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#The problem is#THE PROBLEM IS even Bucky can't guess correctly what Steve has done#Even with his years of experience#It's like your cat is suddenly very affectionate and cuddly#You know the little shit has done something but can't find it#He may have spilled water on the bed or started a war#You wouldn't know#steve rogers#stevebucky#james barns#james buchanan barnes#white wolf#stucky#steve bucky#steve and bucky
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Been thinking about a Hitman AU of Arcane.
Caitlyn Kiramman is an elite assassin, and not just because the agency she works for is one of the Kiramman family's many business ventures (though this one is far quieter than the others). Everything is going great - until her handler-with-benefits Maddie is found out to be a spy, leaving Caitlyn's allegiance in a questionable state. She has to be knocked down to a lower level agency until she proves herself again, and to ensure this happens quickly, Cassandra Kiramman puts one of their best handlers to work with her.
Vi, alongside her sister Powder, was raised by the infamous crimelord Silco after he had their uncle and leg guardian Vander falsely sent to prison. They never fully gave in to his manipulative ways - Vander raised them better than that - but they still ended up as a dangerously effective pair of killers when Silco's operation was busted, in part by operatives from the KCD (Kiramman Contract Division). They were given a simple choice then - go away for a long, long time, or put their talents to good use.
Powder slipped right back into the flow of things with her old friend and new handler Ekko, while Vi struggled. Most were ready to toss her out when Powder was looking the other way, but Cassandra Kiramman was never one to give up. She put Vi behind a desk, gave her an earpiece, and the KCD found it's new top handler. Vi was a natural, whip-smart and knowledgeable on the criminal underground.
Vi was nervous that Cassandra herself had hand-picked her to work with Caitlyn after the Maddie situation. But it wasn't all business - Caitlyn, the gorgeous, powerful, and highly skilled daughter of her boss, had caught Vi's eye plenty of times, to the point that it isn't surprising when she's not the most pleasant person to work with. The problem is that the tension between them isn't any weaker for it - if anything, it's stronger, more overwhelming, more effortlessly present in everything from a snarky comment to a longing look halfway across a room.
Caitlyn isn't happy that the first person to make her face flush and her palms sweat in a long time is a former criminal from the bad part of town. But all she has to do is focus on the job, move up the ranks again, and not think about the annoyingly sexy honeyed voice in her ear. How hard could that be?
#arcane au#arcane#violyn#I really really want to write this#the problem is#having to write this#lol#maybe I just need to use my Hitman autism#as inspiration#sapphic#lesbian#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#and Powder would be a bigger part of it than I wrote in this#because I love AU Powders so much
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ok jude ok we understand
#the problem is#i cant wait#for the international break anymore#trent alexander arnold#jude bellingham#england nt
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Time to speak my truth
Jean Moreau 馃 Shadow the Hedgehog
#do I really need to elaborate?#I don't think so#this came to me as I was falling asleep yesterday#the problem is#does this make neil sonic?? IS KEVIN KNUCKLES??? IS ANDREW KNUCKLES????#oh my what have I done#the thing is I've only seen the sonic movies so I don't even *know* enough characters to continue this madness#aftg#tsc#tgr#shadow the hedgehog#OH MY GOD IS ICHIROU DR EGGMAN AND KENGO PROFESSOR ROBOTNIC????#all for the game#sonic the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#jean moreau#the golden raven
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i鈥檓 having that adhd problem where i get a new job and am super positive and excited for the first while and then hit the 2-3 year mark and suddenly am annoyed at everything anyone says and i become confrontational and evil
#THE PROBLEM IS#I GENUINELY LIKE MY JOB AND THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH MY BRAIN IS JUST IRRATIONAL#it鈥檚 cuz REGARDLESS OF CONTEXT i can only be asked to do X number of tasks until i become hostile to u UNFORCHHHH#unprofessional blogging#void journal
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i wanna curl up in my nest with all my pups and kits :(
#honey鈥檚 thoughts#omega#the problem is#i don鈥檛 have any#yet#nesting#misceverse#miscefelis#miscecanis#misceanimalis#misce#misceblr#alpha beta omega#alpha/beta/omega dynamics#baby fever#heat cycles#heat#alterhuman#otherkin#therianthropy#therian#omegaverse#omegaverse lifestyle
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WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER SKELETONS GETTING POPULAR WITH THE RICKS I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER LMFAO
....I MEAN,
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Being a Pjo and batfam fan is wondering if wether a post about Jason is about Jason Todd or Jason Grace
#the problem is#that so many headcannons can work for both#percy jackson#percy annabeth grover#pjo tv adaptation#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo disney+#percabeth#annabeth chase#batman#batman and robin#robin 2#jason todd#red hood#jason grace#the lost hero#hero鈥檚 of olympus
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Do you have plans to create an AU for that spirit you drew? I want to kiss the creature 馃槶
Err... I'm still thinking about it. I mean, the thing is a bit hard to draw, but if enough people are interested I can make the effort (?)
#The truth is that I have already been working on the AU in my head#the problem is#drawing the creature#still fun tho#The Nameless#asks
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#I need to start drawing the backgrounds#The problem is#This part is already two pages deep#Two pages of not considering the background#I'm pretty sure#Not everyone knows what the Gun Frontier area looks like#You can't tell what's going on LMAO#Do I want to restart this entire thing#Or just start doing the backgrounds on the next part#Is my question#captain harlock#Wip#Me when I forget how to fall properly#cosmo warrior zero
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Pulptober 2024: 11 - Carson Napier of Venus

Yet another hero created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, this time, on Venus. Originally, Carson Napier set out to fly to Mars, but somehow got lost, and landed on Venus instead, where he then had a bunch of adventures.
Honestly, it sounds fun. Not the most original of ideas, but fun.
#I really will need to read more Burroughs huh#the problem is#Tarzan of the Apes was REALLY hard to get through#the memory of it is nice#but the experience....#books#pulp heroes#pulptober#pulptober 2024#Carson Napier#Edgar Rice Burroughs
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i play bg3 for the plot
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#bg3#astarion#mel plays bg3#pale elf posting#the problem is#i'm now playing as astarion#and still#there is not enough Astarion in the game
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Currently editing my Dieter Bravo fic for @burntheedges Roll-A-Trope Challenge that has a deadline of today and I鈥檓 reminded of this meme:

#the problem is#these characters just smacked me in the head with a Part 2#so I鈥檓 reworking some things#but I鈥檓 gonna post at least part 1 today#I SAID IM GONNA POST IT TODAY#sorry just had to shout that to be heard of my Anxiety鈩笍#roll a trope challenge
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we listen and we don't judge, I have irrevocably connected a city with a person I know and every time I see it mentioned somewhere I get hit with a huge wave of nostalgia
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Considering this morning that it might be time to cull my water bottle stash.
[ID: My kitchen table, with a window behind it, covered in water bottles. There are two collapsible bottles in front, four small bottles, and seven larger water bottles of varying kinds. Overall it includes several promotional branded water bottles, some with stickers covering the brands, two Nalgene bottles, a Yeti, and one with the McDonalds logo on it I got from a giveaway, incongruously, in Chinatown.]
#the problem is#most of them serve a distinct purpose#two of them are souvenirs#three are gifts#some are for taking to the korean spa#some are for riding my bike#one is specifically for use with one specific backpack#a whole ecosystem of goddamn water bottles
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