really like the band B.A.D. 4 and I REALLY want those costumes.

[jewelcosmicgamer5]

Okay WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT B.A.D 4 HAD THEIR OWN MUSIC VIDEO FOR THEIR SONG AND ITS FRICKEN AWESOME

[meowizard]

oh yeah i posted that video from last month on youtube

[j0ur3nys-3nd]

[bakersstreetirregulars]

CRK x BTS Collaboration Pre-Show: Braver Together!

⚙️ Yes, you’re seeing that right! The BTS Crossover begins October 13th! And it’ll keep going until the far-off date of… JANUARY 19TH!!! We’ve got everything ready for a three-month crossover experience, complete with not one, not two, but SEVEN Special Cookies! All with a special class, the Safeguarded passive, and the same skill which levels up alongside the Cookies to bring the music to the battlefield! We’re all ready to cover everything except one more thing… (gets shoved aside)

YOWZA! Watch the mic before I throw you outta the booth!

💀 Hee. Hee hee! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Slide over, you wannabe seceding host! It is I, Licorice Cookie! You’ll have your BTS, but WE have a surprise too! PRESENTING… THE B.A.D. 4! And your new Cookie… SCHWARZWÄLDER!!! 🍫🔨

⚙️ That Choco Werehound Brute?! THAT’S your new Cookie?! Allow me to spell out why this is unusual. HE’S A CAKE MONSTER.

🔨🍫 HEY! I might be a cake, but I’M NO MONSTER! I have a hammer! It stuns people with a normal swing! Can those puny Crepe Arms do THAT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- WHOAH! What are you doing-

⚙️ (Their entire Wafflebot armor set moves into attack mode) I said GET OUT!!! (Throws both Licorice and Schwarzwälder out of the booth through several windows)

⚙️ That’s better. Schwarzwälder is indeed the new “Cookie” with a really big hammer that can inflict a stun effect regularly. Why him? Because Popping Candy Cookie was off on tour with the CAKE POPs. Stats for him and the event, along with costumes in the B.A.D. 4 set for him, Licorice, Red Velvet, and Poison Mushroom will be available alongside a total of 21 Special BTS Cookie costumes!

If you haven’t already, check the numbers across all three of Kingdom’s CookieTube channels and see if they’ve reached a million cumulative subscribers yet! If they have, that’s 3,000 Crystals and 1,000 Rainbow Cubes for everybody!

(The front door opens in the background)

⚙️ …and who’s that at the door now?

🌰 Hiya Crepe! We’re back- (sees the massive shattered windows)

⚙️ Ah, Chestnut! Excuse the shattered windows. They weren’t in the script. Likewise, the router’s gone on its way out for the last month and fixing it is harder than working with my Wafflebots.

🌰 Oh, that’s not a problem! We can have that fixed easily since we have Amber Sugar Cookie on the maintenance panel. The Moon Festival was fun! Here’s a slice of moon cake for you for watching the building… as well as a contract!

⚙️ What’s the contract for?

🌰 Pomegranate Jam Cookie gave us the green light to have your blog with several others go through with production, as well as having you here full-time as part of our primary studio cast in the new intro!

⚙️ AWESOME! Pass me the pen and tell the Editor’s assistant Lemon-Lime Meringue Cookie the news. The Crepe Archives project starring Strawberry Crepe Cookie is underway!

[softichill]

[ID: a screenshot of the crowd in the Cookie Run Kingdom bts event, zoomed in on Pure Vanilla Cookie holding up Custard Cookie III. End ID]

Family spotted

[shrineheart]

My army... it grows...

Also yes, the waffle monster is an honorary cake hound. Just LOOK AT IT.

[oceanamethyst]

OHHH MY GOSHHH

Thanks to @real-dead-girls​ for the artbook pages!

ITS HIM

HE LOOK SO HAPPY

I LOVE IT WHEN HE SMILES

[shippitnow]

Red Velvet Cookie in a crop top appreciation cause gddmn it needs its own fckin post!!

[minty-frost]

She definitely used being his manager to mess with him.

[queen-rainy-love]

Costume Rating Part 3

Time for part 3! Let's see what the wheel chooses today!

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Are you kidding me?

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: j-hope

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: He looks good and I do love the detail of him having a necklace with a j on it.

Rating: 9/10

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: Jimin

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: This is a very cute look! His silver hair really pops compare to the others.

Rating: 10/10

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: Jin

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: His outfit is simple and your eyes really focus on his headband that has jelly bears on it! So cute!

Rating: 8/10

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: Jung Kook

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: His outfit is good but their isn’t anything that really makes him stand out compared to the others.

Rating: 7/10

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: RM

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: His costume is kind of similar to Jung Kook where there isn’t really anything to make it stand out. The sunglasses try…but not by much.

Rating: 7/10

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: SUGA

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: Just like Jung Kook and RM, he does suffer a bit with of not having a lot of details. However, unlike them, he does have a few details that can help, but not by much.

Rating: 9/10

Name: Mikrokosmos

For who: V

Rarity: Special

Set: Mikrokosmos

Thoughts: That white headband looks good and really pops.

Rating: 7/10