#death by suffocation! except it gets a little kinky when Deidara realizes that combing their body heat helps a LOT 🤔

[yowyowyaoi]

*Tobi and Deidara stranded in a cave during a blizzard*

Deidara: This is awful. I never wanted to die this way! This isn’t explosive at all, hm!

Tobi: Relax, Senpai. We’re not gonna die. 

Deidara: Really? Because once that fire goes out we don’t have shit to build it back up with. Once it dies, so do we!

Tobi: Senpai, I personally guarantee that you’re not going to die at the hands of the elements.

Deidara: How —

Tobi: Mainly because “the elements” don’t have hands. *laughs*

Deidara: 

Deidara: Never mind; I think my hatred for you is all the heat I need.