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Meatball Minion Crime"

Written by K.w

"It started a normal day in Danville. Phineas & Ferb were sitting under their tree with their pet platypus Perry. Ferb and Phineas were figuring out what to do today. They overheard the TV talking about the latest strike of the police.

Phineas turned to Ferb and exclaimed, 'Hey, Ferb! I’ve just had the idea of what we’re going to do today!' Ferb looked at Phineas.

'We’re going to cover for the Police Department since there's a strike going on and keep the bad guys off the streets! It’s the least we can do for Danville; Danville's been so nice to us all summer.'

'What do you think, Ferb?' Phineas said. Ferb gave Phineas a thumbs up. 'Great, let’s get to work!'

A quirky work song plays. We cut to Perry's watch going off. Perry goes down a tube like Futurama. Major Monogram greets him: 'Good morning, Agent P! Doof has been up to no good. He's turned meatballs evil, and we don’t know how that’s even possible. Anyway, get over there, Agent P, and see what he’s doing. Monogram out.'

Carl interjects, 'Sir, you know it’s probably just his inator.'

Major Monogram warns, 'Don’t get cocky, Carl.' We hear Perry’s music sting.

Perry is flying on his hover jet into Doof’s lair. Doof’s meatball captures Perry the Platypus.

Doof taunts, 'Well hello, Perry the Platypus! I see you've met my new invention.' We hear a whisper ('meatballs'). 'I have no idea where that comes from. But meatball, bring Perry the Platypus over here. I want to show him my latest invention.'

Doof continues, 'Behold, Perry the Platypus, my Make Roger Evil Inator! With one shot, I will make my brother Roger the Mayor of Danville evil. You’re probably thinking, why? Let me tell you, Perry the Platypus. With Roger being evil, he will be taken off being the Mayor of Danville because nobody will want an evil Mayor.'

'You see, Perry the Platypus, I can be nice. Don’t look at me like that. Ever since the professor’s time stuff, I realized I can take over the Tri-State Area just by being nice. If Roger is voted out because of my inator, oh right, the meatball part of my plan. That’s because I was figuring out my new inator and was having meatballs and hit it by mistake. Now, long story short, I’ve got evil minions.'

We pan back into Phineas and Ferb’s house. Isabella asks, 'Hey Phineas, watcha doing?'

Phineas responds, 'Hi, Isabella. Ferb and I are rigging up our mum's car to become a police car.' Phineas puts on a bit of a '60s voice, 'Those bad guys are going down.'

Candace interrupts, 'Mum, Phineas and Ferb are building—wait.' Candace runs back to Phineas and Ferb, 'Um, what did you say you were doing again?'

Phineas clarifies, 'Becoming police of Danville.'

Candace rushes back to her mum, 'Mum, Phineas and Ferb are rigging your car into a police car.'

Mum reacts, 'Wait, you rigged my car?'

Candace denies, 'No.'

Mum decides, 'That’s it, young lady. Go to your room. No pie for you. We’ll talk about this later.'

Phineas and Ferb drive with a controller along the road, similar to a toy train. Phineas says, 'Alright, Ferb, let’s take down some crimes.' Phineas and Ferb have built a tracker for crimes on their new remote-controlled police car made from their mum’s car. Phineas asks, 'Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, are you ready?'

The gang responds in unison, 'Yes!'

We get a montage of Phineas and Ferb riding around, taking down criminals, with Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella too.

(Song)

'We’re traveling around Danville in our mum's car. We’ve turned it into a police car, and it’s so much more. There are no more criminals on the street. Ahh ahh! Crime hunters! Ahh, crime hunters!'

Ferb and Phineas are traveling around in their remote-controlled police car. The song pauses, and a random guy says, 'That’s their mum's car!'

'Ahh ahh, Crime hunters! Ahh, crime hunters! Crime! Crime! Crime! Hunters!' A music sting plays as we see Phineas and Ferb driving down the street. We pan back to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and hear the jingle.

