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I believe that Alejandro is a true yearner like the fact that he kicked out the only intellectually reliable teammate he had before the merge only bc that one teammate said that he’s a slippery eel?? Like the least offensive nickname ever??? Oh he was down baddddd

And all his “Noah do this, Noah do that….” Awh he wanted to see him in action!!! And the fact that Noah was 100 times more active and emotional that season??? Insane

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Y'all I am so sorry for the absence TTuTT

My migraines got so much worse, and then I got bronchitis, which is absolutely my luck. Hopefully, I'll be back to posting soon!

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*breaks window*

4B for Heather by any chance :D

*breaks another window*

For you bestie 😌✨️

Outfit Post

Heather is absolutely slaying as she always will. I wanted to have fun with her hair, too, because I feel like once she becomes more confident in her short hair, she would try as many styles as she could!

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I'm so happy you like them!!! And you're absolutely right! Noah is so giving 19th-century fashion, but I can't pinpoint the year! Maybe like early 1800s, like 1807, but then again, I'm getting colonial fashion vibes, too. He's versatile ✨️

Mal is a Diva and I stand by this. But even I did not expect him to come out how he did, but I totally gushed about him to my boyfriend XD I wish I had more cool tone purples. I feel like he would have killed in those, but he absolutely rocks the warm purples, too!

Going off of the post you made an hour ago:

Noah E4. Also Mal E2 if you know him well enough / feel up to it.

Take your time. Thank you so much! Hope those migraines stop soon.

They are done!!! Noah is connected to the first ask, which is here!

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I drew him in the Victory Tastes So Sweet au same as Alejandro. Lindsay picked Noah as her model. Though he has faith in her abilities, he still doesn't see why she chose him as the model.

I didn't draw Mal into any particular au. I just drew him being a Diva and Zoe realizing he is fronting for the moment. He's my lil' meow meow.

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Going off of the post you made an hour ago:

Noah E4. Also Mal E2 if you know him well enough / feel up to it.

Take your time. Thank you so much! Hope those migraines stop soon.

They are done!!! Noah is connected to the first ask, which is here!

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I drew him in the Victory Tastes So Sweet au same as Alejandro. Lindsay picked Noah as her model. Though he has faith in her abilities, he still doesn't see why she chose him as the model.

I didn't draw Mal into any particular au. I just drew him being a Diva and Zoe realizing he is fronting for the moment. He's my lil' meow meow.

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ask request spotted,, hello I am here. Am I able to request Alejandro in C2 solely because I think it would be funny,, if you want :]

Sorry for the long wait!! I was told to limit my screen time by a lot. XD I'm still having migraines, but only like one of two a day now! Which is progress!

Anywho! I present Alejandro in C2 from this post. I got the idea to place this in my Victory Tastes So Sweet au where it's the Paris fashion challenge, and Justin was in charge of the outfit and took the chance to dress Alejandro as bad as he could. The model basically knew he was going home, given he cost them the challenge, so he decided to go out with a bang. (Though there was another part of him that didn't believe in Lindsay's abilities, so if he won and Alejandro got humiliated, it would be the best day for him.)

In this au, instead of Lindsay and DJ having to go head to head, it became the two teams who didn't place first to Victory, and Chris had to do the fashion show!

I might make this digital at some point. I forgot how little markers I have to color with TTuTT

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I humbly request requests as I need a distraction from my ongoing migraines, so just know the drawing will be traditional with some color as I can't look at screens for very long XD

I shall do everything except 4A as I am very bad at furry suits/animals

Outfits meme!

Send an outfit + a character to the artist who reblogged this, and they'll draw them in that outfit!

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I've Been Around The World! TDWT Rewrite Headcanons: Part Nine

Idea Post Part One Last Part

• This will be true in a lot of my aus, but Izzy was adopted by Noah's mom after she heard of how Izzy's mom treated her. She was prepared to take it to court if she had to, but Izzy's mom willingly terminated her parental rights, and it was deemed the best option for Izzy in the court. So Abbi adopted Izzy. When it was official and she moved in after season two was wrapped up, Izzy cried genuinely for the first time in a long time.

