#dont ask abt the outfits i was having fun /j

[frootlooptime]

heres a one way ticket to the bad boyz zone-

[staybeautifu1]

Your Annoying Tumblr Mutual strikes yet again !!

I'm gonna ask you a few questions :> (these are all so random lmao) (as always, feel free to ignore ^^^)

﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

✰ how long have you been on tumblr?

✰ how did you come up with your url/username?

✰ what’s your phone’s lock screen?

✰ do you have any piercings//tattoos? (any you’d like to get?)

✰ do you wear glasses//contacts?

✰ has anyone ever told you you have a "celebrity look-alike"? if yes, who?

✰ best compliment you’ve ever gotten?

✰ are you a collector of anything in particular? If yes, what?

✰ I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD REST OF YOUR DAY AND TREAT YOURSELF AND I APPRECIATE YOU AND YES OKAY BYE FOR NOW <3

i meant to respond to this earlier oops sorry !!!!

i joined tumblr in may this year !!

my url is j my fav taylor song

my lock screen is a painting of swans on a lake i found on pintrest

i have my ears pierced and am too scared to get any more done

i used to wear glasses but i got a surgery like 8 years ago so i dont need them anymore 🎉

the girl i was talking to told me i looked like sydney sweeny but i dont thjnk so

i always love compliemnts abt my style / my outfits, i was alos once told i give off very pink lover energy i liked that

i collect so many thigns bc i cant like things normal amounts, i have collections of carmexes, bracelets and sylvanian families

this was fun sorry it took so long for me to respond 😭

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 107

[Date: 28/03, 3:41 AM GMT - 28/03, 4:33 AM GMT]  

[Direct continuation of pt 106]

jayyyyyyyy: “actually now that I think about it-- you're allowed to talk to us, but the rest of the court isnt. any idea why?”

Duke: “Today is the only exception on discord, the crown said that we may only do an introduction and answer any questions you few may have! curiosity when running rampant can be dangerous you see. With regards to twitter however, the truth is that we are simply more mature.”

jayyyyyyyy: “definitely seems like it-- you guys seem to be a lot more compact with how you respond to things”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “Duke do you remember meeting crown? just curious!”

Duke: “Do not tell the others I told you this but many times I have crept down and listened to the scoldings our siblings have given each other, the brutish way they bicker and the consequences of their actions. Poor Baroness, her dress I mourn for! the Crown understands that despite us being young and despite us being newer members of the family we certainly have much more of a handle on things than the other poor lions do.”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “Oh”

jayyyyyyyy: “do you like dresses, Duke?”

Duke: “Meeting Crown? it was a summer's day, Ibelieve. My sister and Iwere having an outing at a beach with our family and we went off to explore and then...... Hm. It is quite interesting how joyous occasions can just slip past the mind! how time goes so quick when you are having fun it seems as though Icannot quite recall.”

jayyyyyyyy: “that-- I. hm”

Kate 👑: “Oh, the beach sounds lovely! I've never been, unfortunately- I'd get too many weird stares...”

Duke: “Dresses I do find intriguing! I prefer trousers and shirts though - much easier to clean and outfits do not come to ruin if a seam of either garment rips.”

jayyyyyyyy: “oh! I was asking because you said you mourn for her dress?”

emuhlee: “Oh Duke, what kind of music do you prefer?”

Duke: “Oh beaches can be quite lovely! the water usually is so soothing and lovely. Kate, perhaps one day my sister and I may escort you? there are private beaches although I am unaware where the closest one may be.”

jayyyyyyyy: “I’d love to go to the beach-- its always seemed so nice, but unfortunately water burns me :')”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I’ve never been allowed to any beahes but from what I’ve heard they're lovely!”

Duke: “I adore multiple composers, it is hard to say! Niccolo Paganini my rank among my preferred if it may help.”

Raeva: “I've never been to beach but I have been to the coast and watched the waves crash and turn.”

Kate 👑: “I've been considering... filing down my antlers so I don't get weird looks, so maybe I can go out in public- but I'd love to maybe come with you one day!”

