#don’t sent voyager they’ve been through enough send someone else to drunk bomb the Borg
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Why don’t they all just get completely smashed when they’re about to be assimilated by the Borg?
#drunk borg drunk borg drunk borg#we know they can’t hold their liquor#if they get the starfleet bac up high enough they’d disable a cube easy#just have a contingent of shots on the bridge in case of imminent Borg attack#then you get a sober starship to pull over the swerving cube#bing bang boom no more borg threat#I guess we learned the Borg are lightweights on Voyager#our intrepid voyager crew could’ve tried it just for funsies#then eventually sent that intel back to the alpha quadrant#if they’re all interconnected and one glass of champagne messes seven up that much#one starship with borderline alcohol poisoning would severely disable the Borg for at least a few hours#multi-prong attack#don’t sent voyager they’ve been through enough send someone else to drunk bomb the Borg#just thinking about wasted sloppy drunk Borg and how that would be hilarious#timeless isn’t even on right now we haven’t seen the Borg for hours#resistance is fu*hic*futile
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