#cryptid.thoughts

[somerandomcryptid]

Guys is anyone here into content smp? Because Rat's new video fucking broke me and I am not ok

[cryptidflow3r]

Currently painstakenly writing in the infernal script for a dnd npc bc why not

[somerandomcryptid]

WAIT GET IN THE WATER IS THIS SAGA???

well fuck now I'm even more excited!!!!

also HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE MORE DND CON AU

Are you excited for the new epic saga coming out soon? Because I'm very excited :D

(And this time I actually know when it's coming out! So I can be excited!)

Hi cryptid!! Yes I absolutely am :)

Honestly I have been waiting for this saga for over a year because of Get in the Water and now because of Charybdis

More dnd con au ideas from those songs specifically soon but :333

[somerandomcryptid]

Is anyone else going insane about how in Sam's second stream when Sam and Dream are talking about all of Sam's crimes, Sam leaves out the whole locking Dream in prison and letting him be tortured, and when Dream points it out Sam responds with "locking you in prison is not something people hate me for" and Dream snaps back "I hate you for that". Forever going insane about that moment.

The blatant just not even considering Dream's emotions as a factor or the fact he is part of people ughgh I just think about those lines sometimes

[somerandomcryptid]

I may have had a little bit too much fun lmao

this isn't from an au you guys really know at all unless your names are Suzy and Cala but I think you can appreciate it none the less

[somerandomcryptid]

Ok but what if in an au where c!Dream is trans he got top surgery by cutting off his chest, dieing from blood loss and then being revived by Punz, now tittieless and just having a big ol' scar across most of his chest

[somerandomcryptid]

I feel like an au where the dsmp had the double life soulmates thingy would be really interesting but I do not have the space in my brain to create it so idk I'm just gonna throw it out into the void bc why not

[cryptidflow3r]

Have I said on here that I really love Eternal Sugar Cookie? because I do. I don't even really know her lore but I have fallen in love with her anyway

[somerandomcryptid]

My legs feel weird and bad and my spine feels weird and bad and my eyes feel weird and bad and my fingers feel weird and bad and can my body just chill and stop feeling weird and bad and uncomfortable to live in

[cryptidflow3r]

it may be taking a long ass time to download but I'm joining the cookie madness

[somerandomcryptid]

MINECRAFT SUPPORTS MY GENDER :DDD

AND IT SUPPORTS YOUR GENDER TOO

GO BE THE GENDEREST OF GENDER

(or hey if your gender doesn't gender we love that too, minecraft supports your lack of gender too uvu)

[somerandomcryptid]

I am going to forever be haunted by when today me and friend were talking about a particular type of song for us and I was like "yeah I don't really get songs about x usually I just get random songs that I can't listen to normally because vibes" and she immediately went "most of them concerning a certain [insert person here]"

.....

Like girlie how did you know immediately....

[somerandomcryptid]

welp it's five am and I feel like like the scrunkly but IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! :DDD

Wish me luck at trivia UwU

[somerandomcryptid]

It's gonna be a my birthday very soon c:

I'm very excited :DD

i'm gonna have a call with an old friend and also a call with my bestie and trivia with my dad and baking a cake with me mom and a birthday stream!

[somerandomcryptid]

I'm having the anxiety™ about talking to people again

I rly want to delete a message I've sent but I'm forcing myself to not because I think logically it's fine but like ughhhhh what if I I'm overstepping or being too forward or I phrased it weird or-

[somerandomcryptid]

Y'know when you say something while your sleep deprived and then feel stupid in the morning and can't stop thinking about it? Yeah.... Anyway.