[jayyyyyyyy: “oh! I was asking because you said you mourn for her dress?”]

Duke: “And I do mourn for her dress. It was crafted with such care and deocre. Beautiful dresses are already difficult to maintain and it is a shame when one falls due to petty arguments.”

jayyyyyyyy: “aah I see”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “Duke, how old are you and your sister? just curious!”

Duke: “I feel selfish for taking so much time and attention onto myself, do you have any interesting things about yourselves you would care to share?”

Duke: “My sister and Iare seventeen years of age.”

jayyyyyyyy: “oh! uh”

jayyyyyyyy: “well, uh.. I’ma full enderman, if you havent guessed already. a few people have commented on my eyes being green instead of purple though :]”

Kate 👑: “I mean...I have antlers like a deer... I don't know if that would be considered interesting...”

S T A L: “I'm not quite sure. Ithink I'm a human if that helps”

Duke: “These are quite interesting things! Tell me, jay are you able to teleport?And Kate do you grow velvet?”

Raeva: “I like your antlers Kate even if you tried to gouge me with them once~”

Duke: “There is no shame in being human, it is what my sister and I are afterall!”

Big G (they/them): “17 yrs old gang pog”

jayyyyyyyy: “I can teleport! Ihave a lot of control on where I teleport to, though I also tend to panic teleport if it gets to that point”

Big G (they/them): “Also I am definitely not human, which is interesting I'd say.”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I have fox ears and a tail but sometimes my ears play music against my will- and I have like black holes for eyes- not sure if that's interesting but its something abt me :/”

Duke: “Oh, that is intriguing! how does it feel to teleport?”

Dollar General Tubbo: “Sorry I haven't spoken much, I am more of a listener; but I'll properly introduce myself. The name I go by is Moth. I am also an enderman... Sort of. Long story. Green eyed as well :]”

Duke: “Your ears play music?”

Duke: “Oh goodness, so many endermen! It is a pleasure to meet you, Moth. I am Duke.”

jayyyyyyyy: “it feels.. well, at first it felt, erm.. strange? it upset my stomach a little, moving within the folds of space and all. now all it feels like is as if someone flicked my stomach”

Kate 👑: “They do... it's such an awful experience. I always look like I came right out of a horror movie...”

Dollar General Tubbo: “Pleasure to meet you as well, Duke.”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “uhh yeah, my fox ears sometimes switch from normal to mechanical and play music- I don't have control over it though so it gets annoying at times

like sometimes I'll be half asleep and my ears are like "mmmm melohi go brr" and then I cant sleep”

Duke: “You all are such interesting individuals! Teleporting sounds like such fun but also like such pain, Jay. It sounds so unpleasant and yet it is as natural to you as breathing is to I.

Your ears truly are a mystery though Ren! Do you know what causes it to be as such, or have you suffered from this affliction since childhood?”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “like dont get me wrong mellohi is a poggers song but it's unsettling when its playing in a dark room at 2 am”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “uhh I have an idea of why ears switch.. although I’m not sure as to why they only play music-

and I mean I technically have had them since  I was a child but I wasnt born with them-”

Duke: “Was it a curse?”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “depends on what you mean by that..

Duke: “Nothing bad, I assure you. I am simply just curious.”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “if you mean like someone said some magic words and now I have to go on some quest to get rid of it, then no

but I see them as a curse or burden”

Kate 👑: “I'd take those ears over antlers any day...”

Duke: “My sincerest apologies to the both of you, it sounds painful.”

Raeva: “We all look like we crawled out of hell somedays.”

Big G (they/them): “lol”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I currently look like I crawled out of my hell tbh-”

Duke: “You should see me in the morning before I had my first cup of tea, I am truly a sight to behold!”

emuhlee: “You've mentioned tea a few times, what's your go-to type of tea?”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I've been wearing the same clothes for like- how long has it been- for like 2 weeks because these are the only clothes that fit me rn, god there's so much dirt”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “yeah what type of tea person r u??”

