#dirks weird fanfiction im callin it now

[socksandbuttons]

Davekat is canon in one timeline. But thanks to Dirk’s new narrative powers Rose ran off to play god and start a new civilization for a new Session, abandoning Kanaya.

In the other timeline, Jade forced her way into Dave and Karkat’s relationship, inevitably ruining it, and then knocked up Rose with their dog-daughter Yiffy (Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley) and then kept Yiffy hidden away in secret her whole life so Kanaya wouldn’t find out Rose cheated on her (she did find out).

wh

HUH??