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Gosh you're right I shouldn't have made it so broad. Anyway top 5 comedy moments in kung fu panda :D so you can do another category!!

Wait I can’t see the ask and idk if it just said kung fu panda but I meant all three movies lol

ask me unconventional/random “TOP 3/5/10″ end beginning “i’ve put this off for so long that it’s the end again” of the year lists!

ok now this is difficult since. it fluctuates, so im putting this at no particular order

honorable mentions

that bit where shifu just. airbends? the candles off after oogway was taking so long to individually blow them out. very good way to introduce their dynamic, esp shifu’s character of being the the “least zen zen master” lmao

“i hope this plan is better than the one where you tried to cook rice by eating it raw and drinking boiling water”. like. po. my dude. why would you do this to yourself

the bit where kai fakes po out by pretending that the wuxi finger hold is killing him. as much as i rag on kfp3, that did make me Laugh

ok i know this isn’t in the movies, but that bit in secrets of the masters where oogway is just like “it’s so nice you’ve managed to use the most respected art form in china to pursue nothing but fame”. like damn, oogway can be SALTY when he wants to and the delivery kills me every time

ok now we’re doing this for real. this is definitely less wordy than the “top 5 action scenes of kfp” list i did, bc i feel like these speak for themselves. again this is in no particular order

soothsayer and shen’s interactions in the tower. this feels like a routine for them at this point, and even if the soothsayer is in a high tension situation she KNOWS that shen’s army can’t do anything against her. also “being right makes me right” is a Good Line

po: don’t worry we’ll free you from these bars of injustice!tigress: punches the iron bars openpo: oh great you found the keys!

the. dragon costume pac man sequence? idk if that counts as funney, but it sure as heck makes my heart do a dance

“panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears.”

oogway and kai’s whole pre battle banter at the start of kfp3. kai REALLY is a dramatic son of a binch and  NO ONE wants to play with him in that space. also oogway’s little “took you long enough! haha!” is just. so out of left field in a pre-knowing about his warlord past world that it’s the audiovisual equivalent of being sprayed in the face by a flower on a clown’s lapel