#simp

[succulentsiren]

As the legend tells, never believe men’s words, watch their actions and you will know everything.

Men will swear up and down that they won’t participate in ‘simp’ behavior yet the moment they find the girl they adore, all that goes out the window and they become natural providers and protecters who will willingly dote on and adore their partner. It’s literally in a their nature to be providers and care for women. It makes no difference how much they reject it or disown it in speech, it is the natural role they’ll eventually take.

[sleepdeprivedfyodor]

Boothill tho- 😍😍😍

[liesmultixxx]

you know damn well I lost my mind when I saw these pics-

CHARLIE BUSHNELL THE MAN THAT YOU ARE🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

[totalcharliespringsimp]

Would you be concerned if I told you I find Chinese an attractive language to speak?

Like not quite on par with Spanish but close

Est ce que ce c'est Pourquoi tu me parle en Espanol?

[squirrel-wisperer]

[apollognese]

Nap time for the king and queen🥹🥹

[shiftythrifting]

brought to you by the value village I stopped at on my way to my haircut.

Edmonton, Canada

[so-far-frogs-and-oscar]

Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

[ventique18]

(My) 🐉🌸 according to the whispering public:

"Poor girl, doomed to be that devil's pet. At least he seems to favor her much... She must be especially good at warming his bed."

"What are you talking about? If I get to live in luxury without having to work a day in my life, I'd even bark and roll over like a dog, haha!"

How they actually are:

🐉: "Beloved... I hear the ice cream truck."

🌸: "Alright, go get my purse."

[quirkycorgianimations]

Sooooo anyway… I haven’t been able to get this goof and his alien crush out of my head all day so I quickly sketched this up! Literally just found Marble Sky yesterday and fell in love 💗

Hope you like it Cass!

@somerandomdudelmao

[dumb-little-simp]

[help-goon]

Yes Hannah 🤤

[seredelgi]

Yeah so...

I need this man to slap me across the face and fuck me dumb.

[youngtwissler]

Sidons #1 simp

EXTRA :

[floralcavern]

To the guy in my English class who judged me for having a crush on “the guy who played Atticus Finch”. I just wanna say. Gregory Peck is handsome as fuck.

[soul-shenanigans]

What if your husbands started flirting with you, Would they do it separately to get different reactions? or at the same time?

What would you do?

These two like to corner me up and torment me together, just to f*ck around with me-

It's a completely different story with the other two tho-

I'm the one rizzing them up (not very effectively)