#daddy's lil nymph

[teatoptony]

The Same Boat

ask; hi sorry if this is too much detail but a request for reader the same age as Luke and joins the camp at around 16-17 but they had a really nice life before joining camp half blood and really hates the camp because she deeply misses her friends and boyfriends and girlfriends, and it takes place when she’s first joining and she points out to Luke how terrible the system is and they bond over being really angry about the gods. thank u!!!

pairing(s); luke castellan x gn!reader (romantic or platonic, not exactly specified but leaning more towards platonic)

warning(s); daddy issues ig

a/n; i changed the story a lil bit so that the reader didn’t just get to camp, but got there a little bit ago and was given a quest which ended a lil bit before the fic starts, hope u don’t mind. pre-lightning thief. i had ares in mind as reader’s gp but it’s not specified, i did refer to them as a dad and their mortal parent as a mom though

it’s been a while since i’ve read the books and i personally never got the luke hype so sorry if it’s a little ooc, also a bit short. had book luke in mind while writing but could be read for book or series luke ig if you ignore minor physical descriptions

art credits(left to right); velinxi, velinxi, frostbite studios

You had never known who your godly parent was.

You’d always assumed it was one of the minor gods, since the satyr assigned to your school hadn’t sought you out until you were old enough to drive. Either that or you just weren’t ‘gifted’ enough to garner much attention. You didn't know which you preferred.

In a way, it didn’t really matter. No one claimed you anyway, so you spent the first couple weeks of your stay at Camp Half-Blood — a very inconspicuous name, by the way — in cabin eleven, the Hermes Cabin.

It was a rough adjustment. You were resentful of this new world; a world of gods and monsters and magic and so many weird stories that made it hard to keep track of every twist and turn and easy to offend whichever god whose myths or name you got confused. You felt like someone was watching you at all times. Or would it be the opposite, since your godly parent clearly didn’t care enough to claim you as their own?

It didn’t help much when you were assigned a quest, either. Or rather, one of your friends were.

Austin Lake, a child of Apollo, was tasked to retrieve his father’s lyre from a forest — not just any forest, no, the Grove of Demeter. Or at least, a recreation of it, anyway. According to Austin, Demeter had banned his father from ever entering the Grove again when he’d had a little too much ‘fun’ with one of the wood nymphs there, so he needed his son to go fetch his lost toy.

Bit derogatory, you thought. We’ve been reduced to well-trained dogs.

Still, you tagged along.

There were a couple hiccups along the way, which you were told were par for the course by Chiron, who welcomed you back rather dismissively once you returned. Normally, you would’ve been offended. I mean, you get back from a not-so-semi life threatening outing, and all you get is a halfhearted pat on the back? Honestly.

But you couldn’t really find it in yourself to care. Not today.

-

You sat on the hillside as you watched the sunset. Wind carried the sweet scent of ripe strawberries from the fields along with the smell of dirt and other greenery as the grass beneath you swayed in the breeze. The blades tickled your skin as you basked in the calm silence of everything — something fairly unusual for this place, as far as you could tell from your stay so far.

You, however, did not feel calm. Quite the opposite, in fact. Your feelings toward the world of Greek mythology hadn’t been good in the first place, to say the least; you’d had to practically abandon any and all traces of your life back home in order to get here since you’d been discovered so late. You missed your friends (whom you assumed would be worried sick by now, since cell service was pretty much nonexistent here and you’d only been able to contact a few of them via post), and you missed the taste of actual junk food that came from cans and bags. You even missed school, as boring and hellish as it was. At least it offered a sense of normalcy that you so desperately needed right about now.

“Room for one more?” A voice asked, snapping you out of your thoughts. You turned to see Luke standing beside the pine on top of the hill, a Coca Cola in either hand. There was a small smile on his lips as he said, “I brought drinks.”

You smiled back at him, mostly out of courtesy but also at his offer. It was as if he'd read your mind. “Sure, if you want.”

Luke strolled down to sit beside you, handing you one of the fizzy drinks and popping his own. The can was pleasantly cool to the touch, a stark contrast to the harsh sunlight hitting your skin. “Thanks.” You muttered, taking the soda with a grateful look.

“Don’t mention it,” he replied. “We keep a secret stash of six-packs in the kitchen for special occasions. The harpies are pretty easy to bribe.”

Silence settled between the two of you as you sipped on your drinks. You stared straight ahead as you did before, but now you caught glimpses of Luke’s sandy blond hair out of the corner of your eye.

It was… awkward.

Luke had always been a bit of a mystery for you. Sure, you saw him as a friendly guy, and he had been nice to you ever since your first day here, but you noticed little details the younger or happier campers didn’t.

He never really liked talking about his father, Hermes, despite having been claimed almost as soon as he got to Camp. Okay, maybe that was fair, since he had to deal with loads of hopeful, undetermined campers asking him when they would be claimed, too.

‘Oh, I was claimed the minute I got here. But since your godly parent didn’t claim you yet, I guess they just don’t care about you.’

Yeah, not a great thing to tell a twelve-year-old.

Luke was also pretty closed off in general. He was an easy guy to make friends with, sure. But other than surface-level stuff like what color he likes or which Camp activities were his favorite, only one or two people knew much of anything about his personal life. Which was to say, his life before coming here, since it’d be pretty hard to have a ‘personal life’ when you lived in cabin eleven year-round.

You remembered the night before you took off for the quest. Luke’s face illuminated by flames as he burnt his nightly offerings with the rest of the camp, his expression one you could still clearly picture. A mellow bitterness — something kept suppressed for years, stacking and stacking and never getting cleaned out, building like dust and cobwebs on top of an old dresser. It was a face you assumed you'd wear eventually, too.

And that wasn’t even mentioning all the time he spent in the arena. His swordsmanship was the definition of textbook when he was training other campers, but it was a whole different story if you happened to stumble across him practicing on dummies in his spare time. His swings were quick and precise, as usual. However, there was an almost brutal quality to him as he maimed the dummy, slashing it as if it'd slaughtered his entire family.

Not that it would be that weird if the dummy had actually murdered them, Greek mythology and all.

Anyway.

“So...” Luke started. Then he must've realized he didn't really know what to say. He stared straight ahead and tapped his finger on his knee.

