#does also open the door for a digital scuffed as hell dm amongst a whole irl party. another thought for another day.

[smolbudgielord]

one day I hope to have/join a dnd campaign with all of my friends but I also think it'd be equally as funny to join one of theirs as like the only one Online. Like I'm on a little ipad propped up to see the table and everyone else. I don't even have to be a player, maybe I'm just like the dm's little helper behind the dm screen. I occasionally do voices through the shitty mic. I roll dice. I act as side enemies during fights and help control their actions/keep track of fight order. Maybe the players don't even know I'm there, just that there's a faint other voice behind the dm screen and occasional giggling as the dm consults their "little advisor" at times. I wear a black robe and dramatic eyeshadow, awaiting the time the players question what's going on. It's a surprise. The ipad comes out from behind the dm screen, I maniacally laugh and greet the players. the shock. the drama. omfg.