#dater's handbook

[trexalicious]

Look what's playing on the Hallmark channel! I watched for a couple of minutes and it just reconfirmed that she's a craptastic actress!

[may-i-have-loops]

May I present the first prompt for @saltommyweek2024 day one nicknames

Abracadabra

"I'm gonna call you houdini" tommy says with a lopsided grin on his face. He now stares down at a now stiffened sal who is currently kneeling in between his legs.

"..What?" Sal says a blank expression that was once reddened with blush now calming down as he lifts his mouth off of him.

"You know cause you make my eyesight disappear..." tommy replies as he makes a wavy hand gesture (hes shaking his hands side to side).

"......did you just make a fuckin' eminem reference while my mouth was on your dick..." sal says beginning to fill with something other than arousal starts to get up off the floor.

"Yeah in my defense you did tell me last week while we were watching the Daters handbook that you wanted us to get more involved with nicknames." Tommy tries explaining to sal.

"yeah you ass I meant like...honey and sweetie not fucki- you know what you can get off on your own I'm taking a shower"

Sal says in his "I'm annoyed" voice he begins to start walking away.

"HEY WAIT sweetie please I didn't mean it" Tommy tries to get up but realizes his legs are still entangled in his jeans and ends up falling on the ground.

Sal makes it to the door before turning around "I finally have a nickname for you...I'm gonna call you blue balls from now on" sal says with a grin on his face.

[mrmrswales]

Eww I don't even share lipbalm with my sister. - What did I miss?

Vane just sent this to me

He claimed: “I think it had Kate on edge while putting her and everyone else on notice that she was now going to be compared to, and forced to compete with, Meg.” The allegedly competitive nature was seemingly exacerbated by an “awkward moment” several moments before their joint Royal Foundation Forum appearance. Harry alleged that the Daters’ Handbook actress asked to borrow Kate’s lip gloss — which he called an “American thing” — when she forgot hers. “Kate, taken aback, went into her handbag and reluctantly pulled out a small tube,” the Invictus Games cofounder remembered in his debut memoir. “Meg squeezed some onto her finger and applied it to her lips. Kate grimaced.” While Harry noted that he and Meghan “should’ve been able to laugh about” the encounter, it instead stung — especially when the press “sensed” that it was a part of “something bigger.” Harry added, “‘Here we go,’ I thought sorrowfully.”

[watchinghallmark]

[hallmark-movie-fanatics]

Hallmark Publishing - Complete Book List (and all their covers)

Hallmark Publishing - Complete Book List 

Journey Back to Christmas by Leigh Duncan (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - October 17, 2017

Christmas in Homestead by Kara Tate (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - October 24, 2017 

Love You Like Christmas by Keri F. Sweet (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - October 30, 2017 

A Heavenly Christmas by Rhonda Merwarth (Based on the Hallmark Hall of Fame Original Movie) - November 7, 2017 

Dash of Love by Liz Isaacson (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - December 26, 2017 

Moonlight in Vermont by Kacy Cross (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - January 2, 2018

Love Locks by Cory Martin (Based on the Hallmark Hall of Fame Original Movie) - February 20, 2018 

The Perfect Catch by Cassidy Carter (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - March 27, 2018 

Like Cats & Dogs by Alexis Stanton (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - April 17, 2018 

Dater’s Handbook by Cara Lockwood (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - May 15, 2018 

A Christmas to Remember by Rebecca Moesta (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - June 26, 2018 

Christmas in Evergreen by Nancy Naigle (Book 1) (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - July 10, 2018

A Country Wedding by Leigh Duncan (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - July 24, 2018 

Sunrise Cabin by Stacey Donovan - September 16, 2018 

The Christmas Company by Alys Murray - October 16, 2018 

A Timeless Christmas by Alexis Stanton (Made into a Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - October 21, 2018 

October Kiss by Kristen Ethridge (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - August 21, 2018 

At the Heart of Christmas by Jill Monroe - November 6, 2018 

The Secret Ingredient by Nancy Naigle (Made into a Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - February 12, 2019 

Love on Location by Cassidy Carter - March 12, 2019 

Beach Wedding Weekend by Rachel Magee - May 15, 2019 

Love at the Shore by Teri Wilson (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - June 11, 2019 

A Down Home Christmas by Liz Talley - July 2, 2019 

Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa by Nancy Naigle (Book 2) (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - July 16, 2019

Out of the Picture: A Shepherd Sisters Mystery by Tracy Gardner (Book 1) - September 3, 2019 

A Royal Christmas Wish by Lizzie Shane - September 10, 2019 

A Gingerbread Romance by Lacey Baker (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - September 17, 2019 

An Unforgettable Christmas by Ginny Baird - September 24, 2019 

Wrapped Up in Christmas by Janice Lynn (Book 1) - October 1, 2019 

Love by Chance by Kacy Cross (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - December 26, 2019 