“So...” You repeated. You could tell he had something to say to you, he just didn't know the best way to go about it. After all, who would waste contraband on someone they didn't really know if it wasn't to sweeten them up before asking a favor? “..Did you need something?”

Luke opened his mouth, but hesitated before saying anything. “Actually.. yeah.”

See? No one's that nice.

“I kinda heard what happened,” He continued. You picked at the tab of your can, avoiding eye contact. Of course he knew. Something like that can't exactly stay a secret for long in a place like this. “I overheard Austin talking to Chiron about it?”

Well, fuck him then.

“He mentioned you wanna keep it on the down-low, so, your secret's safe with me.” He quickly added, giving you a reassuring smile.

“Oh, um...” You didn't really know what to say to that. It was bound to get out eventually, so it was the sentiment that mattered, you guessed. “Thanks.”

“Least I could do,” He nodded. “It was supposed to be a secret anyway, right?”

“I guess.”

“...It's bound to get out eventually though.”

You sighed. There was no actual hope with keeping this a secret, after all. The best you could do was a 'everyone knows about it but we don't talk about it' secret.

“I know, don't remind me.” You muttered. “I mean, it'd be hard to hide moving to a different cabin, wouldn't it?”

Luke chuckled. “I can't speak from personal experience, but yeah, probably.”

You groaned, hiding your face in your hands. You felt like pulling your hair out. “How much do you know?”

“Not that much,” he shrugged. You didn't need to look at him to know he was lying, you had a pretty good track record of telling when someone was. “Just that you got claimed, and you're not happy about it.”

“How could I be happy about it?” You burst out, straightening your back as you whipped your head up. Your hands spread out in front of you and your heels dug into the ground beneath them. “I never wanted this life! What, I’m supposed to be grateful that my deadbeat dad finally showed up? That he finally ‘claimed’ me? What is there to be grateful for? That isn’t even the bare fucking minimum of being a parent!”

Luke tensed. You didn’t blame him. The gods were always listening, somehow omnipresent but not enough to be there for their own kids. Fucking ridiculous.

Against your better judgement, your rant continued, spilling out of your mouth like word vomit.

“It's not like I expect him to be there for every step of my life, but would it have killed him to show his face, willingly, just once? My mom works three jobs just to keep a place for the two of us to stay! What, he couldn't send child support every now and then? He's a fucking god! What good is being a god if you aren't there for the people you're supposed to be taking responsibility for?”

“Yeah, I hear that.”

You scoffed. “Sure you do.”

“I'm serious.” Luke defended, putting his can down on the ground. “I've only met my dad once, and even for a god he was kinda shitty.”

You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Okay, fine. He was completely shitty.” Luke admitted. With a bit of hesitation, he elaborated further, fidgeting with a blade of grass.

“Before I came to Camp, I was on the run.” He said, a faraway look in his eyes, almost as if he were talking about a different lifetime. “It was me, Annabeth and Thalia.”

“Thalia as in..?”

“Yeah,” he said, a bitter smile on his lips as he glanced back at the tall pine tree that stood at the top of the hill. “That's her.”

You bit your lip as you stared at the pine. Now that you knew there was a story behind it, your mind played tricks on you. The branches were suddenly outstretched arms, the leaves spiky hair and you could have sworn you could make out the shape of a face in the pattern of the bark.

“This one time, Thalia was hurt, and we needed a place to stay for a bit. Since we were desperate and not really thinking straight, we went to my mom's place.” He sighed. “When we got there... I met him.”

Luke took a deep breath, his eyebrows furrowing as if just thinking about that moment physically hurt. “I'd known what I was for a while. Prayed to my dad a couple times, too, but he never got back to me. When I met him at that house, I asked him for help. I knew we wouldn't be safe at mom's. I asked him for guidance... and he said no.”

You nodded along with his words. The sun was beginning to set now, a light chill in the air. The sky was a golden orange, which bathed everything out of the shadows in a yellow light. Luke's eyes looked almost the same color as the light reflected off of them.

“If he'd just told us where to go then and there, if he told us about this place...” He trailed off. He clenched his jaw before drinking the last of his coke and flattening the can. “Thalia would still be alive. Living. She wouldn't be...”

Silence settled between the two of you again. Luke didn't want to talk about it any longer, and, as curious as you were, you didn't want to pry. But it was less awkward this time around, a mutual understanding connecting you both.

“Kind of a dick move.” You remarked quietly. To your surprise, Luke laughed.

“Kind of?” He raised an eyebrow.

“Nah, total dick move.” You corrected yourself. You gave him a small smile. “Both our dads are jerks. Guess it runs in the family.”

“That's one thing.”

“Yeah? What’s the other?”

Luke shook his head, the corner of his lip tilting up into a half smile. “Maybe I’ll tell you later.”

You rolled your eyes. “Lame.”

The sky was turning purple now, a vibrant shade that leaned mire towards red than blue. Though soon it would be the other way around, and the harpies would come out to scare any campers who were out past curfew. You’d heard rumors that Mr.D allowed them to eat the strays sometimes, but you doubted they were true. Travis and Connor were still alive, after all. Though maybe they’d just never been caught.

Your run in with your father played on repeat in your head, each loop accentuating one horrible thing about it or the other. You fidgeted with the grass, ripping a few blades out of the ground. You bit your lip. Should you tell him about it? It would probably be good to get it off your chest. Plus, Luke actually understood how much this shit sucked.

“…You know what he said to me? When he saw me?” You finally muttered, deciding to trust him, just a bit. “He didn’t even recognize me, but I knew. The second I saw him, it was like something clicked. It took him a while, but when he made the same connection… He said, ‘shoot.’”

You laughed humorlessly. “‘Shoot.’ Like I was some piece of homework he forgot to do, and not his kid he abandoned before I was even born. I wanted to strangle him, I swear, but…”

You trailed off. You didn’t want to admit it, but your father was terrifying.

‘Watch the attitude.’ He had said, his hulking form growing until he was almost level with the trees surrounding him. ‘I don’t take disrespect, especially not from my own kids.’

I’m not your kid, you now thought, biting the inside of your cheek. He had never been a dad to you. As far as you were concerned, you didn’t have a father.

“I wished he were gone.”

