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hodinodi · 8 months
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culinarian mess !!
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superlark · 8 months
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great, good, wonderful
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lunie-junk · 8 months
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I wasn't expecting this to be the quick thing I put together for FFXIV's 10th anniversary, but Culinarian Chaos was just so funny haha
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dovalore · 8 months
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moogles??
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nyeh555 · 8 months
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Siblings in culinarian chaos
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bisexual-rikku · 8 months
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Thanks to Culinarian Chaos, Square have given the fans way more fanart/redraw ammunition than they ever should have.
Can't wait for next year where even more unfortunate VAs get roped into it.
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new-old-friend · 7 months
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The moment you realize that Bethan and Colin made a Porxie-like Moogle Cake.
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And it it looks a lot like the mud porxie Alisaie made in the first.
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okami-zero · 8 months
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The art on Twitter from "Culinarian Chaos" is freaking HILARIOUS! XD
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fatenayuta · 8 months
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High Five?
Culinarian Chaos is real Chaos more than O9S
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7marichan714 · 8 months
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What started as a meme artwork ended up being something more complex 🎂 The Culinarian Chaos video was such a joy, thank you for this gem!💗
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lrhythrum · 8 months
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Culinarian Chaos
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if you haven't watched the FFXIV 10th anniversary celebratory video "Culinarian Chaos" starring the english VAs for some of our favourite scions....
you really should
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ooeygooeyghoul · 8 months
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Ohhh my god the Culinarian Chaos video was so much fun to watch, the VAs were fucking killing me. Can't get over how Thancred's VA was dropping banger dad jokes and generally being a mess while the twins' VAs were so collected, how on brand lmaooo.
The finished cakes had me crying, like look at these masterpieces.
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I'm so proud of them, they nailed it.
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bouncybongfairy · 8 months
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Everyone Bleeds Red
Darth Vader x Fem Reader
Summary: After Darth Vader recruited your mother as a culinarian for the Death Star, you are now forced to call this your new home. One night you can't take being locked in your sleeping quarters any longer. You sneak out and find Vader in his Bacta tank, in a form you didn't know you would ever see.
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It was tiring, staring out the window panel, into never ending space. You would make different constellations out of stars you saw or over-examined a large rock that was floating. Shifting on your feet once you could no longer dissociate at command and all the pain in your body became unbearable all at once. The leather and latex of your suit feel completely suffocating and uncomfortable. You could never stand there as long as he could. You’d seen him go 12 hours of just staring into the abyss without moving a muscle. So still that you could barely tell he was breathing. Even when the ship would sway a bit, he maintained his rigid posture. When you could no longer take the void, you would go to your sleeping quarters. You would peel the layers of your clothes off one by one. Every time you walked into that room, you would admire how intricate the designs were. Every room on the ship was so dull, everything was gray and black. Even with colors so dark, the fluorescent lights were blinding at times. Not in your space though, the walls were a pale yellow and had foxtails and flowers hand-painted onto the walls. Sometimes when you couldn’t sleep you would count the blades of grass, admiring the paint strokes. Wondering what happened to the artist who sat where you were with a brush. 
The roof was baby blue and like the walls had hand-painted clouds. They looked so realistic that you would get the urge to reach out to see if they were fluffy or not. The carpet matches the color of the painted grass so perfectly. One would have to look extremely hard to see the seam of where the wall and carpet connected. There was a painted mural of a waterfall that had plexiglass over it, water flowed over this glass to create the illusion that it was a real waterfall. Under this glass was a 3ft by 3ft pond that was filled with different stones. When the water would hit these, it created an authentic sound of water running. You were grateful for this because the ship was so quiet, it would hurt your ears sometimes. Your bed was circular and had a lace canopy that hung over it. The headboard was made from cream-colored marble and had carvings of different flowers. The bedding was lavender, the sheets and pillowcases were silk but the main duvet was fur. So soft that you can’t feel it against your skin. The lighting was yellow-toned, less harsh on your eyes than the bright fluorescent bulbs around the ship. Roses were always placed around the room, so many that the room was permeated with their scent. 
You were taken from your home planet of Coruscant, you didn’t know why but you were grateful. Being born on that smog-covered planet was a life sentence. Nobody who’s born there ever makes it out. It was like the planet was the Bermuda triangle, people came here in hopes of making it big with their criminal enterprise. Once you’re there long enough, you’re forgotten. There’s no communication signal until you’re off the planet which creates such a suffocating isolation it’s comparable to prison. Nonetheless, you were happy, you lived with your mother and operated a bakery. Even though it was a humble life, it was better than what most people had and your mother always reminded you of that. Vader completely tours through your city in search of Obi-Wan. You’d never seen such mass chaos and hysteria in your life. Stormtroopers seemed to enjoy such misery and horror. Sometimes when walking through the halls you would lose your breath when they came around the corner. Your mother and you were hidden in the back room of the bakery. You both could hear the shouting of stormtroopers, 
“This is the 501st Legion, come out with your hands up now !” one of them shouted. Your mother put her hand over your mouth to keep you quiet. 
