#csmp botw au

[amiharana]

The champs would also have their respective weapons in the csmp,,, like mipha would have a trident and revali would have a bow and they would name them the lightscale trident etc,, idk what daruk would have, maybe an axe or something? And they would be enchanted with something close enough to their powers or something their weapons do in botw?? (Idk bc I’m not very knowledgeable in minecraft enchantments)

I FUCKIN. PREMATURELY SENT THIS POST AT FIRST SO I HAD TO PUT IT ON POST PRIVATELY GOD HAHAHA

but yessss link with a fully enchanted netherite Master Sword PERIODDD i have no idea what daruk would have either because i don't really know how to classify the boulder breaker into a real-life weapon bc it's like if you made a sledgehammer in style of a sword, but an axe i think would be close enough? daruk would probably somehow enchant a fuckin shovel and use that as a weapon tbh DKFHJDJF

i'm also not too well-versed in minecraft enchantments bc i rarely play (i really want to though i just never have the time ㅠㅠ), but i'm gonna pull up the wikia rn so we can get down to business on this

zelda has like five different rooms in the castle just dedicated to enchanting like she has an entire hallway just full of enchanting rooms and libraries and shit, but each champion has at least one enchanting table. i doubt that daruk knows or cares too much about the whole bookshelf-to-enchantment ratio thing bc i barely know how it works either, but revali and link have the second largest amount of enchantment rooms and be enchanting like crazy. all of their armor and weapons are fully enchanted, they even have an enchanted diamond hoe like 😭

link's netherite master sword would have knockback, sharpness, and maybe looting. revali is always bothering him to get mending or unbreaking because link breaks shit frequently, and link will only use a weapon with mending/unbreaking because revali forcibly enchanted it for him <3

revali's great eagle bow would have feather falling, infinity, multishot, and unbreaking. i considered the other bow enchantments but i think these are the best choices for revali until he decides to change it up.

mipha's lightscale trident has aqua affinity, depth strider, loyalty, and of COURSE, riptide. what is mipha if not her epic waterfall climbing abilities.

daruk's boulder breaker (axe?) would have fire aspect, efficiency, and sharpness for sure. MAYBE silk touch for gems and shit but he mostly doesn't care that much for enchantments

urbosa's scimitar of the seven would have smite, sharpness, knockback, and mending. i'm not sure if shields can be enchanted to the same degree but probably would have like. mending or unbreaking on it at least.

i'm thinking since zelda's primarily a magic user (and as far as i'm concerned the closest thing to magic would be potions in minecraft), she would at least have either an enchanted sword or pickaxe. it has silk touch, fortune, mending, and unbreaking.

these bitches definitely do enchantment pranks like putting curse of binding on leather pants and making revali wear them so he can't take them off. revali dyes an entire set of leather armor green with a curse of binding on every piece of clothing calling it the "set of thet wild" and makes link wear it lol

[amiharana]

Hi it's the Slate anon again um. I love your posts on botw modern AUs just imagining all the antics they would get into. You know they would all have a group chat together, Urbosa writes with proper punctuation and everything, every one of Zelda's messages is programmed to sign with "Her Royal Highness Zelda Bosphoramus Hyrule CCLXXVII" and Daruk writes every single thing in all caps. Link as quiet as he is means every time they see "Link is typing..." it's a national event (and it ends up being "ok" or "🫡")

Daruk would have a long distance game night every week for a "bonding session" but an hour each time is spent in him figuring out how to turn on the camera for the video call. Mipha invites Zelda, Revali and link to her animal crossing island and Zelda does nothing but fill the museum with animals while revali spends an embarrassing amount of time decorating the island. A Mario kart session nearly led to the murder of multiple champions

HI SLATE ANON 🥺🤍 IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK!! and i'm glad to hear you like the modern aus!! imagining what the champions w zelda and link would be like in a modern au brings me much joy

zelda's signature LMFAOOO i bet she started off with just "—Zelda" and then kept adding shit until it was ridiculously long and she just keeps adding stuff it to the point where if she just sends the word "hi" her signature is 99% of the message. daruk absolutely types in all caps and he tries to use slang words but it's a hit or miss he's very much the How Do You Do Fellow Kids? meme. i agree w link being quiet in the chat, but i'm torn between him being online often and just lurking silently + reacting to messages with emojis or him constantly having his phone on do not disturb, low brightness, and <10% battery all the time 😭😭 the gang buys him chargers but he always somehow breaks them ksjhdfjkd

the idea of the champions having a game night over like a discord call or something is so fuckign cute im cryingfhgjk it doesn't matter what the game is, revali is going to end up being ridiculously competitive and try to win every single time. link effortlessly beats him every time tho LMAOKDJFHDKJF zelda link and revali playing animal crossing together 🥺🥺🥺 link lowkey be tearing up zelda's island and steals all her fruit though LOL

this kinda made me think of a twitch streamers au 😄 i think zelda would be like a just talking/variety streamer like think pokimane or valkyrae; mipha would play games like animal crossing or stardew valley, but then randomly do a fortnite stream but the thing is she would fucking slay at it????? 😭 i feel like urbosa would play a lot of horror games like dead by daylight, resident evil etc. me personally i can't handle horror so props to urbosa bc it doesn't faze her at all whatsoever

i'm not sure what daruk would stream? would he even be able to get his setup together like he lowkey gives me the same vibes as the one time snoop dogg did a stream and forgot to log off so the live was just on for like 12 hours or something LMAO. now revali and link....... they are The Streamers Ever. i think they're both variety streamers but also like speedrunner rivals and also revali would speedrun elden ring and link would speedrun super mario odyssey

imagining the champions+zelda getting brought together by like . fuckin, idk someone doing love or host (hestu but he's the austinshow KJDHFDJKH) and the dynamic between them all is just so good they end up somehow becoming a stream team :] the champions+zelda playing jackbox or among us together :> revali losing his shit when he gets killed but also being the most efficient murderer and so is link so they kill everyone else in the game Quick Asf 😳 revalink have a "We are a good team" klance moment LOL......

imagine the champions having a minecraft server that they stream on and it's called the CSMP (Champions SMP). zelda has admin perms and revali is always asking for admin too claiming that he's the second most responsible person on the team, and to prove a point, zelda then gives admin to urbosa much to revali's chagrin. while this is all happening, daruk is still learning the wasd keys and trying to move and link is already in the nether #SpeedrunnerLife! mipha is 1000 blocks away swimming with dolphins and finds a sunken ship with treasure :> they eventually add the descendants to the SMP too, and impa and rhoam make special appearances on link and zelda's streams!

i highkey love this au 😭🤍