#YIFFANY???? JADE????

[socksandbuttons]

Davekat is canon in one timeline. But thanks to Dirk’s new narrative powers Rose ran off to play god and start a new civilization for a new Session, abandoning Kanaya.

In the other timeline, Jade forced her way into Dave and Karkat’s relationship, inevitably ruining it, and then knocked up Rose with their dog-daughter Yiffy (Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley) and then kept Yiffy hidden away in secret her whole life so Kanaya wouldn’t find out Rose cheated on her (she did find out).

wh

HUH??

[homestuckteam]

Bonus Comic #12 Written and Drawn by Haven

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[kosonah]

Candy.

Clean Ver

[paravellex]

Homestuck: Beyond Canon Character Status Chart (2024)

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[catgirlweed]

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

selfish, selfish, selfish adults

[dailydavejading]

idk if you take requests for these but perchance could you do jadedave w yiffica :33 as a happy family please and thank you kind sir

D103

[hal9000fanboy]

life changing baby girl

[insufferable-homestuck]

some selfish adults

[katanahat]

ah what

these are all for a zine i joined in. i love you jade harley. i understand her. ( and also baby yiffany )

[gumbamasta]

Her first words

[softesteshouten]

Holy fucking shit, man.

[homestuckteam]

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[meraki-sunset]

If by OG version you mean the Candy!Epilogue, she's not an ecto-baby. She's Jade and Rose's naturally born, biological child. Because for some hellish reason, the writers decided to give Jade a dick and justify it as part of her being fused with Bequerel. When having a secret ecto-baby behind her husband's back would've been less weird but still justify why she hid the child. Rose even explained the pregnancy was really short, like a dog pregnancy.

Anyways, the version of Yiffany that shows up on the final video on CSAU is still Jade and Rose's kid, i don't think it would make sense for a diferent mix of parents to produce the same child.

She was just made through ectobiology this time around, along with hundreeds of other babies, that's why it's not weird for her to exist. The kids mixed their DNA in multiple posible convinations and Jade+Rose was just one of many.

That's why i added that little frame where Kanaya is playing with her. She has no reason to be mad at Rose, Jade or their bio baby, because Yiffy just one of docens of random babies they all made to repopulate the planet, instead of an afair baby.

And the same goes for Tavros and Vrissy, they would never come to exist in CSAU if it's not as random Ecto-babies, because their bio parents just wouldn't have them. Harry Anderson it's a diferent story.

So, in this timeline, they still exist and their bio parents are the same, but they were born from ectobiology and were last seen leaving in a ship with the carapace and other babies and grubs.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

>Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago.

>Get startled by phone ringing.

>It’s one of my players.

DIRK: Dude, it’s midnight. You good?

JADE: yeah!! yeah sorry if i woke you :( could i ask for a favor?

>OhGodSheKilledSomeone.gif

DIRK: Uh, sure? Shoot.

JADE: my daughter cant sleep, could you tell a quick story over speaker phone? she loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed but  left my laptop at the office so i cant play them!!

>NaniTheFuck.mp3

DIRK: She listens to us to fall asleep?

JADE: yeah!! but she really likes your plot and npc acting bits. she calls you “dumb dumb mister”. guess “dungeon master” is a bit hard for a preschooler hehe

DIRK: Wow… Well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

JADE: YESSS thank you! ok give me a sec to head back to her room... ...ok youre on speaker!

DIRK: Hey Ruby, it’s Uncle Dirk.

RUBY: [HAPPY GASP] DUMB DUMB MISTER

>I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg

DIRK: You ready for a story about [DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE] the time your mommy and her friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?

RUBY: [INCOMPREHENSIBLE HAPPY SQUEALING NOISES]

>I then proceed to spend nearly 20 minutes spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep.

>Friend thanks me for the help and says she’ll see me on game night.

>Lie down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked her.

>I am the dumb dumb mister.

[catgirlweed]

havent been drawing much homestuck recently