Dollar General Tubbo: “Ren, do we need to go get you more clothes?”

Duke: “My preferred blend is Da Hong Pao. It's rich blend is truly something worth tasting.”

emuhlee: “maybe there are doll clothes laying around for you, ren/j”

Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “*normal clothes wouldn't fit me anyways we'd have to get van manto shrink them-”

Duke: “Have you ever crafted your own garments?”

[An argument breaks out between two of the server members that continues alongside this conversation]

Duke: “Getting in contact with a tailor may be in your best interest. While the needlework will have to be fine due to your small size the amount of fabric you use up would be less than a yard, likely evening out the cost.”

Duke: “Oh dear me. Be kind to your flock members, they are all you have.”

Kate 👑: “This is what I meant when I said that some of them don't appear to like the family, Duke...”

Duke: “The grandfather clock ticks away and I know I must leave soon. It is a shame Kate seeing your words proven true. Before I leave would you all enjoy a story?”

emuhlee: “A story sounds nice. Do indulge us?”

Duke: “"Do you love us?" asks the star to the moon, "Do you love us as you love the sun?"

"No," said the moon, for it could not lie to the ones it loves so preciously, "I love you more."

"Do you love the sun, then?"

"Indeed I do."

"Then how can you love us more?"

"Because," the moon said, gazing down at earth, "I love the ocean most of all."

Goodnight little sheep, I hope you all have sweet slumbers and lovely dreams. I myself will be having tea before bed, so I do hope you indulge in something nice before you sleep. I do hope you cease your arguing to find peace.”

[pearlesbian]

45 48 49 6 7 9 30 31!

aaaaa thank u for sending these carmine ur the best!!

45. At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

i figured out i like girls when i was like 13 ish? but i thought i was pan,, but then i figured out i was a Lesbian when i was around 15-16!

48. Talk about how your day went

it was pretty good!! my mom and i cleaned out my closet+some other junk in my room that was taking up a bunch of space so now i have a newly clean+pretty storage area its great! the only problem is how much dust got kicked up while we were cleanin n now my nose is kinda stuffy n my throat hurts a little but thats ok itll be over soon!

49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

i j applied to some colleges and one of em is an all women’s college so hopefully i get in!! and i wanna (possibly?) study art and biology!! but if i could do whatever i wanted i would own a small bakery in a little seaside town :’)

6. Favorite article of clothing?

uhhhhh i really like this specific outfit thats like,, an olive green v neck n mom jeans n a belt n converse its a pretty gay look but to the ungay eye i look like a milf a little bit which is. not an uncommon issue but its ok! the only opinions i care abt r gay ones so i should b fine

7. Favorite pair of shoes?

ive been into these high heeled stompy boots lately they make me 5′8″ which is a fun change

9. Any haircut goals for the future?

YES i wanna shave (by which i mean like. buzz) my head so bad but i think im gonna wait till summer so i dont have to deal with ppl at my high school  noticing sldkfhlsfgjsdjd

30. What is your dream career?

i already said this but i wanna be a baker so bad like nothing makes me happier than baking and im getting emotional j thinking abt it but owning a bakery would be so difficult :( so i think im j gonna stick w baking as a hobby

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!

uhhhhhh im a big fan of all kinds of art!! i used 2 have an art blog but it was super inactive and i made a palette challenge that got so many requests that i got overwhelmed and only ended up doing like 3 of them djfhkslkggfkjg but if anyone wants 2 send in a nice request 2 This blog i would not b opposed

send me some lesbian asks!

