#danposting

[havblaa]

så vi kan finde hinanden

måske kan @useless-denmarkfacts dele med sin følgerskare?

[mcclintcock]

dan egan smells really good probably and so does jonah probably yes

[violenceearth]

kind of a weird coincidence that the greatest songs in history were all made by Steely Dan

[bardicc-inspo]

I'm a whole 6 pack of seltzer a day

[moonshine-dan]

Roomba HUNGRY feed him LOOSE HAIR AND NAIL CLIPPINGS

[clboot]

[robocorn-fun]

Some guy almost clipped me on Saturday and I've been mumbling Deacon Blues to myself ever since.

[styledbyskyla-shop]

[lisosoup]

danposting in the swamp

[roisheep]

[skullvins]

hosted exclusively at @kingboos

[wurlycroc]

Finally remembered what the among us guys remind me of

[damn-stevens]

Being a Dan Stevens fan is really, really strange.

His fanbase runs the gamut from romcom/period drama/family film/Downton fans to action/horror/sci-fi/thriller fans (ntm all those weirdos who can happily watch anything), every age from kids to grannies, and I’d say it’s a 50/50 split between female and male. So one moment you’ve got dudes having a laugh about “that guy from Downton” killing a bunch of people in a movie, the next you’re battling misogynists and other deplorables on the Legion subreddit, and then suddenly you hear Matthew-diehards complaining that “Apostle” is too scary for them to watch. I mean I’m happy that he gets to do whatever he wants creatively, but it gives me emotional whiplash sometimes. 

His appeal is universal, and even most het guys who like him will confess that he’s a gorgeous man (no homo, maybe of course). He’s that guy who is described by saying, “Men want to be him, women want to be with him (ok and some of the men)”. I was wondering last night if Dan would be less magnetic if his eyes weren’t that perfect shade of blue. I tried changing them to brown and here is the result:

Goddammit he’s still ludicrously attractive! And is it just me or do his real eyes look more photoshopped than the fake ones? 

Anyway this post is just some utterly shameful and pointless Dan-spamming so I’ll just leave you with this:

Guys. Hey, guys. Baby Dan is really into this cat. He frickin’ loves this cat. He’s completely and wholeheartedly DEVOTED to this cat.

BTW some of my Dan posts are appearing in the tags perfectly fine in my browser, but won’t pop up in them with the Tumblr android app. WTF up with that? It’s really pissing me off.

[disaster-dan]

*gripping laptop with trembling sweaty hands*

if i can write 10k words of fanfic i can write an essay IF I CAN WRITE 10K WORDS OF FANFIC I CAN WRITE AN ESSAY -

[moonshine-dan]

Am I taking requests? Yes! And I write for multiple fandoms. Send me something!

Short prompts, thirsts, scenarios, anything! Just please read my rules.

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