…

You felt Luke’s gaze on the side of your head, practically boring holes into your skull. You glanced at him. Maybe you shouldn’t have told—

“You didn’t deserve that.” Luke suddenly said, a fire behind his words you’d never heard before. “None of us do.”

He stopped for a moment, his jaw clenched. Taking a deep breath, he turns his body towards you, facing you completely. There was no mistaking it now; there was gold swirling behind his blue irises.

“I have a proposition you might wanna hear.”

[gutsybitsies]

jason grace as a city planner!!!!!!!!

has an unnatural knowledge of city codes and ordinances, doesnt mind red tape. can and will recite relevant codes on the spot. is this his Jupiter aspect or the autism? who knows

will infodump new city code facts on nico, who infodumps new ghost facts on jason right back. then the two of them argue about who is worse, jason's boss or nico's boss. nico thinks he has it worse because he's literally working for the king of the underworld who has deepseated Issues. Jason thinks he has it worse because his boss is a Trump supporter

loves creating blue prints of walkable cities and eco friendly landscapes. annabeth keeps trying to headhunt him into her Olympian architectural firm that dabbles with mortal projects + mythical projects, but he refuses because he likes public works too much.

likes making lil diaramas of his favorite projects.

the mortals in his department thinks hes a bit insane because occasionally he would spend his own money to dig up a tree and relocate it if they can't plan a new road or building around it. those are when the plans are too large and he can't Mist his way out of derailing the destruction of a tree with a nymph in it.

occasionally drops anonymous tips to the police department about crimes because he's friends with nymphs who saw the crime happen. also when nico straight up tells him what the ghost said.

once wore a $10k rolex into the office and sparked an ethics committee meeting about possible bribery.

jason: my friend nico gave it to me? he said it looked nice. i can't give it back or not wear it, itd hurt his feelings. besides if i give that back i'd have to give back this suit he gave me as well

enter @thatshortangryperson 's opinion that now of course everyone in the government thinks this "nico" is jason's sugar daddy

jason has no idea. he's humming along gluing tiny lil pieces to his diaramas and drawing up city plans and filling out paperwork

[zaynesaurora]

so rafayel is as of now my little stool for books since his myth pair isnt coming home, and for celebrating the downfall of my sanity here's a fresh can of worms 🫙 the boys as girl dads:

Zayne's daughter would be Jasmine (its the only right answer I will fight a bear if denied), I feel like she'd be a lil ball of sunshine just jumping off the walls but would try to act serious when her papa is around, Zayne def knows abt her act. He also knows that one candy is all it takes for his lil girl to get her to do anything she doesnt wanna do: veggies are ugly? Oh too bad ig I'll save this candy for next time, dont wanna brush your hair? So you dont want the strawberry lollypop I saved up :(. When bring your kid to work days comes about everyone is just getting whiplashed cause Zayne keeps on switching from work mode to dad mode (also he def makes her go play with the bunnies they keep at the hospital)

Xavier oww Xavier :( mans tired but he stays alive for his little sunshine, half asleep in the middle of a tea party with a tiara on his head. I think he'd want to name her after a celestial body but since Im not too familiar with that stuff I'll leave that up for grabs, or maybe even after sum flowers (imagine xav asking Jeremaiah abt their meaning eueue). I feel like he'd just do whatever she asks of him, mans just folding at any requests and gives us a hard time doing sum discipline; somehow we end up with our little baby and xavier giving us doe eyes cause "why did u say no to her😦". And since Xavier lowkey gives off scary dog priviledge I can just picture him holding hands walking down the street with his lil girl and just throws daggers eyeing at lil boys trying to play with her(someone hold this man back its called play date for a reason)

Rafayel would want to name his daughter obv something sea related, like maybe some old Lemurian names or even after water nymphs so again names are really just up for grabs, maybe mix n match and come up with something brand new yeah? Between him and our daughter idk whos supposed to be the adult tbh 😭 i feel like when his lil girl throws a tantrum he just starts crying along with her, and she'd stop crying cause like ??? . Prepare to come home and just see paint everywhere and a very proud daughter holding a cute little canvas covered in colors all proud, meanwhile Rafayel hiding behind the couch cause he knows a storm is brewing. Also when the kid has a hard time falling asleep u can just hear him humming songs to her until she goes to sleep eueuueue😭

Thats all enjoy my worms, made with love 🧜🏻‍♀️

— you guys are so intune with making me feel things i love girl dad!aus so much you dont understand !!

under a break bc i waffled big time

jasmineeeeee stop im gonna burst she would have a little lab coat and a fake stethoscope:(( and she’d check zaynes vitals im weeping he was designed to girl dad hes so protective of her :(

jabshsja xav the tired dad!! so true,, he was also SO GOOD at settling her when she was a baby bc man can he nap so she was so used to contact naps with him it was near impossible for you to be able to put her down to sleep :/

raf omg hes SO competitive with her its ridiculous but also he’s kinda jealous at the beginning because she gets all your attention and hes just ‘well this is gonna be hell,, what if i waste away’ AND THE FIRST TIME HE CHANGES A DIAPER oh hes definitely dry heaving

MAY I ALSO ADD THE MOST GIRL DAD OF THE ENTIRE L&DS CAST !!! CALEB !!

who’s baby girl is his entire life and his best friend, she’s like a little tiny version of him they have inside jokes from you and everything😭 and she absolutely gets her heart broken every time he has to go on long work trips but he would make up to her when he returns with little trinkets from where ever hes been and she has an entire shelf dedicated to daddies gifts waaah im melting (he also lets her play hairdresser on him and will come to you about something mundane with two tiny pigtails) anyway let me cry

[historiaxvanserra]

unhinged kinktober thought is that I’d love Gwyn to recreate a scene from one of her and Nesta’s smutty books in Merrill’s office to spite her lmao

With who? 👀 I feel like Azriel would be up for desecrating a sacred library.

I see your unhinged thought an raise you: gwynriel knife play 👀 Gwyn is my favourite stabby lil nymph and Azriel is my favourite murder daddy. It just makes sense.

