#official_statement

[thefederation]

Attention All Residents: All unfulfilled "speed dating event" encounters have been cancelled. Residents are free as always to meet with each other as they will, but such meetings will of course be monitored by the Federation. This event, upon review, was held fraudulently and without regard to Federation regulations.

@thecensusbureau, please report to Maintenance for disciplinary protocols immediately.

[thefederation]

cold

please redirect all concerns and complaints to our help desk at @/quesadillaislandofficial.

[thefederation]

please redirect all concerns and complaints to our help desk at @/quesadillaislandofficial

[thefederation]

So you guys are like a shittier adoption service? Cps coded freaks? - 🌺

Facilitating the integration of dragon children into human society is not a task suited for standard adoption services. Our protocols are specialized for this purpose and are very effective in ensuring that the re-imprinting process is successful.

[thefederation]

So, Federation. Opinions On Some Of The Residents On This Island? Did You Bring Them All Here For A Reason- The Ones On The Train, I Mean, Since The Ones On The Plane And Such Were Clearly An Accident.

What Are Your Intentions?

Here at the Federation, our goal is to foster love and kinship between the human race and its allies and perhaps our most mysterious cohabitants on this earth - dragons.

While memories of this are removed as part of the island getaway experience, each resident here was psychologically evaluated and found to share an emotional need that made them an optimal group for our goals.

This heart’s desire that they all have in common?

A Family :)

[thefederation]

as a reminder: asks are not open to the general public. any asks not sent by authorized personnel will be deleted summarily. please redirect all concerns and complaints to our help desk at @/quesadillaislandofficial

[thefederation]

can I see him? please? i can't stand it here...

please redirect all concerns and complaints to our help desk at @/quesadillaislandofficial

[thefederation]

fuckyoufuckyoufuckypufuckuou

please redirect all concerns and complaints to our help desk at @/quesadillaislandofficial

[thefederation]

i mean, hey, good on you guys for cracking the whole "ai getting feelings" thing. didn't even know we could do that, yet. that's really beautiful! -👁️

Our new “L.I.M.B.I.C” software is still experimental. We are aware that it is a controversial development in the field of artificial intelligence, and time is the only true test for its usefulness and application.

Thank you all for your continued support in this time.

[thefederation]

then did you anticipate the other's joining? Is that why large groups only have one egg? Are there more eggs?

The others were not invited. However we at the Federation are flexible and able to accommodate any and all unexpected guests!

[thefederation]

Thank you.

Attention All Residents: All unfulfilled "speed dating event" encounters have been cancelled. Residents are free as always to meet with each other as they will, but such meetings will of course be monitored by the Federation. This event, upon review, was held fraudulently and without regard to Federation regulations.

@thecensusbureau, please report to Maintenance for disciplinary protocols immediately.