#distracting Ganondorf with dnd which gives zelda time to eat all the chess pieces | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jheselbraum · 1 month

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Much like how the majority of people who wanted totk Zelda to stay a dragon at the end actually wanted Zelda to be a big tiddy dragon girl, I feel like what a lot of people who say they wanted a more complex Ganondorf for totk actually just want a Ganondorf that's a tumblr sexyman, and are too racist to realize that he already is one

#THIS IS ABOUT THE FANDOM IN GENERAL THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE TOTK GANONDORF POSTS IVE BEEN REBLOGGING LATELY #those guys are cool don't get it twisted #that post from earlier just had me thinking about that pre totk release fancomic #about link and zelda reviving dehydrated Ganondorf and walking around under the castle together #and Ganondorf is just like ''oh hello my good friends link and zelda'' and is super nice #and also fucking white #and also how fanartists and fic writers are #fucking quick to write Ganondorf as a rapist and add orientalism to his design and in general #characterize him as a mindless brute even when theyre trying to write the Ganondorf they say they want #when Ganondorf is a dracula style manipulator #i joke about how while zelda is playing chess gan and link are playing dnd #but the reality is that zelda and Ganondorf START OUT playing chrss and then link winds up #distracting Ganondorf with dnd which gives zelda time to eat all the chess pieces #which is what I assume is the goal of chess

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