[baylardo]

one time i wrote this post halfway out and then was like mmmmm nevermiiiiind and deleted it bc i didnt like my formatting so ive decided to do it AGAIN and just have 0 format hahaha

and im gonna hide this one so i can just be messy and bullet point it but TO PREMISE just MYYYYYYY thoughties on the triplets and nicknames and whatnot hahaha :))))))) just stuff pertaining to names lol,,,,, keep it broad,,,,,,,,,, (YOU GUYS DO WHATEVER!!!!!!! dont stick to this reliably or anything for a guideline i just ponder it every so often LOL)

i actually dont think id considered chakotay naming them when theyre lil salamander nymphs or anything when i'd started the au and jellybeans doing that was SUPER CUTE :) i love Starlight for amelia more than my original idea (which was that kathryn would nickname her that) and i heckiggn ADOREEEEEE him calling philippa Pip. i love both junior AND wanderer for ed im not really set on one or the other hahaha, both make sense.

i think chakotay would be the only one to call philippa Pip and shes VERY fond of him calling her that. (greedily fell in love with this nickname because its the same name John gives to Chiana in farscape and when she asks "why Pip" he explains it's because she's his favorite traveling companion heehee)

with amelia as Starlight im like mmmm MAYBE kathryn would call her that,,, but i think it'd be kinda like using "darling" to her or "precious" :3 definitely chakotay still calls her that though

same with Pip for philippa like MAYBE kathryn slips an "oh, Pip" every so often but its rare or late in the game

most people probably nickname philippa as Peppa

i think alice had the idea one time that amelia would be nicknamed mealybug (meeliebug??? meelie???) i thiiiink by philippa, kinda derogatory but playful, i like that one :)

love that da vinci calls amelia Mia :3 very on brand with her mother

edward is very Ed-zoned by most people, very casual about it, probably doesnt vibe his full name very much lol.

ummmm admittedly i havent read any books pertaining to Chakotay's name culture all that much, supposedly it exists i just havent gotten to it yet, but MAYBE edward would have an inherited name pertaining to that. i'm not sure though. put a pin in that one haha.

ummmm my weird take on kathryn is that (at least in the beginning) she lowkey loathes the shortening of her children's names so she'd pretty strictly refer to them by their full names. like her son having her father's name, philippa (maybe) being the name her and mark had wanted to potentially name a daughter, amelia being AMELIA. like IN TIME i think she'd come around to stuff like Peppa and Ed, but for a long while there's a formality she upholds about her children's names. likeeee idk in some book canon it talks about how kathryn hated when phoebe would call her Kitten (something her father would call her in the Autobio canon,,,,,), shed subsequently call her sister Phoebs which she hated, but there's also the kathryn nicknaming of Goldenbird by her father in Mosaic canon. BUT she always refers to herself as kathryn and rarely do we see any deviation from that,,, likeee with Q calling her Kathy,,,,, and all her silly holodeck names which are equally as lengthy as her own name lol.

philippa HAAAATEEEEES hearing her mother's stern scoldy mother voice call her by her full name, its grating and irritable and doesnt help matters when they quarrel constantly

like they idea that tom calls philippa Pumpkin specifically. :) just as i want to kiss the brain of whoever came up with the idea that he'd call miral Peanut... BRILLIANT... i can see chakotay Also calling philippa Pumpkin though,,,,, head empty on the other two in regards to Tom,,, maybe Honey for amelia idk lol

chakotay gets papa/dad/daddy zoned to the kids, Tom is Tom :) b'elanna is b'elanna

kathryn gets all your typical mom variations but lol i think philippa has AT LEAST once referred to her as Kathryn out of spite <3 maybe amelia calls her captain/admiral more than she should :')

im sure SOMEONE would refer to philippa as Eyebrows,,,,,,,

[miraclesinvisibletoothers]

My nicknames lately:

Sexy lil forest nymph

My sweetness

Cuteness

Lovely lady

Daddy's good girl

[vulpes-ex-machina]

My family: you are beautiful! <3

Me:

- Aww, thank you! Love ya too! :)

Love to play with palettes. I get interesting results!

Here is full piece with sketches:

[rukia-writes]

❥Record of Ragnarok Masterlist ❥

Group headcanons/ reader inserts

Zeus x (fem) reader (Zeus has fun with the baby sitter)

Zeus x (fem) reader( 18+ No minors 🔞 )

RoR as Beyoncé gifs

What they are like during a thunder storm

Qin Shi Huang x (fem) reader

Heimdall x reader

Thor, Hercules, Tesla with a beloved that looks like Rangiku (Bleach)

Thor, Poseidon, Buddha and Tesla with a strong and Buff s/o

Going inside a haunted house 🏚

Which SNV spoils their little girl

Helping with insecurities, Thor, Hades and Poseidon

Various characters x witch reader

Preferences (SNV Daddy)

Buddha and Hercules helping their s/o that’s having a rough time

Aphrodite with human lover (headcanons)

Which gods like to worship their s/o (mentions of pregnancy)

Ragnarok's Human side, who's likely to have a child with their s/o

Hades, Thor, or Poseidon dealing with their s/os having a bad day with their insecurities

Who has a mommy/mistress kink? >:D

RoR daddies having their ass grabbed

Ares x goddess x Hermès

Aphrodite Headcanons

⚡️Nikola Tesla headcanons ⚡️

⚡️Nikola Tesla x reader (18+, No minors, naughty headcanons ⚡���

Various characters x baby! (Fem) reader

Various characters x oread! Reader (reader baby sits Hades, Poseidon, Adamas, and Zeus)

Various characters x babysitter reader

Various characters x witch! reader

Hades and Poseidon how they propose 💍

Buddha and Hermes listen stumble upon Y/N singing

Thor, Poseidon and Hades how they are when their beloved is having their baby 👶

Thor, Poseidon, Hades, and Buddha: sundress season 🎀

Getting nudes sent to them by their s/o

Poseidon, Thor, Tesla and Buddha with a strong and buff s/o

Having their s/o that likes to touch their tiddies (1)

Having their s/o that likes to touch their tiddies (2)

Thor and Poseidon have a s/o that likes to cuddle with them

Hercules and Shiva how they react when someone insults their wife

Hermes and Ares with a s/o that clean in the morning

Hades and Poseidon with a s/o that likes their biceps 💪

Hades and Poseidon with a s/o that gives them lil kisses before bed.

