#cue that one john mulaney email joke that’s like

[ghcstao3]

ghost gets email privileges revoked because he cannot stop threatening people with passive aggressive and just straight-up aggressive replies to anything that even mildly annoys him

he regularly signed off emails with “count your days”, and said things like “are you thick in the head?”, “if you had the capacity to think…”, “to put into words even a toddler could understand”, etc. and it’s honestly surprising no one said anything sooner