#despe hiromu twitter convo series

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This twitter conversation between Desperado and Hiromu is from 2018. This was right before that year's BOSJ, which was the first BOSJ they were in together, and what would (technically speaking) be their first singles match.

Desperado deleted this twitter account in 2019 so his side of this conversation doesn't exist any more. Also, Desperado is drunk-tweeting so his tweets have some typos, which I've reproduced in the English translation.

"Well,

Well well

The thing is

I’m kinda drunk

But

I’d say the same thing drunk or sober

I absolutely do not want to lose to Takahashi Hiromu, and to him alone

And so, I won’t lose to him

I did an official interview with New Japan the other day and said this, but I’ll say it again

Hiromu

Because it’s you, I know you’ll see this

This is a declaration of war

I will not lose to you and only you"

"Porque? "

"porque si

estoy luchar en njpw

Why? Because I have no choice.

I’m fighting in the world’s best Jr. Heavy division.

IWGP Jr.

Right now it’s Ospreay,

And the challenger is KUSHIDA.

I won’t make any more mistakes.

Next is youu and me.

At full power.

I won’t losee, to you and only yuo.

And tomorrow’s a 10 man tag but,

I don’t care who beats the hell outta me

As long as it isn’t you"

"Ok!"

"Is that so

Understood

i’ll tenderly make love to you

Only you can kill me,

And only I can kill you

I’m gonna kill you

I’ll kill you"

"Let's live!"

"You look like thatt guy who sprinklles salt"

[note from me: I'm like 90% sure he means Salt Bae]

"Goodnight"

"Sleep if you want

I'm gonna drink a little more"