#THE PROBLEM IS

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

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[ramblesbiab]

Been thinking about a Hitman AU of Arcane.

Caitlyn Kiramman is an elite assassin, and not just because the agency she works for is one of the Kiramman family's many business ventures (though this one is far quieter than the others). Everything is going great - until her handler-with-benefits Maddie is found out to be a spy, leaving Caitlyn's allegiance in a questionable state. She has to be knocked down to a lower level agency until she proves herself again, and to ensure this happens quickly, Cassandra Kiramman puts one of their best handlers to work with her.

Vi, alongside her sister Powder, was raised by the infamous crimelord Silco after he had their uncle and leg guardian Vander falsely sent to prison. They never fully gave in to his manipulative ways - Vander raised them better than that - but they still ended up as a dangerously effective pair of killers when Silco's operation was busted, in part by operatives from the KCD (Kiramman Contract Division). They were given a simple choice then - go away for a long, long time, or put their talents to good use.

Powder slipped right back into the flow of things with her old friend and new handler Ekko, while Vi struggled. Most were ready to toss her out when Powder was looking the other way, but Cassandra Kiramman was never one to give up. She put Vi behind a desk, gave her an earpiece, and the KCD found it's new top handler. Vi was a natural, whip-smart and knowledgeable on the criminal underground.

Vi was nervous that Cassandra herself had hand-picked her to work with Caitlyn after the Maddie situation. But it wasn't all business - Caitlyn, the gorgeous, powerful, and highly skilled daughter of her boss, had caught Vi's eye plenty of times, to the point that it isn't surprising when she's not the most pleasant person to work with. The problem is that the tension between them isn't any weaker for it - if anything, it's stronger, more overwhelming, more effortlessly present in everything from a snarky comment to a longing look halfway across a room.

Caitlyn isn't happy that the first person to make her face flush and her palms sweat in a long time is a former criminal from the bad part of town. But all she has to do is focus on the job, move up the ranks again, and not think about the annoyingly sexy honeyed voice in her ear. How hard could that be?

[purple-afternoon]

ok jude ok we understand

[lorethebookworm]

Time to speak my truth

Jean Moreau 🤝 Shadow the Hedgehog

[yawpyawp]

i’m having that adhd problem where i get a new job and am super positive and excited for the first while and then hit the 2-3 year mark and suddenly am annoyed at everything anyone says and i become confrontational and evil

[nestinqomega]

i wanna curl up in my nest with all my pups and kits :(

[strikingskeletonsiege]

WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER SKELETONS GETTING POPULAR WITH THE RICKS I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER LMFAO

....I MEAN,

[that-one-annoying-fan-girl]

Being a Pjo and batfam fan is wondering if wether a post about Jason is about Jason Todd or Jason Grace

[sunnydbeam]

Do you have plans to create an AU for that spirit you drew? I want to kiss the creature 😭

Err... I'm still thinking about it. I mean, the thing is a bit hard to draw, but if enough people are interested I can make the effort (?)

[awkwardpossum0]

[oldtvandcomics]

Pulptober 2024: 11 - Carson Napier of Venus

Yet another hero created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, this time, on Venus. Originally, Carson Napier set out to fly to Mars, but somehow got lost, and landed on Venus instead, where he then had a bunch of adventures.

Honestly, it sounds fun. Not the most original of ideas, but fun.

[mslanna]

i play bg3 for the plot

the plot:

[davnittbraes]

Currently editing my Dieter Bravo fic for @burntheedges Roll-A-Trope Challenge that has a deadline of today and I’m reminded of this meme:

[fandomchaosposts]

we listen and we don't judge, I have irrevocably connected a city with a person I know and every time I see it mentioned somewhere I get hit with a huge wave of nostalgia

[copperbadge]

Considering this morning that it might be time to cull my water bottle stash.

[ID: My kitchen table, with a window behind it, covered in water bottles. There are two collapsible bottles in front, four small bottles, and seven larger water bottles of varying kinds. Overall it includes several promotional branded water bottles, some with stickers covering the brands, two Nalgene bottles, a Yeti, and one with the McDonalds logo on it I got from a giveaway, incongruously, in Chinatown.]