#cwcspeaks

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Apologies if the queue runs out. Today makes day nine with this migraine and it's been a bad one so far. I'll do my best though.

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Welp! Looks like I have a clip to find!

A rough transcript of the arguably worst bit of Ren’s stream, starting from 52:15:

Iskall: I think trousers are a bad thing for your body.

Ren: Would you like to go into more detail about that, Iskall?

Iskall: About trousers?

Ren: Yeah.

Bdubs: It’s a concern about, uh [coughs] squeezing the scrotum too tight

[Scandalised laughter]

[False in chat: i cant]

Ren: BDOUBLEO!! YOU CAN’T SAY SCROTUM ON AIR!

[False in chat: OH GOD]

Bdubs: LET’S JUST SAY IT!

Iskall: I don’t know what scrotum is

Bdusb: Good.

[Hermit confusion/ laughter noises]

[False in chat: CLOSE YOUR EARS CHAT]

[False in chat: HIDE]

[False in chat: RUN AWAY]

[False in chat: LEAVE]

Ren: These tracksuit bottoms are squeezing the air out of me!

Bdubs: Yeah

Iskall: Oh I know what you’re talking about! NO! [punches Bdubs] NO! That’s not I was talking about!

Bdubs: That’s why you said shorts!

Iskall: No! I said shorts because of the calves, man! The calves shouldn’t be trapped up all day!

[False in chat: aaaaaah]

Bdubs: Ohhhhh. Calves trapped up. Yeah, you wanna let your calves breathe.

Iskall: … Don’t know what kind of big problem you have, but weird flex

[Hermit giggling]

Bdubs: It’s not a good flex!

Ren: What, having large calves?

Bdubs: Ohhhh, I have a humongous nutsack

….

[False has joined the game.

False in game chat: won’t someone please think of the children… my goodness D:

False has left the game.]

Ren: Look. It’s only when I sit down that these tracksuit bottoms have to come up a bit, y’know. When I stand up they go down to the regular waist level. It’s just when I’m sitting down that they have to come up to the nips

Iskall: I don’t get that. I don’t understand that. Why are you pulling them up if they’re too small?

Ren: Yeah, because they squeeze the stomach area?

Bdubs, clapping: I got it. Suspenders.

Ren: Ooh! I wear suspenders in Minecraft

Iskall: Who wears track bottoms with suspenders?

…

[False in chat: it didnt work]

…

Iskall: I think this is one of the weirdest conversations I’ve ever had.

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I'm excited for today's afternoon post. Why? Cuz it's Zed sayin something funny. The morning one will probably do better which makes me a teeny bit sad because good lord is that man under-rated. But the morning one is also funny and I'm excited to share it too :3

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Intro Post!

Hi there! Welcome to an out-of-context Hermits and Traffic Life blog! (I say "an" cuz I have no clue if there's others or not.) We'll be posting exactly what it sounds like... Out-of-context as well as some no-context clips and the like of our wonderful content creators. I also post clips of just funny bits or innuendos they make. Some clips might include creators that aren't apart of either grouping. I'm just having fun here guys.

I take suggestions! You can either include the clip or image in an ask or you can tell me what the clip/image is and where to find it.

I, for some reason, struggle immensely with typing the word "transcription" so those will often be labeled as "alt text" even though that's not what they are.

Enjoy! Stay safe out there :D

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Tags to be used;

#cwcImpliedNSFW - content will imply nsfw in some form

#cwcPostsSillies - everything else

#cwcSpeaks - if i ever post something that's just me talking

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The amount of clips I got in this one stream....

Speaks volumes dude xD

2 minutes and 55 seconds of reasons why team zits should not be allowed to be near each other 👍 ‘enjoy’

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Day 12 of my suffering... might not have any posts tomorrow as my brain is apparently on strike. No thoughts. Only ouchie.

Apologies if the queue runs out. Today makes day nine with this migraine and it's been a bad one so far. I'll do my best though.