#curseofthex

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Microwave.

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Happy Halloween ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

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Characters I don't know why I like my beloved-

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I'm sorry.

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Halloween is Halloproching

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Another alignment chart thing.

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Curse: Hey! Did you know that clowns make 44k a year?

Fatal Error: And Xeno does it for free!

Xenophanes: Your mom left you for free.

Fatal Error: WHAT THE FUCK-

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Merry Christmas. Have some stinky hedgehogs.

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Xenophanes: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Curse: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Xenophanes: Not when you’re playing with Lord X, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Sona doodles...

Silly.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Majin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Sarah: ...I did. I broke it.

Majin: No. No you didn't. Curse?

Curse: Don't look at me. Look at Fatal.

Fatal: What?! I didn't break it.

Curse: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Fatal: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Curse: Suspicious.

Fatal: No, it's not!

Unused: If it matters, probably not, but Xanthus was the last one to use it.

Xanthus: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Unused: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Xanthus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Unused!

Sarah: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Majin.

Majin: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Unused: Majin... Curse's been awfully quiet.

Curse: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Majin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Majin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Majin:

Majin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Sillies.

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Sarah: Hand me the people opener.

Curse: ...

Curse: Pardon?

Sarah, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!

Curse, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Sarah: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Curse: Knife. It's called a knife.

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Have some exe doodles to make up for the plethora of MM shit I've pumped out.

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Majin: Whoa, Curse, what’s up with that angry face?

Curse: Sarah won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.

Sarah: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-

Curse: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

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Curse: Which movie are you and Lord X going to see tonight?

Majin: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Lord X wants.

Curse: Which one do they want to see?

Majin: I haven't decided yet.