Buddha x (Male)! Reader

Buddha x (fem)! Reader (18+, No minors 🔞, reader and Buddha have fun in the council)

Poseidon, Hercules and Hades (Bath time-Dad version)

Qin Shi Huang and Sakata Kintoki (Rainy days-Dad version)

Thor and Hades handling the serpent 🐍

Poseidon handles the serpent 🐍

Odin handles the serpent 🐍

Hercules and Ares handle the serpent

Heracles x (fem) reader

Hercules x (fem) reader (Hercules saves a young boy and has a crush on his mother)

Heracles x (fem) reader (18+, NSFW)

Hercules x (fem) reader (damsel! Reader, a thousand fur coat)

Werewolf! Heracles x (fem) LRRH! Reader (18+ NSFW)

Hercules x (fem) reader (Hercules shows his strength by arm wrestling Thor)

Heracles x (Fem) reader x Thor (18+ NSFW)

Heracles x (fem) reader (Finding the doll)

Alcides x (fem) reader (Alcides tries to ask his crush out)

Alcides x (fem) reader (Alcides has an innocent crush on a princess but she doesn’t know who he is)

Hercules x (fem) reader (pins her to the wall)

Heracles x (fem) reader (asking his crush on a date)

Hercules x crybaby! Reader headcanons

Firefighter! Hercules x (fem)! Reader

Hercules (fem) reader x Lucifer (sexy threesome) 18+

Hercules x (fem) goddess! Reader- Loki plays a prank on Hercules beloved

Hercules x shy (fem) reader (18+)

Poseidon x (fem) reader (Uber driver)

Poseidon x water nymph! Reader ( Baby sitting Poseidon

Poseidon as a human in college

Poseidon dick headcanons

Poseidon plays a game with his baby ♥️

Poseidon x (fem) reader (Poseidon has twins and wants attention)

Dad! Poseidon x mom!(fem) reader

Thor x (GN) reader (fluff)

Thor x (fem) reader x Heracles (18+, No minors)

Bath time with Thor

Thor x earth goddess (reader tells Thor about her parents)

Thor x healer goddess (fem) reader

Thor x sif! Reader

MMA! Lu Bu x MMA! (Male) reader

Odin x mermaid!(fem) reader

Odin x minor goddess

Odin x goddess! Reader (Odin gets a surprise) 18+

Odin x goddess! Reader ( reader gets to face sit on Odin)

Odin x (fem) reader (Reader wants a baby boy) 18+

Hermès x child! Goddess

Hermes x Ballet! Dancer

Ares x (fem) goddess reader (Reader saves Ares from two giants)

Ares x (GN) child! deity x Aphrodite

Ares x eos! Reader

Hades x young! Reader (Hades gets a psychic daughter)

Hades x (fem)! Reader (Reader is the twin sister of Aphrodite and has a crush on Hades)

Hades x (fem)! Reader (Part 2 of being Aphrodite’s sister)

Remix of Hades and Persephone (fem!reader)

Hades x human! Reader

Hades x human (fem) reader x Beelzebub

Hades x (fem) reader (Flu season comes to Valhalla) 18+

Beelzebub headcanons having feelings for his future s/o

Go to Second master list for more (●’◡’●)ﾉ

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

[caroldantops]

silver’s monsterfucker celebration!

Is it almost halfway through October? Yes! Have I been seeing the monsterfucking content that I want? Kinda? Am I taking matters into my own hands? YES. 

Welcome to Silver’s Monsterfucker Celebration! For the last two weeks of October (17 - 31), I’m going to be posting drabbles featuring smut with our favorite Marvel ladies, but with a Halloween twist 😈

Instead of just taking a ton of prompts though, I’m going to only do a certain number to help retain my sanity and help make sure that I don’t get bored by getting a bunch of similar prompts. Here’s how it’s going to work: 

I’ve created a google form and given you three things to pick: a character, a monster, and kinks. Fill that out! 

The form will close this FRIDAY (Oct. 15) THURSDAY (OCT 14) at 11:59pm EST CLOSED 

From there, I’ll see what people generally chose. It won’t be an exact science, so you’re not guaranteed to get what you voted for (sorry! I plan on doing things like this again in the future though!). I’ll just be looking for if there are certain combinations that multiple people seem to want or if there’s just something that seems particularly fun to write!

The goal is to have a drabble a day, but that might vary. But that means I want to end up with about 14 or 15 prompts. (I personally already have one in mind...) 

I’ll probably post a list of the one’s I’ve picked out so that everyone knows what to expect. 

That’s it! 

I’ll for sure be doing other little monster thirst headcanons thru the next couple weeks too, so if you don’t end up getting what you wanted on the list, you can always send me a lil something in my inbox and we can still talk monsterfuckin ❤

here’s the google form!  

closed! will post the preview list soon! 

(you can fill it out more than once if you have multiple ideas in mind, just try not to spam the same answers pls)

below the cut is a list of what characters, monsters, and kinks, but these are also all listed on the google form for you! 

characters: carol danvers, natasha romanoff, wanda maximoff, monica rambeau, agatha harkness, valkyrie, pepper potts, peggy carter, sharon carter

monsters: werebeast (wolf/cat/etc.), vampire, naga, orc, siren/mermaid, boogeyman, slime monster, minotaur/satyr, nymph, dragonborn, ghost, devil/succubus, tentacle monster

[ID: bulleted list titled "kink prompts". Prompts listed are Soft sex, Face-sitting, Suspension, Exhibitionism, Role reversal, Food play, Rimming/Anal, Deep throating, Roleplay , Object insertion, Size kink, Hate/Angry Sex, Praise kink, Gagging, Hickey/biting marks, Being recorded, Sleepy sex, Pet play, Mommy/Daddy Kink, Mirror sex, Body worship, Edging/Orgasm Denial, Sensory Deprivation, Collaring, Accidental Stimulation, Choking, Impact Play, Overstimulation, Thigh riding, Squirting, Cock warming, Lactation, Primal play, Breeding, Corruption, Aftercare.]

[tenseoyong]

Johnny Masterlist

→ There’s Something in the Water | water nymph!au •  summer break + babysitting + strange dude what could go wrong  

→ Thieves In The Night | goblin!au •  stuff just keeps going missing ft. taeyong

→ Two Sides Of The Same Coin | psychiatrist!au | M |Series •  i call this the ‘liz cant stop reading dr. crane fanfic’ fanfic

→ Not All Can See | imaginary friend!au •  what kid doesn’t conjure up an imaginary friend?