No one on the show besides Eva, Owen, Chris, and Chef know about Izzy and Noah being siblings.

Izzy did not change her last name, though, because it's her grandparents, and she loves her grandparents. Her grandparents are still very upset with their daughter for just terminating her parental rights and not telling them. But they are also grateful to Abbi because they aren't really fit to take care of Izzy due to their age. Plus, her grandma needs around the clock care.

• Izzy is the one to help Noah win the comeback challenge. She knows he's capable of doing it himself, but she wanted to give her bro a boost just in case.

• I said it before, but once again, Owen being voted off just as Noah came back was one of the reasons why he decided, "Fuck it," and became the schemer Chris knew he could be. His sights are immediately set on Blaineley. No way was she staying when she had the biggest hand in Owen's elimination. He immediately began as soon as he and Alejandro were in First Place, so Alejandro got a front row show to Noah scheming.

He's definitely not swooning! You're swooning!

When Blaineley started going around broadcasting the "pros" of forming an alliance with her, Noah immediately went to Chef and basically threatened his father figure that if he joined the shedevil he would have hell to pay. Chef isn't intimidated easily... but the kid is scary when he wants to be.

• Before she was taken off the show, Izzy had/has a habit of biting her friends. Everyone else on the plane was baffled, though, when she did it to Noah, and he just bit her back. Like??? Hello??? (Izzy shows affection through biting, [though she just bites a lot in general], and Noah bites a lot, but he's better at masking the habit than Izzy. But if she is doing it affectionately, then Noah has no problem reciprocating. Actually, to be fair, he is always down to bite back. Affection or not.)

• When Noah was kicked off and on Aftermath, he overheard some of the interns talking about the whole Aleheather plot line and at first he was pissed and hurt and felt like he needed a good cry when he heard the said interns talk about how it was a deal with the show. That had Noah pausing and actively eavesdropping as the interns spoke over the phone (he noticed that now) to interns he knew were on the plane.

They were complaining about how hard it was trying to sell the relationship with Noah on board, and now that he was gone, they could try and focus on it more. But an intern on the plane just laughed at that and went on to gossip about how sad Alejandro was now that Noah was gone.

It gave Noah hope. But he still needed to find proof of this deal.

• Thus, a Team E-Scope heist commences. The target was the Deals folder on the networks computer systems. No hacking would be needed considering Noah knew all the passwords and logins, but he needed enough time to get into an employees only area, then find the computer/editing room and access the system. And he needed no witnesses.

Izzy is so down, and so is Eva, but mainly because she's bored.

• Noah ended up confirming the deal and had never felt happier but then depressed because he realized how he had been avoiding Heather and how he had let Alejandro get between their friendship. He really liked Alejandro, but now he was frustrated because he also really liked being friends with Heather.

This was also a reason he fought so hard to win the comeback challenge. He wanted to fix his relationship with Heather, maybe see if a relationship with Alejandro was possible, and to piss off the producers.

• When Owen was voted off, he was sad because he just got his little buddy back, but before he jumped, he revealed to Alejandro that he knows the guy doesn't like being called Al but Owen did it one purpose and got the others to call him that and that he's not sorry. He gave Noah one last hug before he jumped and laughed maniacally the whole way down as he remembered everyone's shocked faces. But especially Alejandro's.

This may or may not have earned him a teensy weensy bit of Alejandro's respect.

• After he got Blaineley out, Noah's next target was Sierra. Views be damned!!! He is done taking shit and doing what the producers wanted, and he is going to make it everyone's problem. This basically started a chain reaction of Alejandro and Heather putting a stop to their deal because at this point, it wasn't worth it and from their understanding, things were already not going the way the network/producers wanted.

Chris started hosting more like how he wanted than what was expected of him, and he did it all with the biggest smile. The smile may also be because Noah gave him blackmail to use in case his job was threatened.

• No Chinese Fake-Out...well, definitely not the way it happens in Canon. It's still a race and an eating competition, but it's more of a roulette situation where most of the food is great, but one is awful and Chris has to correctly guess who has the awful food. If he guesses correctly, the person is eliminated from the round.

