#do you understand that they go grocery shopping together liek how am i supposed to be normal

[lupeloto]

galladrabbles "you know this guy?"

this week's prompt was a super good one but had me quite stumped, so here's a simple little grocery-shopping moment for the @galladrabbles prompt "you know this guy?" from @sam-loves-seb !

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Ian shoots his eyes around, discreetly sneaking his hand in the tub of chocolate peanuts, shoving them in his mouth.

Mickey walks up, squeezing his ass, “Saw that shit, ya thief,” he whispers close to Ian’s ear.

Ian pushes him back with a chuckle, raising his voice, “Excuse me, does anyone know this guy? He won’t stop gropi-”

Mickey shoves his arm,, “Fuck off, you love it,” he snickers, sticking his hand in the peanuts, snatching some and popping them into his mouth with a gloating grin.

“Hypocrite,” Ian grabs the shopping-cart in one hand, linking his other with Mickey’s.