#dear wormchamp

[wormchamp72]

My friend said that they don't like Jeff... I don't know how to feel about it :( - B

Dear B,

First of all, 3FF THEM!!!!!1!1! WHY???? WHY DO THEY NOT LIKE JEFF?!???? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT M0TH3R3FF1NG MIND WOULD DISLIKE JEFF THE M0TH3R3FF1NG KILLER?!?!??1??

Have you asked them?

Maybe you can change their mind.

But if they really do not like Jeff the Killer...

Can you really call them your friend? Be honest with yourself, now. If you are anything like me you probably feel a deep connection to Jeff and perhaps even see a bit of yourself in him. So riddle me this: if your friend does not like Jeff the Killer...do they even really like you?

Do not let dirty filthy bullying betrayers into your life, dear B. I used 2 be like you once. Wide-eyed and full of hope. I thought I could trust people. And so even when the man I called my dearest friend did not harbor the same colossal admiration of Jeff the Killer that I did, I let myself believe that it was okay. That he was still my friend. That he was going 2 be by my side forever, much like Jeff's everlasting smile. And look where that got me. So you see, I am simply worried for your wellbeing, as I know all too well the true nature of Jeff haters (my most hated enemy, Brayden, is a devout JTK anti).

Now of course, remember that all hope is not lost since there is still time for them 2 have a change of heart. But don't let yourself wait too long. And if you find that their wrong opinion on Jeff persists, then ask yourself...do I really need this person in my life?

Remember, the Worm is always here 2 lend open ear.

Best regards,

Wormchamp72

[wormchamp72]

wormchamp, my evil ex has been bothering me, can you concoct a message to drive him away?

his name is xander and he hates jeff the killer if that helps with constructing a message

Heh...you don't have 2 ask me twice. Feel free 2 copy and paste this message and send it 2 him:

Dear "Xander":

I see you've been causing some 'trouble' lately (2 put it lightly). *seethes* As @spdrbite's mentor in life, love, and Creepypasta, I feel it is my duty 2 stand up for one of my dearest pupils.

So, in short:

Back off, punk. What makes you think you're so special, huh? What gives you the right 2 bother and torment such a kind, loving individual? I would call you a tyrant, but that implies you have power. You are weak. Pathetic, even. You have no life. You will never amount 2 anything.

I see where you end up---sad and alone at a nursing home your kids send you 2 so they don't have 2 deal with your sorry @$$. You'll be using a plastic spoon 2 get the last of the tapioca out of a pudding cup as your Life 2000 Ventilator pumps lukewarm air in2 your nose, and you'll think: Is this really my life? Is this where I thought I'd end up, all these years ago? You were divorced long ago. Your children hate you. Even the nurses at your home hardly put up with you. There is nothing left for you. You will drop your tapioca on the sticky tile floor and think: please, someone pull the plug.

You are a contemptible, moronic tool of the highest order. Keep this up, and you will receive nothing but karmic justice. Is this who you want 2 be? A Jeff the Killer hating, third-rate swine?

Open your heart, Xander. Open your mind. Though my blood boils when I think of you---nothing more than a two-bit goon, not even worthy of being the main villain---I hold the tiniest bit of hope in my heart for a scamp like you. You can change. You can leave spidrbite his peace. You can be a better man. You can love Jeff the Killer.

But only you can make that decision for yourself.

*glares and growls mencingly, but softens my gaze 2 a stern yet encouraging look so you know my words about change aren't empty, then spits at your feet for good measure*

Sincerely,

The Worm

(@wormchamp72)

[wormchamp72]

one lumbricus for mr. wormchamp72

did you know earthworms and leeches are actually pretty closely related? they’re both annelids (segmented worms) :)

Your art inspires this Worm 2 further research worms...despite my name, my knowledge of worms is limited. The name "Wormchamp" is derived from my beloved Slither.io, after all.

Thank you, dear @spidrbite, for such lovely art.