Noah's got this in the bag because his sister Nila likes playing food games at home. Such as challenges from Hell's Kitchen or even the old eating challenges in Survivor, and of course, she roped her siblings into participating.

Alejandro decidedly does not have this in the bag.

Trent is traumatized from his season one eating challenge and is very hesitant to do this. (Yes. Trent makes it to the merge. :D)

• When Sierra was gone, Cody had been so overjoyed that he immediately hugged Noah and kissed his cheek. It probably would have been more than one kiss, but Noah pushed the guy away at the same time Alejandro pulled Noah away. Noah just said the most basic welcome that was a little fond because yeah, Cody was his friend, but Cody couldn't focus on that because Alejandro was glaring at him like his very existence was offending him.

• Now that Chris gets to run the show how he wants, there are way more costumes! For him and the cast!

• Alejandro keeps pulling the, "As your husband..." card with Noah, and even though secretly he is pleased, it still flustered him like no tomorrow, and he just yells, "That marriage was not legally binding!"

Heather is all for this development and responds with, "I was a witness. You're totally married."

• All the viewers are confused about the switch up of dynamics between Alejandro and Heather, but more are all for the new dynamics between Noah and Alejandro.

• Trent and Gwen made the merge instead of Duncan and Courtney! And since they see Noah not give a shit they just decide not to care also and start to flirt with each other as much as they can.

• Sierra got a major talking to once she was on Aftermath about her behavior and had to watch clips of herself. Many of the cast refused to be in the room with her there and waited until her segment was over, and she was escorted away before they came back. Is this the catalyst of change? Maybe.

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Such a sketch, and I will definitely redo this, but I kept thinking about Noah in the wedding challenge and I can't remember which au it was but I said Chef and Chris made sure Noah looked goooooood.

The inspiration is from Sonali Bendre in Hum Saath-Saath Hain, specifically from the song Maiya Yashoda!!

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I can't remember in which or in how many of your au's Noah is the one to choose Alejandro for the show but I can't stop thinking about Alejandro finding out who chose him.

"He chose me! He chose me OVER José!"

If he wasn't in love already he'd fall head over heels for Noah

Alejandro when he finds out:

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DJ sneak peak!

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Hello! Im the same writer from like- A day ago! And I have posted a very very..very- short prologue to my fanfic! Hope you enjoy :D

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63618544/chapters/163055896

-Pearl 🪼

Hi!!! Sorry about the late response, but I read it (also commented,kudos, and subscribes UwU!!! It was so good so far!!

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What if... Noah's International Bookclub, but indie band?

The idea has been scourging my brain for the past week and a half and I need to tell someone

It was Ezra's idea (him coming back from the concert in London and all). Sometime after knowing each other for a few years, meeting up quite a bit, and Ezra's old band breaking up, a few of the boys (I have Ezra, Sebastian, Benoit, Chigaru, and the one that Noah definitely 100% meets in Tanzania) decided to start a band! The band name came about when Ben and definitely not me misremembered "Fahrenheit 451" as "Fahrenheit 341" and the whole group chat almost laughed themselves to their graves.

They have at least 2 albums (depending on what year they formed). They're decently popular: their most popular song has about 20 million streams, and only a few others have over 10 million. One of their album tracks is about telling Chris that Noah is in a relationship with Theo, and it's one of the fan favorites at their live shows. Eva drums with them when Ben is unavailable.

They just got onto Triple J's Like A Version (popular Australian radio show): they played the song above (which may or may be about a certain other addiction that starts with "Al"), and then a MLM cover of Blame Brett (a song which they have been obsessed with for over a year).

LOL I LOVE THAT

Them just starting an indie band because why the hell not??? I love that in this au, Theo and Noah are dating or even if it was just a prank that has Chris PANICKED. Noah is his SON!!! He's not supposed to be his nephew-in-law!!!! Absolutely not!!!

I imagine they have many diss tracks about Alejandro, and each one was written by a different band member.

