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#crying bc of the quotes being gone
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jacks appreciation post because i said so.
"don't fret, i won't tell your husband that you're obsessed with me."
has to be one of the greatest lines. AND THE FACT THAT HE SAID RIGHT AFTER THAT:
"i won't tell apollo that i caught you carrying around my knife, either. he and i are friends,(🤨) after all, and i'd hate for him to get jealous."
LIKE SIR???? HELLO???
AND THIS BANGER TOO:
"i'm flattered you've taken such an interest in my wants. but you really should start thinking about your husband more than me."
"not interested in biting me anymore?"
"i also play chess" 😭 HE IS TOO FUNNY
i do not support cheating until it is THEM ok???
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