Doofenshmirtz declares, 'It’s time! Perry the Platypus, I’ve got you trapped with my evil meatball minions!'

Doof is about to fire at his brother, but Perry the Platypus tries hitting the giant meatball with his hat, which doesn’t work. So he tries eating it, and it works. Perry catches up to Doof before he hits Roger and starts hitting him.

Doofenshmirtz exclaims, 'Perry the Platypus, how did you escape my evil meatball minion? Huh, you ate my evil meatball!' Perry explodes the inator, dives off Doof’s building, and parachutes back to Phineas and Ferb’s place.

Doofenshmirtz laments, 'Curse you, Perry the Platypus!' Phineas and Ferb arrive back in their driveway. They shut down the remote control and put their mum's car back to normal. Phineas and Ferb run back to their backyard. Candace sees them arrive.

Candace shouts from her bedroom, 'Mum, mum!'

Mum replies, 'Give it a rest, Candace.'

Phineas and Ferb sit under their tree in the backyard, happy that they’ve paid a favor back to Danville, saving the city from crime.

Phineas says, 'Okay, Ferb, that was awesome. Danville is definitely safe from crime for another day!'

Ferb adds, 'Now it’s up to the real cops.'

Phineas notices, 'Yeah, Perry sits on my lap. Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed all the fun.'

Ferb comments, 'Oh yes, a platypus would definitely make a good cop.'

Phineas ponders, 'Another thing done on our 104 days of summer vacation. What to do tomorrow? There’s a world of possibilities out there. Maybe we should use our list.'

[acrossthekwverse]

"A day without Ferb Fletcher, delete a brother."

Written by K.w

The episode begins on a normal summer's day with Phineas & Ferb and their pet platypus sitting under their tree in their backyard. Suddenly, a time glitch happens, and Ferb disappears.

Phineas: "Ferb! Ferb!"

We see Phineas run into the house, similar to how Candace got upset in the episode "Last Day of Summer," hugging her mum.

Phineas: "Mum, have you seen Ferb?"

Mum: "Phineas, I’m sure it’s going to be okay, honey, but who’s Ferb?"

Phineas blinks and gets confused.

We zoom into Perry the Platypus in the backyard who’s sleeping on the grass near the tree. The beep of Perry’s watch goes off. Perry falls down the grass.

Major Monogram: "Good morning, Agent P! We’ve got a serious mission for you! Listen up, Agent."

Perry the Platypus keeps falling asleep.

Major Monogram: "Agent P, this is no sleeping matter."

Agent P wakes up.

Major Monogram: "It’s Doofenshmirtz again. This morning, Doofenshmirtz fired a strange inator from his building. We need you to get over there and find out what it is. There are random people disappearing in the tri-state area. Get over there, Agent P."

We hear Perry’s theme song.

Perry reaches Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. We get the classic jingle that says Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

Perry has landed on his jet pack outside of Doofenshmirtz's window and hears Doofenshmirtz's inator firing.

Doofenshmirtz has a trap set for Perry the Platypus. We hear Doofenshmirtz say, "Hello, I know you’re there, Perry the Platypus." A large rope is tied to Perry’s foot, dragging him hanging upside down in front of Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz: "You know, that was kinda rude, Perry the Platypus. You could have just walked in."

Perry points at the traps Doofenshmirtz set.

Doofenshmirtz: "Oh, right."

Doofenshmirtz: "Well, Perry the Platypus, you’re probably wondering why you hear me firing my inator randomly across Danville, right?"

Doofenshmirtz: "Well, I’ll tell you. So, it never occurred to me before, why not shoot every sibling in the tri-state area, including my brother Roger, and take over the tri-state area."

Doofenshmirtz: "Don’t look at me that way, Perry the Platypus. To be honest, shooting other siblings' brothers is just an extra bit of extra evil. Haha. Anyway, behold, Perry the Platypus, my Make Siblings Disappear Inator. With one shot of this, I’ll make my brother Roger disappear like he never existed and rule the entire tri-state area! Hahaha."