Noah (no matter who he's dating) has a lifetime pass to all their shows. He's THE VIP.

Alejandro hates them by principle, but unfortunately, they are getting well known, and Noah likes them enough to actually go to a couple of concerts. (Though sometimes he's just there with his ear defenders on, a book, and his book light while in the VIP section. Just to show the guys support and not get overwhelmed so much.) It doesn't help that all of Team E-Scope + O likes the band and tends to drag Alejandro along with them. But he grits his teeth and powers through because this is what his amor wants.

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I would love headcannons for your “Im just an assistant” Au, it’s probably my favorite :3

Hi! Sorry for the late answer, and I don't know if you saw the post, but I did add a headcanon post recently for I'm Just An Assistant!

You can find it -> Here UwU

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I don't got a full idea thought out for this, hence no title, but I was listening to the Nerdy Prudes Must Die Soundtrack (as you do) and Dirty Girl came on and look...I don't know why but I love that song and I had been listening to it on repeat and had a dream of Noah and Alejandro singing it.

As in Noah was playing Grace Chasity, but since they genderswapped Grace's character, they called him Saint Chasity instead.

Alejandro played Max Jägerman.

Like actually played them in the musical. Chris was the director of the theater, and instead of them being called Starkid, the company was called Total Dramas.

Izzy played Ruth, Cody played Richie, Duncan was Wiggly, Courtney was Detective Shapiro (and was pissed because she auditioned for Grace and Steph), and I can't for the life of me remember who was Steph and Peter.

But like Alejandro and Noah were having trouble with the Dirty Girl song and overall their whole dynamic and Chris being Chris thinks they need to work on their chemistry. So, in true Chris fashion, he suggested the two take each other on fake dates to get more comfortable with each other and to practice alone away from everyone.

Noah is dreading it because he has a crush on Alejandro and has been doing his best to supress it and get rid of it to no avail, and Alejandro is eagerly ready to get started because he has been in love with Noah since he met him. He can take this opportunity to woo him! Away from his crazy protective friends! Because director orders!

I vividly remember them practicing the Dirty Girl scene at Alejandro's penthouse after one of their "fake" dates, and it got like super intense.

I'll fully flesh this out at some point, but I had to share it before I forgot all details XD

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I'm Just An Assistant Headcanons: Part One

Idea Post

• Chef finds it amusing while Chris doesn't, that the crew and interns listen to Noah more than they do, Chris. Noah has to ask for something once, and they immediately set out to do it, but when Chris asks, he has to ask multiple times, or it comes out wrong.

An intern made a mistake once when Noah asked for something....once. No one made a mistake again in the face of his anger. It was understandable given that the mistake could have gotten a lot of people hurt and destroyed a lot of weeks' worth of work.

He is understanding if someone is confused as long as they ask questions to clarify, but if they don't and they go on to make an avoidable mistake that person will get a very intimidating lecture and if they still make mistakes they are fired. He doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior, given they work on one of the most dangerous shows on reality television.

Plus, most of those who consistently make mistakes end up being spies sent by the network to make the show the way they want. Which is something Noah will not stand for.

The network/producers go about this way because they are way too intimidated by Noah to call or set up a meeting with him.

• No Noah and Cody cuddling in season one, so Sierra isn't antagonistic of him. She finds him fascinating due to the times he's been on screen and the number of fans it caused. It is oddly high, which Sierra hypothesized was because of SCVAMC Syndrome. (Side-Character-Viewed-As-Main-Character Syndrome) People see someone who is or essentially is a side character, and because they don't know much about them, they are intrigued and the little they find out becomes something special. It happens all the time in video games and anime. The more mystery or missing information, the more alluring.

That's essentially what Noah was, and she finds him interesting. She kept trying to find out more about him so she could really keep her status of being the top total drama blogger.

• Because of this, Noah tried to avoid her as much as possible.

• Almost immediately when the new season started, Heather and Duncan tried to intimidate or threaten Noah for information on the season, which he, of course, ignored or outright laughed at. They tried this all the time. At the beginning of the competition, a couple episodes after, the merge, and then more towards the finale if either made it that far. Duncan even accused Noah of helping Beth in season two, which he promptly shut down.