→ Forgive Me Father |  M |  roleplay!au •  halloween got a lil kinky oops

→ “Life is Pretty Great Right Now.” | daddy!johnny •  even when working johnjohn cant stop the fam talk

→ Touch | M | bf!johnny •  just some smut bc y’all are impatient n gettin on my nerves

→ It Ain’t Me, Baby | 60′s!au •  can’t stop listening to bob dylan so eh here  

→ Snapshot | M       •  johnny likes taking pictures. enough said.

→ No Use Crying Over a Spilled Milkshake | college!au | M | Series       •  someone from your friend’s past transfers to your college. chaos ensues. → [1]

[ofloveandhorses]

(demet ozdemir, female, she/her) the city of gods is proud to welcome rosalie clarke. she is a twenty-nine year old human who has lived in new crete for one year. rosalie can be found working as a private investigator at her own firm and is concerned about the death of zeus. (written by rose, 25, she/her, est.)

ROSALIE

she is the human formerly known as nemesis (basically same character, she’s just human now and has a different name)

she goes by lee, call her rose or rosalie and she’ll kill you (unless ur one of her siblings)

assertive, loyal, too curious for her own good

was adopted by her parents when she was too young to remember any family but them. however, from what she was told, her birth mom was a member of her preacher father’s church and left her in the sanctuary when she was just a baby and the rest is history

knew at an early age that she didn’t wanna get stuck as some housewife in minnesota and swore that no matter what it took, she’d get out

moved to minneapolis (aka the big city) when she was 21 and entered the police force.

she loved living her own life, getting to do whatever she wanted. however, when esme got sick, lee moved back to their hometown to be closer to them and joined the pd there

when she was 25, lee was promoted to detective and spent a few years working on the homicide team

when it became clear that her sibling’s best shot at getting better was in new crete, lee absolutely was willing to drop everything and move to support one of the most important people in her life

the idea of gods being real was unbelievable to lee at first, especially considering she spent her life in rebellion of her father and his christian god. so she refused to see it, but the truth couldn’t be denied. gods were real, and she was walking among them.

instead of having to deal with the strange newspaper/detective agency situation in new crete, lee established her own private investigation firm. she made decent money tracking cheating husbands (thanks for the big bucks daddy zeus) and appreciated the independence working outside of a department gave her

she’s worried about what the death of zeus means for the city, but there is a secret part of her that’s excited to focus on a case that’s more than just taking pics of gods fucking nymphs

NOTE: if u had a plot going on with nemesis, we can keep them going with lee unless they were ~god~ dependent (which i don’t think any of them were??? altho if u wanna change things a lil hmu and we can re-work it!!)

[zippers-flowers-and-wine]

This might sound a little weird but I was looking at this account and thought of the sequel to the little mermaid. Would it be possible in the lore for there to be a situation similar to Melody's?

Hmm... I've never seen the little mermaid sequel unfortunately 😨

The only Disney sequel i ever watched was The Lion King 2, and that's only because of the bomb ass song "That's My Lullaby." But I think I get the gist of what it is?

Like, she wants to be a mermaid? Right? Well, I imagine, based on who the Dad is, the kid would come out as a selkie, water nymph or mostly human like creature:

Abbacchio: Kid would have pointed ears, sharp teeth and take mostly after the Reader in skin tone and hair type. But she would totally have Abbacchio's white hair. Her skin would be super rough around her elbows, knees and shoulders. She'd also be pretty strong, even as a child, and would be a surprisingly weak swimmer. No gills, fins, ect. so she holds onto her dad(s) if she need to go into the water. (If anyone would get the mermaid envy, it'd be her)

Fugo: His kid will end up as a selkie! He'd end up with all the tiger-shark traits that skipped Fugo, with a slightly longer body. The reason he'd get the tiger shark is because humans, when involved in making the child, activate a sort of "randomizer" in the merfolks genes. Fugo's kid has no lionfish spines, but he does have a small bit of venom. His charm would be one of those surfer dude, shark tooth necklaces and he'd keep it wrapped around his ankle. (Both Fugo and the kid are really happy, though his son may get a lil jealous of Fugo's kelpie power)

Narancia: Personally I'd love to see him have twins, and they would both be "mermaids" except they have legs. So their toes are kind of like scuba flippers and they find it hard to be on land for long periods of time. They both have "wings", but one has a permanently damaged wing due to complications during birth. (They actually get human envy because they wanna walk without the big flippers tripping them.)

Mista: Pretty much a full fledged mermaid. Like her daddy, she'd be an octopus because Mista is fully octopus with nothing else that can be "randomized" onto her. Unlike Mista, she has all 8 of her limbs, so it will force him to either get over his superstition (maybe transition it another number 👀) or lose his mate and child. (The kid is really happy here, since she looks like a carbon copy of her daddy.... -she despises him in the teenage phase, breaks the poor octomans hearts.)

Bruno: His kid come out a lot like Abbacchio's kid. Except his son is a really gifted swimmer, and goes on to do synchronized swimming as an adult. The kid is also incapable of gaining weight beyond a certain amount thanks to his extremely high metabolism and the ribbon eel traits. And you know that webbing we have between our fingers and toes? His is slightly higher up and he got called frog feet a lot. (In this case, the kid is pretty happy with his life. Bruno is happy that his family is happy, but doesn't appreciate the S.W.F hanging around.)

Giorno: His kid is full merfolk. You wouldn't have even realized that he had a human mother, should you see him out and about. He gained a lot of eel traits, completely dodging the lionfish ones from Dio like he was in the matrix. Jonathan, in this AU, is a European Conger mixed with a moray, so the kid is hella big, and has a nasty bite to boot. (In this case, Giorno would be slightly envious of his son, but tries not to let that cloud his love)

I hope that helps a little bit?

[phoenixrisingwoman]

1-102. You should have known I was gonna do this.

This friendship was a mistake.

1) what’s a song you depict with your childhood? any HSM song brings me back to my childhood & also oldies that my parents used to play in the house like stand by me by Ben E. King, unchained melody by the Righteous Brother,….

