#does charon acknowledge asterius? yes absolutely in my brain

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i think theseus deserves a little treat

He most certainly does not. He deserves to be angrily beset by the big spooky boatman selling goods outside the arena who won't talk to him or fuck fight him, no matter how many times he offers.

Like they have to have met in canon at some point, and given Theseus' angry attitude towards the foul and his "'appreciation"' for the strong and big, I have to assume he has thoughts about Charon. And there is nothing funnier to me than the idea of the underworld's most self-important pompous muscle head not wanting to admit to wanting to get railed into the next life by the skull faced man so so bad that it's making him stupid... and then Charon just doesn't even acknowledge his presence. Charons got other shit to think about: ferrying the dead, gold, Hermes, selling goods, smuggling nectar, Hermes, Nyx, his brothers, Zagreus and his whole deal, Skelly I guess, Hermes...

Oh look the blonde guy is back. He's saying something about Charon being awful, disturbing, captivatingly frightening or whatever. Does he have money? No? Who cares. Charon goes back to his paying customers and continues to think about what Hermes is doing, when is he coming back, will he give Charon a little kissy, just a little smoocherino on his cheek-