#in anticipation of their upcoming WK match <3

[thistledropkick]

This twitter conversation between Desperado and Hiromu is from 2018. This was right before that year's BOSJ, which was the first BOSJ they were in together, and what would (technically speaking) be their first singles match.

Desperado deleted this twitter account in 2019 so his side of this conversation doesn't exist any more. Also, Desperado is drunk-tweeting so his tweets have some typos, which I've reproduced in the English translation.

"Well,

Well well

The thing is

I’m kinda drunk

But

I’d say the same thing drunk or sober

I absolutely do not want to lose to Takahashi Hiromu, and to him alone

And so, I won’t lose to him

I did an official interview with New Japan the other day and said this, but I’ll say it again

Hiromu

Because it’s you, I know you’ll see this

This is a declaration of war

I will not lose to you and only you"

"Porque? "

"porque si

estoy luchar en njpw

Why? Because I have no choice.

I’m fighting in the world’s best Jr. Heavy division.

IWGP Jr.

Right now it’s Ospreay,

And the challenger is KUSHIDA.

I won’t make any more mistakes.

Next is youu and me.

At full power.

I won’t losee, to you and only yuo.

And tomorrow’s a 10 man tag but,

I don’t care who beats the hell outta me

As long as it isn’t you"

"Ok!"

"Is that so

Understood

i’ll tenderly make love to you

Only you can kill me,

And only I can kill you

I’m gonna kill you

I’ll kill you"

"Let's live!"

"You look like thatt guy who sprinklles salt"

[note from me: I'm like 90% sure he means Salt Bae]

"Goodnight"

"Sleep if you want

I'm gonna drink a little more"

[sports1socket]

TRENDING

Who Will Rule the Test Cricket World? Join the Excitement of Australia vs India in the WTC Final!

WTC Final 2023 Fantasy Team: The highly anticipated final of the World Test Championship, featuring Australia and India, is set to take place at the picturesque Kennington Oval in London from 7th to 11th June 2023. These two teams have emerged as powerhouses in Test cricket in recent times, guaranteeing an enthralling and closely contested match.

India currently holds the top spot in the Test rankings and boasts a formidable batting lineup led by the exceptional Virat Kohli and Cheteshwar Pujara. Their bowling attack is equally impressive, with the likes of Ravichandran Ashwin, Mohammed Shami, and Ravindra Jadeja, all adept at taking wickets. Pujara and Kohli have been the standout run-scorers for India in the World Test Championship cycle, while Ashwin has been their leading wicket-taker and the third-highest overall.

Australia ranked second in Test cricket, possesses a formidable batting order spearheaded by Marnus Labuschagne and Steve Smith. Complementing their batting prowess, their bowling attack features the talents of Pat Cummins, Mitchell Starc, and Nathan Lyon, all highly skilled in claiming crucial wickets.

Also Read: What will happen if the WTC 2023 final is drawn or washed out?

Match Information

Game: Australia vs India, Final

Match: ICC World Test Championship Final

Date: 7th June 2023, Wednesday

Time: 3:00 PM IST

Venue: Kennington Oval, London

Probable Playing XI

Australia

David Warner, Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Steve Smith, TM Head, C Green, AT Carey(wk), Pat Cummins(C), Mitchell Starc, SM Boland, Nathan Lyon Bench: JP Inglis, MS Harris, Matt Renshaw, MR Marsh, Josh Hazlewood, Todd Murphy

India

Rohit Sharma(C), Shubman Gill, CA Pujara, Virat Kohli, Ajinkya Rahane, Axar Patel, RA Jadeja, Ishan Kishan(wk), Shardul Thakur, Mohammed Siraj, M Shami Bench: KS Bharat, Yashasvi Jaiswal, SA Yadav, Ravichandran Ashwin, UT Yadav, Jaydev Unadkat, Mukesh Kumar

Also Read: Fans from the United States can watch the final of WTC 2023 here

Injury and Availability News

Josh Hazlewood has been ruled out of the game.

Weather Report

Mostly sunny.

Pitch Condition

The pitch at Kennington Oval is expected to be balanced, offering a fair contest between bat and ball.

Average 1st Inning Score

155.

Win Prediction

India.

Pitch Report

Kennington Oval is a traditional English ground renowned for its fast and bouncy pitches. However, in recent years, the pitch has become more even, providing assistance to spin bowlers. The upcoming pitch is anticipated to be dry, hard, and possess some grass cover. Overall, it should offer an ideal setting for Test cricket, demanding both teams to perform exceptionally well to secure victory.

Player Picks

Captains

Virat Kohli (IND | BAT)

Kohli has been the second-highest run-scorer for India in the current WTC cycle, accumulating 869 runs in 28 innings with an average of 32.18. He arrives at this game following a successful campaign in the recently concluded Indian Premier League.

Usman Khawaja (AUS | BAT)

Khawaja has been the leading run-scorer for Australia in the WTC cycle, amassing 1608 runs in 28 innings at an impressive average of 69.91. He was the top scorer in the previous Test series against India.

Rohit Sharma (IND | BAT)

Sharma has accumulated 700 runs in 17 innings during the WTC cycle, with an average of 43.75. This match will mark his 50th Test appearance, and he will be eager to make a significant impact.

Players to Avoid in Your Fantasy Sports Team

Srikar Bharat (IND | WK)

Bharat made his Test debut against Australia this year but managed to score only 101 runs in four games.

Mitchell Marsh (AUS | ALL)

Although Marsh has been recalled to the Australian side, it is uncertain whether he will make it to the playing XI for this game.

WTC Final 2023 Fantasy Team Suggestion

Wicket-keepers: Ishan Kishan, Alex Carey

Batters: Shubman Gill, Virat Kohli, Marnus Labuschagne, Steve Smith

All-rounders: Ravindra Jadeja, Axar Patel, Cameron Green

Bowlers: Mohammed Shami, Mitchell Starc

DISCLAIMER:

The team selection presented in this article is based on the author’s understanding, analysis, and instinct. When making your own team selection, please take into consideration the points mentioned and use your own judgment.