2) did you have a memorable childhood pet? I think every one of my pets is memorable. one that specificly comes to mind would have to be our Tervuren. We took him in because his owner didn’t take care of him and was planning on ditching him in the middle of the woods. the poor thing got treated like some kind of monster when he only asked for the bare minimum, to get treated with respect and basic kindness. I still remember how easily he trusted us. We were a family of 5 so to have 5 strangers around you all of a sudden and not get defensive and lash out especially after getting treated so badly by humans is one thing but to completely immediately trust us wow. He was such a gentle and sweet dog and it hurts my heart when I think about how he died. He had cancer. Fucking dogs man i know i say this about all dogs but he really was an angel. What a pure soul.

3) have you ever been drunk? yes

4) have you ever tried drugs? i’ve only eaten space cake and that’s it. but i don’t really have any desire to ever try hard drugs.

5) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said? 99% of the time I regret what I say because I am dumb and say some real embarrassing shit

6) have you ever made someone cry? I hope not, unless they were happy tears!

7) has someone ever made you cry? most likely yeah i’m just very sensitive and take a lot of things to heart.

8) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it. i've never been in love9) which came first the chicken or the egg? The real question is where does a circle begin and where does it end?

10, 11) already answered

12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love? read the answer to question 8

13) are you a good cook? i mean i’m not the worst but there’s always room for (a lot of) improvement.

14) already answered

15) what is the last movie you cried during? i can’t remember but hatchiko is a movie that can always make me cry.

16) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any)

It’s such a long list so i’m going to narrow it down to a few: Skillet - Would It matter, DNA - Lia Maria Johnson, you don’t know - Katelyn Tarver, Adam’s song - Blink 182 , 24 floors - The Maine, Sleepless nights - Faber Drive, Just a little bit of your heart - Ariana Grande & I can’t make you love me/ nick of time - Bon Iver. That’s some real sad shit.

17) do you have a middle name? Nope18) have you been out of your country? yes, I’ve been to Italy, England, Turkey, The Netherlands and Germany & this summer i’m going to Spain.19) are you a chocolate fan or not? I am a huge slut for chocolate always20) how many people have you kissed? only one because I have no game21) already answered22) what is your dream car? don’t have a specific one in mind but a range rover looks nice. as long as my car is big enough to take all my dogs with me to the beach, i’m satisfied.23) what is your lucky/favorite number? don’t have one24) what is your favorite flower? i like water lilies a lot25) books or movies, why? Both. Depends. you can get lost in books and imagine the characters/scenery more and the words just stick with me more when i read them? But movies are also nice if a certain character gets played by a good actor and really brings it all to life.26) have you ever been on a blind date? I’d rather not get murdered on my first date. so to answer this question no.27) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you? yeah in my teenager years 28) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends? don’t really see the point in hurting a friend? If a friend betrays my trust i’ll cut them out of my life immediately and never speak a word to them again nor will i waste any more energy on them or be willing to listen to whatever bullshit excuse they want to try. I’m very loyal and loving but if someone takes advantage of that and betrays my trust then I have no problem with cutting them out of my life and continuining as if we were strangers all along. i can take a lot but i don’t fuck with fake people.29) what thing do you symbolize love with? many things really but that’s because i think love comes in many forms. friendship, hobbies, pets, lovers, family,…i think love is all around us really. a tiger playing with her cub, puppies play fighting a lil too rough with an older dog but the older dog allowing them because they still need to learn their boundaries, strangers pulling funny faces at babies or playing along with a game a kid made up, someone giving up their seat and so on. I think all of these acts symbolize love. Once you stop seeing love as this strictly romantic thing i think it’s easy to find it everywhere you look. no matter how small the gesture.30) do you have neat handwriting? It’s not too bad i think. 31) do you have a friend with benefits? nope32) do you want a friend with benefits? I don’t really think i’m cut out for that type of thing. I mean whenever someone holds the door for me i think about it for like days after so I really am not sure if I could trust myself with seeing it as only a friendship with benefits and nothing more.33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be? a siren, a wolf, a forest nymph, harry styles’ next gf haha34) have you ever been blackout drunk? yeah35) have you ever met someone famous? no :(36) how many concerts have you been to? uhh i think 13-ish37) which concerts have you been to? first ones were Justin Bieber (don’t judge), 1d, 5sos, ed sheeran, the script, dua lipa, harry styles, lord huron38) do you have a hidden talent? i can go trough 10 different emotions in the span time of an hour39) what do you do when you’re stressed? shut down, cry, get angry or all of the above.40) do you think money can buy love? money can buy things you love and that make you happy so i guess in that sense you can buy ‘happiness’ & ‘love’, but if we’re talking about real, true, genuine feelings then no that kinda love can’t be bought41) how old would you date? the oldest like 24 but for a sugar daddy i am always willing to make an exception42) have you ever done something illegal?  jaywalking is illegal but most of us have done it at some point so like nothing too illegal43) what is your biggest fear? for my loved ones? that they wil never get all the goodness in life that they truly deserve and that life will treat them like shit and inflict pain upon them that i’ll never be able to undo. for myself? i’m scared i’ll never truly feel like I belong and will never truly feel happy and that once I’m close to dying i’ll be faced with the fact I’ve wasted all my time.44) what is an unusual fear you have? having a doppelganger that’s a real piece of shit and people thinking it's me that has done all that nasty shit to them and me eventually being sentenced for it while the real demon is still out there...yea idk 