The Game Changer: A Parkwood Mystery by Jennifer Brown (Book 1) - January 7, 2020 

Country Hearts by Cindi Madsen - January 20, 2020 

The Story of Us by Teri Wilson (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - February 4, 2020 

A Simple Wedding: A Heart’s Landing Novel by Leigh Duncan (Book 1) - March 10, 2020 

In Other Words, Love by Shirley Jump - April 21, 2020 

A Cottage Wedding: A Heart’s Landing Novel by Leigh Duncan (Book 2) - June 2, 2020 

Christmas in Bayberry by Jennifer Faye - July 7, 2020 

Sailing at Sunset by Cindi Madsen - July 21, 2020 

Behind the Frame: A Shepherd Sisters Mystery by Tracy Gardner (Book 2) - August 11, 2020 

Dead-End Detective: A Piper & Porter Mystery by Amanda Flower (Book 1) - August 25, 2020 

Christmas Charms by Teri Wilson - October 6, 2020

Wrapped Up in Christmas Joy by Janice Lynn (Book 2) - October 27, 2020 

Christmas in Evergreen: Tidings of Joy by Nancy Naigle (Book 3) (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - November 3, 2020

Rescuing Harman Ranch by Jennie Marts - February 23, 2021 

Murder by Page One: A Peach Coast Library Mystery by Olivia Matthews (Book 1) - March 23, 2021 

A Waterfront Wedding: A Heart’s Landing Novel by Leigh Duncan (Book 3) - April 20, 2021 

Wedding in the Pines by Cassidy Carter - May 4, 2021 

South Beach Love by Caridad Pineiro (Made into a Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - May 25, 2021 

Once Upon A Royal Summer by Teri Wilson - June 15, 2021 

Sweet Tea by Piper Huguley - July 13, 2021 

An Amish Flower Farm by Mindy Steele - July 27, 2021 

Still Life and Death: A Shepherd Sisters Mystery by Tracy Gardner (Book 3) - August 10, 2021 

On Christmas Avenue by Ginny Baird - September 21, 2021 

Mistletoe in Juneau by Dahlia Rose - October 19, 2021 

Wrapped Up in Christmas Hope by Janice Lynn (Book 3) - October 26, 2021

Christmas in Evergreen: Bells are Ringing by Lacey Baker (Based on the Hallmark Channel Original Movie) - November 2, 2021 

Cowboy Ever After by Jennie Marts - June 28, 2022 

The Beach Escape by Rachel Magee  - August 9, 2022 

Murder Out of Character: A Peach Coast Library Mystery by Olivia Matthews (Book 2) - September 13, 2022 

Once Upon A Royal Christmas by Teri Wilson - November 1, 2022 

Christmas at the Amish Market by Shelly Shepard Gray - November 8, 2022 

Frozen Detective: A Piper & Parker Mystery by Amanda Flower (Book 2) - December 6, 2022 

Sweeter Than Chocolate by Lizzie Shane - January 17, 2023 (Made into a Hallmark Channel Original Movie)

[lavelled]

how it dwells.

I’m used to celebrities giving a subtle nod to my predicament, but never has an actor become internationally famous for acting, in feminist terms, like a megawatted asshole.

Team Rachel 623: Your pearl-clutching, hospital-corner, sorority-hazing client must be numb to morality. This is some sick cruel stuff. I had a cousin share personal items without knowledge or consent. And share he did. This is worse. Is the rental accomplice just passing through? I think I can writerly outrun you.

She and her Team have benefitted from a decades-old wellspring imprisonment, pushed their climber toward even more notoriety with a regal marriage to none other than enemy number one, allowed disturbingly theatrical speeches on ivory tower racism and hardship, both of which are untrue and unladylike, and showed contentment only for professional births and payday.

Her Hallmark movie, Dater’s Handbook. The title alone. 8. Jail. Booked. Oh, the lucky break of forging career mileage in code fluency. I don’t understand the decision, as a 40-something, to do the flippity flipping flipsters act, yet has sex with the ghost of the rapey man who stole my life, gets wedded to him, does rockstar crowd greets and magazine covers, accepts awards, and has his babies.

This isn’t a job. It’s life.

And her lying evil husband took away my life choices.

Two women with integrity: Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas. I’m sure they’re beholden to royal NDA laws. However, their marriages expose your perverse nefarious intentions, their link to a distanced British girl, and how the ending should go.

By and large, the approximation of tragedy is fueled by your family and your wife. From stabbings in Solingen, Germany to NYPD officer, Gregory Purvis, shooting himself last week.

XXXTentacion—the rapper and writer was fatally shot in the Riva Motorsports parking lot in Deerfield Beach, FL. Almost exactly one month after your wedding. June 18, 2018. His debut album was titled 17. He was 20 years old. His little brother, 13, is Aiden Kerr.