[comphetforreal]

okay gonna do the WHOLE march tc challenge in one go lets go boys

R will be in red, M in blue and T in yellow, general stuff in purple

1 - if you could change one thing about your tc, physical or personality-wise, what would it be?

i wish R was kinder ngl, as much as i like to go ooooo hot sexy dominant man, hes kind of like an genuinely scary rude teacher sometimes, i wish he was just Kind Of Strict, he doesnt actually teach me but i hear if youre good and actually try in his class hes nice to you, the other day my actual crush/best friend (like My Age dw) asked him about isomers coz they want to take chemistry a level and he acc got excited and told them abt it :( /pos

I WISH M WAS MY FCUKING TEACHER, bit late now considering its year 11 and i am NOT doing chem a level, ugh hes just so nice i love him sm

with T ngl like i wish she was more considerate about trans stuff, okay so no like, shes not a bad person, just a few times she’s made comments that are, a bit uncomfy like she was like oh i dont get how someone can be a man and a woman which i get coz shes like 40 smth years old but lol </3 we ignoring

2 - are they "your type", or was falling for a person like them completely unexpected?

T is a milf so- /j

as in im not sure, i dont rlly have a Type, so idk for any of them tbh

3 - if they were an ice cream flavor, what would it be?

R - peanut butter ??? is that even a flavour idk

M - Vanilla.

T - salted caramel or like pineapple/mango

4 - imagine you have a whole weekend to spend with your tc. what would you guys do?

i like to fantasise about T like helping me with spanish and being rlly happy at my interest in the language and how good i am at it, but that sounds like a really sad way to spend your weekend,

hmmm, like if we could do anything? ngl it would be so nice just to sit and chat with her, maybe go to a cafe, go on a walk, smth cute like that

for R idk, honestly again just talking, a walk, going to a cafe, maybe going to a shop? just looking at stuff, just the simple things really

for M, im imagining going for a ride in his car, like windows down, the suns setting, music playing, wind blowing our hair about, and again, ik im boring but, just talking about anything and everything yk

5 - what's their biggest talent?

as in T is bilingual which i think is amazing but tbh she IS a spanish teacher, she is spanish but learnt english as her second language, she’s also rlly funny i love her :)))

6 - be honest: would you guys be a power couple or not?

me and T FUCK YEAH

me and M would just be like father and his awkward son we wouldn’t even BE a couple

me and R would be like old couple that argue all the time but at the same time hes very hot, idk i cannot imagine him as anything else than Hot Teacher Man

7 - if they knew about your feelings, would they confront you about it or ignore it?

since none of my feelings are romantic it isn’t as bad here, if T knew about my weird emotional attachment to her she would just be like aww then move on w her life tbh

M again might think it a bit weird i’m so attached to him since weve spoken ONCE but overall would just be like aww cool ig and move on

R would just be disturbed and confused as to why this random lesbian he’s never spoken to has decided he as a man is hot

8 - are they a good singer?

i have never heard any of them sing but i think T would be decent enough to like do some karaoke for fun or sing along to some songs

help i feel like M is kinda bad, yk when someone has one of those voices where you just Feel like they cannot sing

R’s voice is rlly deep so i think he’d be able to sing super low and it would be Sexy

9 - if you could choose an outfit that your tc had to wear every single day, what would it look like?

T has this one rlly nice dress that’s like a white shirt on the top and a long navy blue skirt, i think smth like that

M literally wears a white shirt with dark blue trousers and tie EVERY SINGLE DAY i guess id choose that, id want it to be what my tcs would be comfortable in

R would look rlly hot in a hoodie and jeans ngl, i think we in the tcc have agreed that teachers in casual clothes is somehow hot

10 - are they more academic, artistic, or athletic? what about you?

M is defo academic, on his linkedin that me and my friends found he was saying how he has such a love of learning and loves to know new things 😭😭 /pos

11 - do they inspire you as a person?

no bcos fr T inspires me to like, not be a spanish teacher, coz id rather die than be a teacher, but i’d love to be a tutor and help people with spanish, also as a person she is super funny and kind and it’d be so cool to be like her, and also i want to be fluent in spanish too, not necessarily bcos of her but she’s like a reminder to keep working at it

M kind of inspires me too, in the way that he has such a love of learning and genuinely loves teaching which is amazing and also he is a very kind person from what i know like he always helps students outside of class if they need, whenever the school does charity events he always donates and encourages us to as well if we can, and tbh he’s rlly polite like he always holds the door open for ppl and overall has such a nice approachable vibe, tbh i think i have never met a Man who is a genuine nice person before so i’m a bit in shock /hyp

12 - are they an early riser or a night owl?