Noah was a lot of things, but he was not a cheater. He liked his job. Why would he jeopardize it by helping someone cheat? Yeah not likely.

If he was going to help anyone cheat, it would be Owen, Izzy, or Eva. But again, he would never do that.

• He's the reason Alejandro got cast as he picked him out from hundreds of applicants for the new season. Not Dirt Bags, though that is what Alejandro believed he was auditioning for. If Dirt Bags had been the real season, he most likely would have picked José but since it was a smoke screen for the real season, Noah chose Alejandro because he thought he would be the best fit. He didn't pick Sierra though.

Apparently, Blaineley had called in a hefty favor to put her assistant/informant on the show with the producers. Noah and Chris had said no, but the network offered Noah a pay raise, and they gave Chris more freedom with the season and the next two ones that were in the planning stages. They couldn't refuse the offer.

Technically, Noah could have, but he didn't want to. Not until he met Sierra. It wasn't until then that he was thinking he should have refused.

• Alejandro first saw Noah during the break between the Pyramid Over/Underline challenge and The Amazing Camel Race challenge since the crew and interns were setting up for the next challenge. They were directed to go to the white tent and get away from the heat. Alejandro was surprised at this because all he had heard about Chris and the show was the awful conditions.

But they were provided a tent that had little fans attached to some poles that helped a little bit from the heat. They were given chairs to sit on, though they were organized by team, so Alejandro was going to take the opportunity to get to know his team. It was as Owen, the utter oaf, was spewing some story of accidentally entering and winning a hotdog eating contest that Alejandro was snapped out of his less than polite thoughts by a water bottle being shoved in his face.

"What the-?"

"Here. You guys need to hydrate. We can't have any of you keeling over because of dehydration or heat stroke." A somewhat nasally voice said in perfect monotone. It was when he finally took the water that he saw the person who the voice belonged to, and Alejandro found his heart skipped a beat at the sight.

The boy looked around their age with tan skin that was peppered with many moles and beauty marks (angel kisses his Nana called them). He had dark, oh so dark hooded brown eyes that were perpetually lidded that had bags that somehow did not diminish his beauty. He had a small wrinkle on his forehead that Alejandro found and fought the urge to run his fingers across so he could see it relaxed. Then he eyes traveled down to his lips, his pouty lips that were...oh shit...moving because he was still talking to Alejandro.

"Dude, you okay? Do you feel dizzy or anything? I can have medical in here stat." The angel said.

"Ah, no! No. No. I'm good. Just a little tired, I confess." Alejandro lied, you know, like a liar.

"Mm. Well, you did carry two girls over a pyramid. It would make sense that you're tired. Rest as much as you can before the next challenge."

"S-Si. I will. Thank you for the water amigo." He stuttered!? Since when did he stutter???

He watched as the angel walked away and continued handing out waters. He watched until the boy was in the far corner of the tent talking to some of the interns. That was when Alejandro decided he must know who his angel was! He absolutely did not want to interact with his team more, so he sought someone he thought would know the answer while not making him feel like his head would explode when they spoke. He settled on Courtney, and when he finally found out his angel's name, he knew he was a goner.

Noah~! How perfect!

• Alejandro flirts with Noah whenever he can, which is surprisingly a lot, but Noah doesn't believe he is being genuine until Noah made a self-deprecating joke about it and Alejandro snapped. He didn't mean to crowd into Noah's space, but he couldn't help him. He desperately wanted him to understand. His flirting on the show was in his contract because that was the kind of character the network wanted, and though Alejandro had no problem with casual flirting, it was getting to him because he only wanted to flirt with Noah.

He begged him to believe him, and when Noah found out that, yes, the flirting was in his contract, he started to open up a little to the flirting though he was still a little wary. Alejandro counted it as a win and promised that once the competition was over, he would still be very interested in Noah.

• Teams!!!