We pan back to Phineas and Ferb’s backyard. We see how this affects Phineas that Ferb’s gone.

Phineas: "Ferb, where are you?" Sits by the tree, the boys make plans for their inventions.

Isabella walks in.

Phineas: "Hey, Phineas, what are you doing?"

She smiles at Phineas.

Phineas: "Hey, Isabella, I’m about to figure out how I’m going to find Ferb! He randomly disappeared, and I don’t know where he is. Maybe he used one of our inventions to teleport by mistake or something. That’s got to be the case."

Isabella: "Phineas, I’m sure it’s going to be okay. But who’s Ferb?"

Phineas: "Ferb’s my step-brother; we build everything together. Isabella, you know Ferb, so does Buford and Baljeet. Stop joking with me."

Buford, Baljeet: "Who?"

Phineas gets upset and runs out of the backyard. We have Phineas saying to himself.

Phineas: "How do I remember Ferb, and nobody else does?" We get this sad song sung by Phineas.

Today I’m walking down Danville, it doesn’t feel right,

There’s no Ferb by my side, in the day or night.

Everyone thinks Ferb doesn’t exist, it's a curious plight,

Every time I ask, heads nod, and I'm filled with fright.

Oh, where is my step-brother Ferb?

Someone pinch me, I think I’ve hopped into another dimension.

Ferb, oh Ferb, where did you go?

Invisible like a ghost, you've left me in woe.

Phineas is confused, his heart filled with dread,

Hoping you'll come back, wipe away tears he's shed.

Every corner of the town, I'm searching all around,

For my buddy Ferb, but he cannot be found.

Phineas is lost, his heart's filled with fears,

Hoping Ferb will reappear, wiping away his tears.

Oh, where is my step-brother Ferb?

Someone pinch me, I think I’ve hopped into another dimension.

Ferb, oh Ferb, where did you go?

Invisible like a ghost, you've left me in woe.

Phineas is confused, his heart filled with dread,

Hoping you'll come back, wipe away tears he's shed.

Did you venture to a world beyond our sight?

Or fade into the shadows, like the sun at night?

I'll keep on searching, through the day and night,

Hoping one day, you'll be back in my sight.

Ferb, oh Ferb, where did you go?

Invisible like a ghost, you've left me in woe.

Phineas is confused, his heart filled with dread,

Hoping you'll come back, wipe away tears he's shed.

Ferb, oh Ferb, wherever you may be,

Know that you are missed, come back to me.

Together we'll face this mystery, no more fears,

Phineas and Ferb, through laughter and tears.

We pan back to Doof where Doof is on the top of his building with Perry the Platypus still trapped.

Doof: "Well, the moment has come, Perry the Platypus, to delete my brother outta existence. Did I mention the inator only hits one sibling, and it’s always the younger sibling, or the step-brother or something to the other sibling? Ehh, I guess it doesn’t matter anyway, Perry the Platypus. Now to hit my younger brother Roger with my inator." And fire.

Perry comes outta nowhere, jumping on Doofenshmirtz.

Before Perry destroys the inator, we see him press the reverse button. Before Perry gets his hover jet and jumps onto it, driving it back to Phineas and Ferb’s backyard.

We hear Doof say, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" from his building!

Perry sees Phineas upset.

The inator reverses everything.

Phineas is crying over a pic of Ferb, remembering his memories with Ferb.

Ferb randomly appears.

Ferb: "Okay, what did I miss?"

Phineas: "Ferb!" (Phineas hugs Ferb.)

Ferb: "Was I just a ghost?"

Phineas: "Uh, yes, yes, you were."

Phineas: "Anyway, Ferb, I’m glad to have you back."

Phineas: "Oh, there you are, Perry. Look, Ferb’s back!"

Perry: "Grrr."

Phineas & Ferb’s Mum: "Who wants pie?"

Phineas: "Me, please."

We see Ferb walk into the house with Perry, and Phineas looks at the audience.

Phineas: "I have no idea what happened." (Blinks at the camera. Episode comes to an end.)