OMGGG M once said he always gets up early and prefers to do stuff before work coz that’s when he works best

i dont acc know about R but he definitely SEEMS like a night owl

13 - have you ever made each other angry or upset? if so, how did you reconcile?

no actually, but ngl in my first lesson with R, it wasn’t an actual lesson, he was covering my english lesson for some reason ??? but he shouted at some younger years who had to come in to get smth and i nearly had a panic attack coz i was so scared of him !!!! 😁 /s

tbh i don’t think he was actually that scary but i was already upset and in a bad place mentally that day so i think him shouting rlly loud set me off coz like i was literally shaking and i was writing out my notes 😭😭

14 - do you ever find yourself imitating them, either consciously or unconsciously?

yes i imitate T so muchhh, the way she like gestures and stuff i always do

15 - what do you think their love language is? what's yours?

with T she definitely seems like a Quality Time kind of person

I think M is acts of service or quality time

R would be acts of service, tbh i don’t rlly know what mine is so 💀

16 - have they taught you anything that isn't school related? valuable life lessons, insights on how you feel about yourself, etc?

M has honestly just given me hope that not all cis men are horrible people /hj

17 - what would they have to do to make you lose feelings for them?

be like seriously bigoted, either that or relentlessly give me or my friends sanctions for nothing

18 - are they introverted or extroverted? what about you?

T is definitely extroverted

I think M seems extroverted but in reality is an introvert, either that or hes an ambivert, like yk in the middle

R is an introvert for sure

19 - who's more likely to start rambling about their interests while the other listens?

me. i talk so much. it is embarrassing.

not to my tcs but just in general 🙁

i feel like M would talk for ages tho like rambling about stuff

R maybe as well if it was like explaining smth to me

20 - do you feel guilty about having feelings for your tc?

with T not rlly, it’s just im a bit emotionally attached but don’t feel Bad

same w M really it’s just i think he’s rlly cool

with R i feel SO BAD that ive made this poor man, who’s never interacted with me in his life, my personal victim of my comphet 🙁🙁 ik i cant help my feelings rlly but still

21 - are you insecure about them liking another student more than you?

with T kinda yeah, like i wanna be her favourite ;-;

i kinda am already tbh but ygm?

22 - what kind of hairstyle would you love to see them in?

i like T in all hairstyles but i rlly love when she does half up half down or in a bun but also when her hair is down, tbh her hair looks so good all the time aaaaa shes so pretty

23 - do you think they trust you?

idk, as in, i think T trusts me in the way that, if she left the classroom i wouldnt cause havoc and misbehave, and she knows im not gonna cheat or slack off, and id only be like not trying if i was horribly depressed, but she wouldnt tell her half her life story ygm?

25 - have you ever drawn them or written about them to vent your feelings?

nah this is so embarrassing but this is Teacher Crush Tumblr so idc

// TW ED MENTION //

i have an ed and sometimes i imagine M and/or R having one too to help me feel better, or like them going through similar stuff to me in order to help me cope

26 - how do you feel when you're around them? are you so nervous that you can't concentrate, or do you just feel happy that you get to spend time with them?

with T im just happy coz shes super cool and nice

with R i am a bit terrified tbh but also sometimes i just wanna stare at him but am scared of being caught

with M ngl the few times ive been in a class w him i kinda wanna get his attention,,,, its the crave for male validation *sigh*

29 - have you ever tried to get over them?

tbh none of mine are proper romantic feelings so no <3

30 - if someone nice your age showed up in your life and you caught feelings for them, would you move on from your tc?

i have a crush. who is my age. xe has a girlfriend.

again none of mine are romantic feeling just weird attachment so

BTW I SKIPPED A FEW DAYS COZ LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING TO SAY ALSO I CBA <3333

[8junism]

doing the post gp999 ask because i know i won’t get any and i really wanna answer most of the qs 😅

1. which trainee caught your eyes first?

hm, i only know chebul girls, ruiqi & yujin prior so xiaoting & suyeon!

