#dash com ;

[strikingskeletonsiege]

WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER SKELETONS GETTING POPULAR WITH THE RICKS I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER LMFAO

....I MEAN,

[inseparableduo]

“Someone really should fix that washer…”

[amberablerambles]

🌸EVERYONE SHUT-

🌸PUMPIN IRON IS PLAYING SHSHSHSH

[ladyvladina]

Quietly judges all the degenerates who went feral due to the date change.

[hazelenergy]

Oh I see skibidi toilet has made it's way to vampblr. Way to be behind about 2 years, you corpses.

[fallen-first-man]

Why does Lucifer get more pussy than me? It's just not fucking fair

[thetoaddaddy]

“I used to be jealous of the posse of women that trapse after Kakashi. But I realized how annoying it would be to have them around constantly. So I more pity him.. and the ladies.” He pats Kakashi on the shoulder. “Happy birthday, lady killer. I recommend really strong cologne. Girls don’t like that.”

[kryptonianclone]

"Kon wasn't the first superboy" But I was the one to trademarked it and I was the one who had a Saturday morning cartoon it's just natural that people think of me

[hana-akari]

She's sitting here judging everyone for thirsting over the puppet.

"And I thought my standards were low. Does that Sasori even have a dick??"

[strikingskeletonsiege]

OH MY GOD I MISSED LOGGING IN TO BACKREAD SKELETON DRAMA

THIS IS THE BEST IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN I FIRST JOINED THIS HELLSITE NYEH HEH HEH HEH

[inseparableduo]

"Look. I'm just saying the more you know about Pokémon or any other nerd shit, the less women want to fuck you. Applies to everyone."

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

You know it be nice if he could just stopped being betrayed and stabbed in the back again .. it’s starting to seem like a running theme at this point .

[poisonedspider]

The irony that I have been wanting to post a hc about this for weeks, but based on the current dash comm, time to put it now. Angel Dust will absolutely go down on your coochie girls. Thanks to lovely Hell genitalia, it doesn't make him less gay in his eyes. Like, he has a fucking pussy himself. So do a lot of the people he sleeps with (here's looking at you @veelentino). So it isn't like he hasn't gone down on kitty kitties before (ha, the pun there Huskerdust fans).

He won't date girls because yeah, he's gay, it isn't what he's into. And like attraction wise it isn't THERE. But honestly if he's ridiculously pent up and he hasn't been getting laid in awhile (work doesn't count stfu), he would absolutely sleep with one of his girls (I see you Cherri and Vero). Like sex is BONDING to him. (Canonically. Literally.) It wouldn't mean anything other than getting each other's rocks off, but if a girl he cares about asks him to, or they're both bored and horny and need to get railed, he will absolutely do it.

Tldr, my queer ass spider is even a more selfless and considerate lover than certain imps. Pass it on.

Also if you see Angel sleeping with a girl on this blog, don't come at me and mind your damn business. He's still gay. His sexuality isn't up for anyone to decide but him.

[clown-demon]

"What's this about kangaroos, now?"

[huneibadger]

I WANT TO PLAY UNO!!!!

[thetoaddaddy]

“International Kissing Day?” He puts his arms out in a protesting shrug. “What the hell? I didn’t get any kisses.”