Denis Yurievich Ten—the Kazakhstani figure skater and 2014 Olympic Bronze Medalist was stabbed to death in July 2018. Two months after your wedding. Middle name sounds like You’re Rich. He skated beautifully to Gene Kelly’s Singin’ in the Rain at the 2013 Worlds. He was 25.

Yountville Veterans Home—a residential treatment facility for brain injured post-9/11 veterans in California. The gunman, Albert Wong, a former patient, fatally shot three female health workers and then himself. March 9, 2018. Two months before your wedding.

Parkland High School Shooting—happened on Valentine’s Day. February 14, 2018. Three months before your wedding. Seventeen students were killed that day. Ages range from 14-17. The perpetrator was Nikolas Jacob Cruz. Cruz told a psychologist that he committed the shooting on Valentine’s Day because he believed that no one loved him and thus wanted to ruin that day.

Steve Bing—Hollywood financier, founder of Shangri-La Entertainment and Shangri-La Music; produced The Polar Express starring Tom Hanks. On June 22, 2020, he jumped to his death from the 27th floor of the Ten Thousand Building in LA. He said he couldn’t take the lack of human contact during quarantine.

Four students from the University of Idaho were all stabbed to death at their home on King Road in Moscow, Idaho. November 13, 2022. Victims: Kaylee Goncalves, Madison Mogen, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin.

What country can you guys get kicked out of next? Denmark? No. That’s my King Frederik X. Norway? No. That’s my Marius Borg.

The scripted controversy over a Blackamoor brooch in 2017. Google it. I detect an unavoidable Sicilian reference and a concession in there. However, it’s also Harold trying to reinforce marked minor territory, which was collaborated together—despite real hate crimes and a known rape-bed desire—by her team.

As long as Rachel and Harry live better lives than most, including myself, getting richer with no public divorce, they will be flanked by critiques on why the world should tell them to go away.

Hope you had fun; she’s the last woman you’ll touch.

K

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Just in case you want to punish by u/Allysgrandma

Just in case you want to punish yourself today. I just saw that Dater's Handbook starring our saint is on right this minute on Hallmark. post link: https://ift.tt/ifeWPw2 author: Allysgrandma submitted: August 05, 2023 at 12:28AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[agentakuda1]

⭐️Some people are so special and so larger than life. The world isn’t prepared for these people because they are not satisfied with labels. The world can’t define these people. Society can’t control these people because they keep fighting against the labels and societal norms. Then they are attacked relentlessly because the world destroys what it can’t control. The world destroys what it can’t understand. Negativity is a regressive energy. So those full of hate are regressing. That regression causing immaturity and mental health issues. Dater's Handbook Photo Gallery Check out photos from the set of "Dater's Handbook"

[meghan-the-duchess]

Attention Australian fans!!!!

Dater’s Handbook is currently airing on Universal TV (Channel 114) on FOXTEL at 9:30pm AEDT

[theheartoftv]

Meghan Markle + Hallmark movies

[watchinghallmark]

Meghan Markle - on location for Dater’s Handbook

[hallmark-movie-fanatics]

Rom-Com-a-Thon - Valentine's Day 

Trailer Link 

Monday, February 14 

10am/9c - Matching Hearts (2020) - Love Ever After  Stars Taylor Cole and Ryan Paevey. 

12pm/11c - Valentine Ever After (2016) - Countdown to Valentine’s Day   Stars Autumn Reeser and Eric Johnson. 

2pm/1c - Dater’s Handbook (2016) - Countdown to Valentine’s Day   Stars Meghan Markle, Kristoffer Polaha, and Jonathan Scarfe. 

4pm/3c - All Things Valentine (2016) - Countdown to Valentine’s Day  Stars Sarah Rafferty and Sam Page. 

6pm/5c - Very, Very, Valentine (2018) - Countdown to Valentine’s Day  Stars Danica McKeller and Cameron Mathison. 

8pm/7c - Love, Romance & Chocolate (2019) - Love Ever After  Stars Lacey Chabert, Will Kemp, and Brittany Bristow. 

[demisexualnathanvuornos]

Cass Brand (Meghan Markle) Dater’s Handbook (2016)

Cass Brand[jokingly]: Fine. Go and abandon me and live happily ever after.[They really are a perfect couple arent they?]Yeah, if you want that happy for the rest of your life thing.

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Oh the irony. A scene from The Dater's Handbook Meghan's 2016 Hallmark by u/wontyield

Oh, the irony. 😐 A scene from The Dater's Handbook, Meghan's 2016 Hallmark 🎬 https://ift.tt/oNxnc4j post link: https://ift.tt/MgTpOBF author: wontyield submitted: July 22, 2023 at 04:55AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[harryandmeghansussex]