“This is your last formal warning. Come out with your hands NOW !” You were commanded.
Tears were running down your face as you held your hand over your mothers. The room went quiet, you could no longer hear the clanking of their uniforms. All you could hear was the sound of boots hitting the ground. The silence was deafening and created such an eerie energy. After what felt like hours, the metal door of the back freezer was ripped off the wall and against what was the service counter. You screamed so loudly that you felt your mother’s hand vibrate against your cheeks. There he was in all his glory, when you first laid eyes on him he looked like a monster. Wearing all black, standing so tall, and the blood was splattered on his mask. His lightsaber was so close, you could feel the heat coming off it. He was accompanied by another individual who was in a gray uniform, unlike the stormtroopers. Vader whispered something to him that you didn’t quite hear. 
“Lord Vader requests that you serve the 501st Legion by working as a culinarian aboard our ship,” the gentleman said to your mother. 
“Well, thank you, my lord, May I bring my daughter, s-she helps me in all my operations,” your mother said; you’d never heard her voice so shaky and raw. 
“Very well, come with me,” he said. 
That was when we followed Vader and his army to the Death Star. Even though you were already of age, your mother covered your eyes. You could only see your feet and a bit of the ground in front of you. As you walked, you could smell copper in the air along with smoke. You could hear the sounds of people groaning and debris caving in on itself. Once you were about to board the ship, you looked up slightly and saw a severed hand on the ground. Curiosity killed the cat and you wish you’d never looked up. What scared you even more was the fact that nobody seemed to react to anything. Like there wasn’t a limit on how much gore their eyes could absorb. There was a knock at the door that pulled you back to reality. The automatic doors opened and revealed your mother. You were extremely grateful that you still got to see your mother every day. She had a different outlook on being aboard than you did. She was happy, we were finally safe, had amazing living conditions, and were together. Whenever you were feeling anxious she would remind you to count your blessings. Even though you knew she meant well with what she was saying, it could come off as dismissive at times. She set your dinner tray down and sat on your bed with you. 
“What’s wrong?” she asks knowingly. 
“Same as always,” you replied. 
“Let’s talk about it,” your mother pried gently. 
“There is really nothing to talk about, not about anything that I haven’t said before,” you said. 
“Are you just feeling closed in again?” she asked. 
“Again? I always feel closed in. I have no idea what we're even doing here. I feel silly because I always dreamed of a room like this, being surrounded by such elegance. Now, I just wish we had our shop and old living space. Yeah it was homely but at least it was purposeful,” you said. 
“Oh dear, It saddens me that you’re so focused on the negative. I know we had a comfortable life on Culinarian but now we have access to the finest of the galaxy. Lord Vader spared us, he spared you. He could have left you without me or just killed both of us. He didn’t and I don’t think it would be wise of you to be questioning why,” she said, standing up and giving you a kiss on top of your head. 
Shortly after your mother left, leaving you with a bowl of soup and bread. You weren’t feeling hungry these days, you missed your home planet. Your school and friends; there was a clothing shop right across from the bakery and would always trade goods with each other. It was the simple things like the feeling of excitement when your mom comes home with a basket of new clothes or shoes. The thrill of sneaking out with friends to go to different cantinas. Now all you did was accompany Lord Vader anywhere he chose to go which normally was starting to space. Sometimes you thought about just asking him what he was thinking about. Or why he was so sad and angry but never did. You’d seen him do horrible things, destroy part of the ship over the smallest of things. Kill entire villages simply for not having what he is looking for. He was a monster, ruthless and impatient; so much so that most of the time he didn’t realize what he did until after it was done. There was one incident in particular that made you question his morality. You were standing with him at the window panel. You had been there for 10 hours and stubbornly trying to stand there longer than he could; like some kind of endurance game. Once you were so overstimulated that you thought you might cry, you turned to walk away. That was when Vader reached and grabbed your wrist really tight, for a second you thought you were in trouble somehow. He simply told you to stay, not in an aggressive way but more of an invitation. He didn’t say anything for the rest of the time you were standing. Even though it was a small moment, it still made you think about what was behind the mask; a soft spot if you will. 
