#debated replacing my banner with the twisted tea guy but

[doberbutts]

I do find it really funny when a fellow black person in dobes messages me on facebook going "you??? Wanna be friends??? I think we have the same values based on your profile pics???"

And just so you'll understand this is what my fb profile looks like:

And a collection of my past cover photos:

Anyway these don't often win me many favors with many doberman people because dobes are full of racists and literal actual nazis. But every once in a while a black person in dobes sees my profile and goes. Okay actually you're alright. And then I gain a friend who can join my evil plot to take over the UDC and kick out all the racists and replace every last one of them with scary black people who believe in feminism and black lives matter and queer rights and unity.

And also scary black people who aren't afraid to throw hands with racists when they're being racist, because I think more racists should get punched directly in the jaw.