45) can you drive? no haha i really need to get my license46) do you believe in supernatural creatures? yes but i’m not sure to what extend but I do believe there are certain things living on this earth unbeknownst to us. 47) do you believe in karma? i think what goes around comes around. or so i truly hope.48) what is one quality you need in your partner? above all my partner needs to be kind. no matter what.49) do looks matter? i’m not going to be a hypocrite and say no because there does need to be a certain level of attraction but it’s not like looks are the most important thing about someone.50) does size matter? which size are we talking about here. but no idc if you truly love someone, you take them as they are. not a single cell in your body would even think about changing anything about them because they already are perfect just the way the are.51) who is the last person you forgave? myself for being so dumb52) what is your favorite ice cream flavor? strawberry and chocolate53) already answered 54) ever been on a plane? obviously55) ever been on a boat? yes56) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t? yea a highschool friend that i haven’t heard in years.57) are there any friendships you regret? yes, this one58) are there any friendships you wish you could make? yes @harrystyles if you ever wanna hang out hit me up. i am free almost always so we can hang out whenever you are free too. thanks my dude.59) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours? no60) have you ever walked outside after 12 am? yes61) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through? no but one day I will!62) are you scared of rollercoasters? yeah and i wish i wasn’t. but i always imagine some final destination type of shit when i’m on it so i tend to avoid rollercoasters and such. I’m a paranoid bitch.63) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually? 664) do you have any plans this weekend? yes 65) do you miss anyone right now? not really66) who do you wish you were talking to right now? the ghost of Christopher McCandless. I’d like to hear his stories and thoughts. he seemed like a very interesting individual.67) already anwered68) who is your favorite superhero? catwoman? idk i don’t really have a fave superhero69) are you dirty minded? me? an angel? of course not.70) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at the 80’s? this question should be illegal. how am i supposed to choose one? there are so many bops.71) how many kids, if any, do you want? at the moment i don’t want kids but if that ever changes 2 would be enough.72) who is your biggest OTP? don’t have one73) what is your favorite food? lasagna & pizza. other than that cake/chocolate/anything cookie or candy related. I have a sweet tooth okay 74) do you want to be married one day? idk I don’t really feel the need to get married but if someone is willing to marry my annoying ass then I’m grabbing that chance with both hands.

75) dogs or cats? both but unfortunately i’ve only owned dogs till now so i’m hoping that will change soon!                                                                   76) already answered77) have you ever seen a shooting star? nope78) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you? No, unless the aliens are there too. then sign me the fuck up79) how many best friends do you have? 380) when was the last time you cried? 2 weeks ago81) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself? mind ur own bussiness82) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed? yeah83) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go? countryside of Ireland, Sweden or Northern Wilderness84) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself? gentle, dreamer, stupid 85) do you consider yourself a loyal person? yes, very loyal until you give me a reason not to. but even then i won’t badmouth you i’ll just erase your whole existence from my memory.86) what is your favorite season and why? summer bc i need that vitamin D to beat the sad bitch in me. but also autumn because SWEATER WEATHER87) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it? no, i don't easily say i love you to someone 88) do you know how to play any instruments? no :(89) already answered90) what are you allergic to? pineapple. i might have other allergies i’m unaware off.91) already answered92) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be? I’d wanna be Daenerys Targaryen because I want to have dragon friends who will fly me anywhere I wanna go. also talk about an entrance when you arrive with your fucking dragon somewhere.93) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why? harry styles, niall horan, BØRNS or Maggie rogers because they seem like fun people to be around that will just brighten your day by being in their company.94) are you outgoing? nope, unless you catch me in those rare energetic moods or if i’m drunk then I do shit even I don’t want to know about.95) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to? no96) are you a good flirt? probably not because i always say some weird shit and kill the mood haha97) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down? nope98) already answered99) are you superstitious? not really100) are you a good listener? i like to think so101) are you a good kisser? who knows102) would you kiss any of your friends? depends how much money is involved

[lechungie]

I got a bit tipsy around this part here, I’m sorry in advance

Kronos invents the first contraceptive: Ok so next up, Kronos hooked up with his sister Rhea, and they had the sex, and then they had the baby, a lil baby asexual by the name of Hestia. Kronos, remembering what Sky daddy said to him, decided to do the sensible, totally-not-power-hungry thing, and eat Hestia...he did that with his next 5 kids until he got to kid number 6, future serial sex freak Zeus. Rhea, realizing this situation was absolutely fucked, gave Zeus up to Gaia who gave Zeus to the Nymphs (I’m willing to bet that’s why he’s maymay big horny) in Zeus’ place, Rhea gave Kronos a god damn rock...I’m guessing Kronos was baby fasting that day because as soon as he got the rock, he just chowed down on it like Fat Albert at Golden Corral.

Anyways, the little sex offender grew up with the nymphs, learned of his heritage and decided to play hero, he visited Kronos as a cupbearer and was like “ayo fam try this, this is the good shit” Kronos accepted….and then he spewed out the kids he swallowed..AND SO BEGAN!!!!

[princess-and-peri]

Rules: Answer 30 questions, tag 20 blogs.

Tagged by: @tinyspookerbean

Nicknames: Babe, Princess, Little One, Pumkin (by my Daddy, i dont really have nicknames from other people)

Gender: Genderqueer

Sign: Aries

Height: 5′2 1/2

Time: 11:07 PM

🎂: April 16th

Fav bands: Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Falling in Reverse, Fall Out Boy, Iron Maiden, Evanessence, and Black Veil Brides

Fav solo artists: Scraton, Ed Sheeran

Song stuck in my head: Open Up Your Eyes from the My Little Pony Movie

Last movie I saw: Thor: Ragnarok

Last show I 👀: Little Witch Acedemia

When did I create my blog: February 2018

What do I post: Sfw age regression posts, food, cute clothes, little items, and the like

Last thing I googled: Clovergender. Never again

Do I have any other blogs: Nope

Do I get asks: I'm still pretty new to this, so I haven't yet

Why did I choose my url: Because my Daddy calls me Princess and Peri is my fave stuffie

Following: 115

Followed by: 16 ♡

Average hours of 💤: About 5-9

Lucky number: 3, 6, 13

Instruments: I used to play the clarinet :P

Fav song:

What am I wearing: A white tank-top, black skinny jeans, and a cute bunny poncho thing

Dream job: Special FX makeup either for movies, or theatre

Dream trip: A giant road trip across the US

Fav food: Bread, waffles, fried chicken and pancakes, cheesy pizza with stuffed crust, and cereal

Nationality: American/Canadian

Last 📖 I read: If you count comic books, IDW Comics My Little Pony issue 7

Top 3 fictional worlds I wanna join: Disney, My Little Pony, and Pokemon

Tag 20 blogs:

@itsybitseybaby @dlilkitten @xlittle-moon-princessx @xsleepylilprincessx @thelittle-nymph @pouty-boyy @mommy-loves-you-so-much @the-bestest-baby @daddys-lil-sunshine @daddyslittle-fairy @daddyslittledarlingg @daddys-cute-panda @daddys-little--boy @littledropofsunshinee @boopboopbean @riversong5150 @witchyreg @ourlilprincess @little-baby-regressor @cutesy-little-one

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