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thedungeonofderps ยท 5 years ago
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PC: I cast fireball!
DM: ....the enemy is about 8ft in front of you are you sure..?
PC: fireball!!!!
DM: o-okay....roll damage
PC: 18!
DM: yeah...you got him tiger...now roll your escape..
PC: *dice clatters*...6..?
DM: *heavy sigh*
PC: I lived right?
DM:.... how much HP do you have...?
PC: 42...?
DM: *rapid maths* you....have one HP.
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