You set your dinner tray on the bedside table and make your way to the door. You had your nightgown on, it slightly stuck to your body as you walked. Pressing your ear against the door, you start listening to see if anyone is near. Once you were sure nobody was near, you let your finger rest on the button that opened the door. Your heart was beating so fast you were worried other people may hear it. The door slid open, leaving you blinded by the lights. It was so quiet, you were worried breathing too hard may get you caught. You walk around slowly, trying to find areas that are unfamiliar. You weren’t looking for anything in particular, your eyes just needed some new stimulation. The floors were cold against your feet, it was starting to make your teeth chatter. You passed the window panel that Vader normally stands but he wasn’t there. That relieved you, knowing there was no chance you could get caught by the lord himself. 
You turned a corner and immediately noticed the change in light. Instead of the bright white, the lights shined a deep red. Even though you had enough adrenaline in your body to kill a horse, you followed the lights. The walls were made of windows, so you could see space. Because of the lights reflecting off the glass, it made the stars appear red. It was nice to see something you always observed so different. You stayed there for a couple moments, admiring the lighting. You then walked into the room at the end of this hall. You physically cover your mouth with your hand when you lay eyes on him. He was in a bacta tank, completely submerged with serval tubes connected to him. There wasn’t a single part of his skin that wasn’t scared. It was shocking to see his amputations, you never realized. He was floating peacefully in the water, jerking or twitching every once in a while. Even though his eyes were closed, you could see how visible the bags under his eyes were. Perhaps this was the only place he felt true peace. You walked closer to the tank, standing so close that you could see your reflection. It wasn’t until then that you realized you were crying. His eyebrows were furrowed and his movements were becoming more frequent. This normally would have singled you to retreat back to your bed however, all you could think about was why they were keeping him alive. Who would put someone through such pain in order to maintain power? You now understand the power Lord Vader must possess. Such power that Palpatine was willing to go this far in order to keep Vader’s abilities and powers. You rested your hand and forehead on the class and closed your eyes. 
“For one day you will be engulfed in harmoniousness, the same way you are submerged in your torment,” you whispered into the glass. When you opened your eyes, Vader’s glowing eyes were cutting right through the glass. Your heart drops into your stomach and you run back to your chamber.
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fortunafavore · 8 months
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I drew the Culinarian Chaos cakes badly in MS Paint 🖌️
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myreia · 4 months
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wip wednesday
tagged by @lilas, thank you! 💖 tagging @galadae @bearlytolerant @allaganexarch @a-shakespearean-in-paris @impossible-rat-babies @hylfystt @birues @roguelioness and anyone else who would like to share what they're working on! I started another multi-chaptered thing, idk how to function anymore. 😔 Thank you to @thevikingwoman for being on speed-dial when I need DOH (specifically Culinarian) info. 🤣 I'm currently rotating thoughts about what family traditions mean to Aureia, who does not have those things and is making her own. She's learning. Slowly.
Aureia smiles gently. The affection between these two is heartwarming. She doesn’t know the couple well yet, though she is becoming better acquainted on account of her time spent in Rowena’s café. The last she saw them prior to this week, she was at her wits end, aching from the loss of her friends and her defeat on the Garlean front, and preparing to enter the Syrcus Trench. She remembers hearing about Raulf and Anzu from Mor Dhona gossip, something about their wedding being stalled due to a disapproving father.
So much has happened since then. More than she can vocalize. A year later, Raulf and Anzu are married and making a life for themselves. Somehow, after everything she has seen, there is comfort in knowing that life moves on. There is joy in the ordinary, relief in the mundane. Love blossoming in the smallest, unlikeliest of places.  
She thumbs her own wedding band, the engraved silver familiar beneath her fingertip.
“Thank you,” she says. “Both of you.”
Anzu sidles up beside her husband, wrapping an arm around him. “Of course!” she says. “The broth is good for all manner of aches and pains. And if not, well—who can say no to warm soup on a rainy day?”
Bidding farewell to the couple, Aureia extricates herself and begins the journey back, taking care not to spill the soup. Her step is light, her pace buoyant. The friendly hustle and bustle of the kitchen lingers, its delightful scents wafting about her. It’s strange to think how the café was once the one place in all Mor Dhona she avoided like the plague, its vibrant chaos painfully overwhelming.
She didn’t understand the allure of a place like that. Years in the Garlean military had drilled it into her that cooking was a utilitarian skill, food little more than an annoying necessity. Something for sustenance, not enjoyment. Even long after her defection she was content to live on rations, not paying attention to what she ate. She was being practical, she determined. Pragmatic. Why spend time on the trivial things when she could put her focus elsewhere?
At the time, she thought she was so clever. Looking back, she can only shake her head at what a belligerent fool she was being.
It was easier to think that then accept the obvious. The more she travelled, the more she understood the ways of the world. Culture, connection, family, unconditional love. The intense disappointment she felt at having none of those things, her envy at those who did. No place to call home, no family to remember, no traditions to pass on.
There was only herself.
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