Team Victory: Leshawna, Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Sadie

Team Amazon: Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Eva, Sierra, Katie, Beth

Team Chris: Alejandro, Owen, Izzy, Tyler, Trent, Justin, Duncan

• Ezekiel still has a contract with Chris to go feral, and Duncan still quits, which puts Team Amazon at a numbers advantage.

• If Noah isn't directly responsible for Harold's elimination, Alejandro or Izzy are the next options. And both are, in fact, responsible in this au! Izzy because there can only be one ginger! Jk, she does it because she overheard the guy lecturing her NoNo about how he could allow Chris and the show to be so culturally insensitive and that he was part of the problem. How dare he!?

Knowing her NoNo, he probably did the best he could! I mean, it definitely could have been worse than Chris dressing up like Rick O'Connell from The Mummy. Though she knew that was not what Harold was referring to, she just thought he ought to be grateful because she was fairly certain if Noah wasn't there, Chris would have worn a tacky Pharoah costume from Spirit Halloween.

Alejandro teams up with her once he catches on to what she's doing, and it's only because he heard Noah venting to some crew members, and he absolutely does not want his angel unnecessarily stressed. Harold is a cause of said stress, so he must go! (He truly is a professional simper)

• Yes! Chris's outfit is different! There will be a lot more differences in this au because Noah is working on the show instead of competing.

• There will also be more challenges! Some I made up and some inspired by RR! Since this is supposed to be a world tour, there will be two challenges conducted wherever they visit. One will be at a famous landmark and the other just somewhere well known or wherever they got permission to rent/film at.

• Courtney and Noah don't really like each other, so they have a small rivalry going on. Noah finds it entertaining while Courtney does not. He's the one who makes sure they can't be sued again. Courtney got lucky with her first and last lawsuit, but after that, Noah made sure to dot every 'i' and cross every 't' when it came to the rest of season two and the newest season.

Every time Courtney complained about something or threatened to sue for some imperceived injustice, Noah got to throw the book at her, so to say. His eidetic memory really came in handy there as he can recall and recite word for word her contract (plus everyone else's).

• Courtney and Alejandro do become friends, but Courtney is rethinking that decision when she realizes Alejandro has the biggest crush on Noah.

• Alejandro: "He wore his glasses today! Doesn't he look positively dashing!"

Courtney: "If I had a newspaper, I would smack you with it."

• Alejandro still doesn't like Owen, but he is willing to tolerate him because of all the Noah lore he drops!

Also, because his amor would be mad at him if he did anything to the buffoon.

• Noah presents a lot of the challenges with Chef, which means he has to dress up.

• Noah is actually pretty sure he's cursed because he always seems to get hurt in increasingly bizarre ways. Like the time one of the stupid apples for the New York challenge fell on him when he oversaw a small team while they were setting up for said challenge.

Or when he was bringing Chris another hot chocolate in the Yukon, and he got crushed by Trent. (Instead of Noah being launched off the chunk of ice by Owen, it was Trent.)

Before that, he had tried giving Bridgette her issued jacket when she shoved him away, yelling that she had a boyfriend. That felt like an overreaction, but he had no time to think on that because he stumbled back and slipped into a large pile of snow.

• The contestants watched as Chris worried and fretted over Noah and made him drink his original hot chocolate because he didn't want his emotionally adopted son to be cold! Think of his anemia!!! Noah was taken back to the plane to warm up before he was allowed back and decided to take Chris a replacement hot chocolate....his well intentions ended up with him being crushed under Trent and had Chef fretting over him in place of Chris.

He was grounded to the plane for the rest of the challenge.

Stupid father figures! He had work to do!!!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63786646/chapters/163553611

Fic Title: Biding His Time

Summary: After witnessing something he shouldn't have, a regular college student finds himself being watched by a creature of the night, one that gets caught in their own web of infatuation for the unusual human boy.

Or, Noah finds out his classmate Alejandro is a vampire.

ao3 tagging on here hates me BUT i keep my promises… alenoah vampire fic prologue now out for your enjoyment….

(also i’m pretty sure this is the 1000th fic in the alenoah tag. what an absolute win today)