2. which trainee (eliminated or not) do you think had the most growth since ep1?

honestly not sure i think i’ve always had my eyes on the (constantly) good ones but maybe shana and myah?

3. favourite k trainee?

KIM SUYEON 💔

4. favourite c trainee?

shen xiaoting!

5. favourite j trainee?

may is my chebul bias and my j pick till the one vote system but i also like mashiro!

6. which concept(s) would you like/not like to see kep1er do?

anything but girl crush hopefully 😅 but hopefully more dainty performances? like fate and my sea maybe. or fun songs!

7. how many of your picks got eliminated?

jiyoon…. <//3 also may but she survived till the last elimination and i saw that coming and i dont mind tbh. i’m also sad that jia & doah didnt make it :(

8. how many of your picks remained til the finale?

most of them, actually!

9. how many of your picks are in the debut team?

chaehyun yujin youngeun yeseo xiaoting! (5)

10. which trainee(s) did you think would be more popular based on their initial pr video?

no opinion

11. the best pr video?

no opinion

12. your most unknown pick throughout the show?

i dont think jiyoon is unknown but she was eliminated quite early :( maybe meixiu? shes not my pick per se but i wanted her to go farther </3

13. who do you think was the true dark horse of gp999?

no opinion? maybe doah.

14. how many contestants did you know of prior to this show?

chebul: may jiwon bora, yujin, ruiqi & meixiu! (6)

15. was this your first survival show?

nope it’s my second! i watch chuang 2020.

16. do you think that you'll stan or even end up ulting kep1er?

most probably tbh but depend on their concept? i really am not a fan of girl crush & bad songs lol

17. which popular trainee(s) do you not get the hype for?

no hate to yurina but i think she’s just okay? still kinda sad she didnt make it btw. um i think hyyh is famous too and yeaa.. she has no stage presence & awkward expression to me.

18. would you change anything about the final lineup?

ADD KIM SUYEON T____T and remove hyyh :)

19. which performance do you think was overrated?

uh idk? the eve? which is weird bc i like most of them there but yea.

20. which performance do you think was underrated?

no opinion

21. best stage outfits?

FATE ❤️

22. worst stage outfits?

no opinion. ok or maybe snake just bc i HATE snakes and sxt dress is very uncomfortable to me shes gorgeous etc etc but yknow, snakes. i hate them. (pls tw snakes btw thx)

23. ideal vocal line?

bora JIYOON chaehyun

24. ideal dance line?

suyeon youngeun jia

25. ideal leader?

bora is a v good leader her team always seems to be having fun. shes v kind too ;-; dayeon p good at leading too.

26. favourite cell?

YUJIN & MAYYYYYYY i was surprised when yujin chose may for her cell i was soooo happeeee T__T i dislike cb tho so not sure abt that 😅 maybe yxy too.

27. funniest moment(s)?

hsin wei calling jingoo ugly was p iconic tbh.

28. best vocalist?

jiyoon </3 && bora obviously.

29. best dancer?

jia youngeun

30. best rapper?

youngeun? 🤔

31. do you think that the final lineup was predictable?

somewhat tbh but i’m not complaining. just kinda wish the ratio is more balanced.

32. who should've gotten the planet pass in prior episodes?

i’m happy w everyone. suyeon deserve to rank higher and give doah the planet pass maybe.

33. thoughts on the mentors?

love sunmi & tiffany (& the other mentors too) but what’s the point of them there they’re just criticising their interim & performances? or do they actually teach bc why weren’t we shown that?

34. do you think kep1er will be successful?

no idea.

35. anything other opinion you want to rant about/get off your chest?

hm, maybe the fact that i’m still obsessed w fate stage and ?? and the fact that fyn made it that far lol. also??? man idw get super hateful bc shes a minor but hyyh rly…. :/ so many more deserving trainees (aka suyeon). rly hope she’ll improve in the future.

also on that note, ppl making a big deal of ot9/ot8 stans are weird like. so long as they don’t constantly hating for no reason. some ppl just dislike a trainee and thats ok. your fav debuted and thats what matter? let ppl be bitter lol. yea ANYWAY, still be mindful that they can’t control things and most of them are still minors. 🤷🏻‍♀️

i had fun doing this though i’m sure no one cares. but yay! end of questions. i wanna do more of these if i find them.

