#do you dean winchester take this man uh castiel uhhhhh (squints) castiel castiel? to be your husband

[orpheuscas]

fics where dean and cas get married are like. one of you is a convicted felon who is legally dead six times over and one of you is the possessed husk of an illinois accountant who went missing a decade ago. only one last name between the two of you and nary a social security number in sight. who is giving you a marriage license