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Meatball Minion Crime"

Written by K.w

"It started a normal day in Danville. Phineas & Ferb were sitting under their tree with their pet platypus Perry. Ferb and Phineas were figuring out what to do today. They overheard the TV talking about the latest strike of the police.

Phineas turned to Ferb and exclaimed, 'Hey, Ferb! I’ve just had the idea of what we’re going to do today!' Ferb looked at Phineas.

'We’re going to cover for the Police Department since there's a strike going on and keep the bad guys off the streets! It’s the least we can do for Danville; Danville's been so nice to us all summer.'

'What do you think, Ferb?' Phineas said. Ferb gave Phineas a thumbs up. 'Great, let’s get to work!'

A quirky work song plays. We cut to Perry's watch going off. Perry goes down a tube like Futurama. Major Monogram greets him: 'Good morning, Agent P! Doof has been up to no good. He's turned meatballs evil, and we don’t know how that’s even possible. Anyway, get over there, Agent P, and see what he’s doing. Monogram out.'

Carl interjects, 'Sir, you know it’s probably just his inator.'

Major Monogram warns, 'Don’t get cocky, Carl.' We hear Perry’s music sting.

Perry is flying on his hover jet into Doof’s lair. Doof’s meatball captures Perry the Platypus.

Doof taunts, 'Well hello, Perry the Platypus! I see you've met my new invention.' We hear a whisper ('meatballs'). 'I have no idea where that comes from. But meatball, bring Perry the Platypus over here. I want to show him my latest invention.'

Doof continues, 'Behold, Perry the Platypus, my Make Roger Evil Inator! With one shot, I will make my brother Roger the Mayor of Danville evil. You’re probably thinking, why? Let me tell you, Perry the Platypus. With Roger being evil, he will be taken off being the Mayor of Danville because nobody will want an evil Mayor.'

'You see, Perry the Platypus, I can be nice. Don’t look at me like that. Ever since the professor’s time stuff, I realized I can take over the Tri-State Area just by being nice. If Roger is voted out because of my inator, oh right, the meatball part of my plan. That’s because I was figuring out my new inator and was having meatballs and hit it by mistake. Now, long story short, I’ve got evil minions.'

We pan back into Phineas and Ferb’s house. Isabella asks, 'Hey Phineas, watcha doing?'

Phineas responds, 'Hi, Isabella. Ferb and I are rigging up our mum's car to become a police car.' Phineas puts on a bit of a '60s voice, 'Those bad guys are going down.'

Candace interrupts, 'Mum, Phineas and Ferb are building—wait.' Candace runs back to Phineas and Ferb, 'Um, what did you say you were doing again?'

Phineas clarifies, 'Becoming police of Danville.'

Candace rushes back to her mum, 'Mum, Phineas and Ferb are rigging your car into a police car.'

Mum reacts, 'Wait, you rigged my car?'

Candace denies, 'No.'

Mum decides, 'That’s it, young lady. Go to your room. No pie for you. We’ll talk about this later.'

Phineas and Ferb drive with a controller along the road, similar to a toy train. Phineas says, 'Alright, Ferb, let’s take down some crimes.' Phineas and Ferb have built a tracker for crimes on their new remote-controlled police car made from their mum’s car. Phineas asks, 'Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, are you ready?'

The gang responds in unison, 'Yes!'

We get a montage of Phineas and Ferb riding around, taking down criminals, with Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella too.

(Song)

'We’re traveling around Danville in our mum's car. We’ve turned it into a police car, and it’s so much more. There are no more criminals on the street. Ahh ahh! Crime hunters! Ahh, crime hunters!'

Ferb and Phineas are traveling around in their remote-controlled police car. The song pauses, and a random guy says, 'That’s their mum's car!'

'Ahh ahh, Crime hunters! Ahh, crime hunters! Crime! Crime! Crime! Hunters!' A music sting plays as we see Phineas and Ferb driving down the street. We pan back to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and hear the jingle.

Doofenshmirtz declares, 'It’s time! Perry the Platypus, I’ve got you trapped with my evil meatball minions!'

Doof is about to fire at his brother, but Perry the Platypus tries hitting the giant meatball with his hat, which doesn’t work. So he tries eating it, and it works. Perry catches up to Doof before he hits Roger and starts hitting him.

Doofenshmirtz exclaims, 'Perry the Platypus, how did you escape my evil meatball minion? Huh, you ate my evil meatball!' Perry explodes the inator, dives off Doof’s building, and parachutes back to Phineas and Ferb’s place.

Doofenshmirtz laments, 'Curse you, Perry the Platypus!' Phineas and Ferb arrive back in their driveway. They shut down the remote control and put their mum's car back to normal. Phineas and Ferb run back to their backyard. Candace sees them arrive.

Candace shouts from her bedroom, 'Mum, mum!'

Mum replies, 'Give it a rest, Candace.'

Phineas and Ferb sit under their tree in the backyard, happy that they’ve paid a favor back to Danville, saving the city from crime.

Phineas says, 'Okay, Ferb, that was awesome. Danville is definitely safe from crime for another day!'

Ferb adds, 'Now it’s up to the real cops.'

Phineas notices, 'Yeah, Perry sits on my lap. Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed all the fun.'

Ferb comments, 'Oh yes, a platypus would definitely make a good cop.'

Phineas ponders, 'Another thing done on our 104 days of summer vacation. What to do tomorrow? There’s a world of possibilities out there. Maybe we should use our list.'