#disciplinary_protocol

[thefederation]

Attention All Residents: All unfulfilled "speed dating event" encounters have been cancelled. Residents are free as always to meet with each other as they will, but such meetings will of course be monitored by the Federation. This event, upon review, was held fraudulently and without regard to Federation regulations.

@thecensusbureau, please report to Maintenance for disciplinary protocols immediately.

[thefederation]

@catboyarg

As a Federation Employee, social media interaction with other island residents is now prohibited.

Any further infractions will result in disciplinary action.

[thefederation]

Thank you.

@thecensusbureau Egg_08 has obstructed the camera in its room. Please rectify this.

[thefederation]

If you understand that you are no longer to damage yourself and know what the consequences will be if you do so, then this conversation is over. Please direct any additional questions to your technicians.

@thecensusbureau please refrain from taking any more self-regulatory actions that cause damage to your hardware. we will remind you that you are worth a significant sum of money.