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PC: I roll to check if there is anything near by
DM: okay, roll.
PC: uuuh 15.
DM: you see something, it looks like a bush...but it looks like it’s breathing
PC: I’m gunna go look at it.
DM:.....roll perception
PC: 5!
DM: you don’t care. Must be the wind. You just rush up to it to see what kind of plant it is. But it growls and stands up. It is, in fact a bear. What do you do?
PC:.....friendship! I want to pet it!!
DM: you want to....pet the pissed off bear....?
PC: friendhip!
DM: r-roll...to survive..
PC: 8! Friendship?
DM: the party watches as you are savagely mauled by a bear.
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PC: I cast fireball!
DM: ....the enemy is about 8ft in front of you are you sure..?
PC: fireball!!!!
DM: o-okay....roll damage
PC: 18!
DM: yeah...you got him tiger...now roll your escape..
PC: *dice clatters*...6..?
DM: *heavy sigh*
PC: I lived right?
DM:.... how much HP do you have...?
PC: 42...?
DM: *rapid maths* you....have one HP.
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