#davejake is like. okay whatever. date my grandpa who ive never even met i guess.
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hello guys. the fucked up ecto-inverse of dirkjohn isn't davejake. it's davejane. this has been a psa. and you're welcome
#homestuck#davejane#dirkjohn#bottlehawk text#davejake is like. okay whatever. date my grandpa who ive never even met i guess.#davejane is like. you're dating my who now.#dirkjohn is a fucked up comedy ship because of just how many different people would be pissed off by it due to relations#but DAVEJANE? i think john would have an actual implosion. my NANNA. my GRANDMA dave.#not to mention that they were both sprites at one point. oh god i didn't even think about davesprite and nannasprite and how fucked up that#be for jade who's been alone on the ship with them for 3 years lmao and has to go to earth c to see their alt selves pull this shit.#dirkjohn and davejane happening at the same time would be so much for everyone to handle that they wouldn't be able to hold#troll hannukah get togethers anymore because i think someone would start throwing knives from it. my money's on jake
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