#cue joke about how fearne says she really can't have the shard now because she'd be complicating her royal status

[cringefaecompilation]

wait. wait a minute.

remember when fearne was asked if she was a princess and she genuinely couldn't remember before saying "well, my parents used to tell me i was LIKE a princess!"

remember how the unseelie courts had a vested interest in killing her family (explicitly having an assassin "end their bloodline") and had apparently had some problems with her family? how she had to be sent off to live with a hag that constantly kept her locked up so nobody could see her and had a garden of dead people right on the outskirts of their home?

what if that's the twist? grand duchess fearne calloway romanov of the unseelie court.