#disgruntled octopus

[lesbienneanarchiste]

My mom called me to come downstairs and hear some fucked up sound like aliens and 5 min later I was like "it is a juvenile barred owl!!!" and that's why technology and nature are not opposing forces but are girlfriends and I am in love w them.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Glad Justin and Travis cleared up what the podcast is and is not called, for our peace of mind 😌

[lesbienneanarchiste]

My mother (vintage Tolkien fan since the 70s) verbally described this meme to me last night so I (her legacy Tolkien fan child) had to recreate it with my meager skills, please accept our offering

[lesbienneanarchiste]

The instant I woke up and walked downstairs my mom was like DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KEY BRIDGE like ma'am I just crawled outta bed ofc I'm not psychically linked to the news

But also did y'all see what happened to the Francis Scott Key bridge 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[lesbienneanarchiste]

You know a movie is abt to be some kind of insane when this is what the crew section looks like on letterboxd

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Been rewatching Red Dwarf and tbh The Cat's outfits are peak femme lesbian. I'm stealing all that shit psychically. This episode he's got a salmon velvet blouse with a navy blue bejeweled bow tie, huge diamond cufflinks, and silk salmon trousers. I would get married in it.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

My most insane trait is seeing a knit sweater on an unnamed extra that's in a movie for 12 seconds non-consecutively and deciding I want to recreate it somehow bc I've become obsessed with it 😔

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Ignore the pile of library books and watch my son slowly succumb to The Comfy

[lesbienneanarchiste]

I think letterboxd users have lost the plot tbh. Have you literally never talked to a high schooler. Am not saying every relationship between a senior and a sophomore is fine but am saying it's p normal and not the crime of high treason this person acts like it is later in the review and the problem is more in the specific dynamic, not the age gap. Like. It's literally 2 years between people who could be in the same classes together. Please talk to normal people occasionally.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

One of my cousins (mixed race, married to a white guy) had yet another kid and lemme tell you she is NOT beating the White Girl allegations 💀💀

[lesbienneanarchiste]

I already decided I wasn't gonna even think abt that Dr anymore until monday but to get it off my chest, this man literally looked at me and decided to talk abt diabetes for 10 minutes and how I needed to cut down on carbs despite a) me having no history of insulin resistance or glucose issues, b) not asking me what/how I usually eat, and c) then when I went to get blood work done, guess whose a1c and blood glucose levels are completely normal??? It's almost like I don't have diabetes or smth 🤔 but drs see a fat person and insist on wasting my fuckin time. I was literally at that fucking office for 2.5 hours. I'm so pissed off abt this. I hope he dies.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Why am I the only one who has to be understanding and compromise. In a house of 3 adults why can't my parents put one ounce of effort into understanding me.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

I don't suppose anyone would know if they ever made French audiobooks of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett? My dad grew up speaking it and now has to use French for his job so he wants to re-immerse himself in the language and Terry Pratchett is his favorite author. I can find links for ebooks and print versions but not audiobooks and idk if that's bc I am googling wrong bc I myself do not speak French.

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Local dog thinks he's king of the universe bc he snagged the spot on the couch under the skylight hashtag blessed

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Firm believer in loving your fellow humans or whatever but truly you will find the most irritating people on planet earth in your local grocery store for realsies

[lesbienneanarchiste]

My least serious red flag is if someone hates vanilla flavored food SPECIFICALLY bc they think it's "boring" or "plain". WHERE would we be without her! you don't deserve her, the humble and exquisite vanilla bean 😤