[bienmoreau]

The Dork Reads Lightning-struck Heart: Charpters 1-6

It has begun!  @lio-zehel & @glitterghost​ this is basically just the notes i made on my phone as I went so sorry for the total lack of rhyme or reason to it or much referral back to the actual text for context XD 

Gary. The gay hornless unicorn who snorts sparkles out his nose

The introductory villain asking politely if he can get back to monologging his story. 

Why the casual bestiality. Like. I probably should have see it coming from the gay talking unicorn. but still.. 

Also so far this feels very very like one of the tripper episodes of The Magicians.. not that that’s a bad thing.. just odd the read.

The waviest. 

Chapter 2. Please don’t make my nipples explode. 

So much swearing. 

Aaaww caring parents.

....And pink pointy shoes. Because why not.

“I like your shoes.”

“Thank you little one. I made them [...] I like your face”

“Thank you big one. My parents made it when they got married. I was a honeymoon baby. Whatever that means”

DOES HE HAVE AN OFF SWITCH JFC!??

Aww SUPER SUPPORTIVE PARENTS and a pink shoed wizard (who will be very violent if crossed)

JFC sam is so bossy.

She checked me over that I wasn’t injured before she injured me.

He thinks I’m wicked awesome and I’m the future kings wizard. And then I will curse you both so hard you will have extra fingers coming out of your faces.

And damn supportive parents. Making sure their idiot child will look his best for his crush.

Aww brutal.

“That’s rough buddy.” At the whole prince / Knight situation.

Yes. You are being an awkward asshole

But dw you’re definitely not as big an asshole as Justin.

Oh my god. This has been going on for 47 minutes.

I swear he says the wants to touch people with his mouth way too frequently

These chapter names are so disconcerting

Needless to say I looked like a HIGH END prostitute (is that.. is that the look you go for for a royal feast)

I’m like an advertisement for circumcision. ...........um..

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I could make it look like an accident.. I’ve done it before.

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He looked like he should own several brothels.. and now the outfit suddenly fits the situation...

Why. Why would wink at the king?  Why.

Wtffffff why is the king flirting with Gary. This is so weird.

Gay unicorn @ the literal King: “You look like a walking daddy fetish”

WHY!?

“YAAAAAAAAAAAY”

JFC WHY. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. WTF I HATE IT.  I HATE THIS. WHY. HORRIBLE. HORRIFIC.

OH SON OF A BITCH WTF. WHY KING MAN WHY. NOT COOL AT ALL. OH GOD THIS IS SO FUKING AWKWARD. I HATE IT. I HATE IT WITH SO MUCH OF MY BEING THIS IS NOT OKAY.

(Someone in the audience said “yaaaaaaaay” and started slow clapping). I hate it.

“Your flower gonna get eaten”. why?

Aaaahhhh!!!! “Simple. I’m asexual” YES THEN ACE WIZARD FOR THE WIN!

Ummm... there’s not mpreg in these books is there... like.. there’s not right?

The totally bizarre aggressive confidence sam has is genuinely terrifying

Omfg. Why would he advertise like that!?

Okay but. So like I’m annoyed and worried because I’m pretty sure y’all are fans of Justin (and idk probably ship him with Sam). And like I’m only a couple chapters in but I like Ryan. And idk why I haven’t see any of you mention him. So like wtf is he going to do to reverse all this set up? Like it totally reads as/feels mutual.

Like. What’s gonna happen? ‘Cause it’s making me nervous.

You’re adorable with your angry glitter.

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Now. Tell me more about myself.

Ryan would laugh and I would laugh while I withered on the inside. Is probably one of the realist things I’ve ever read.

This book is like a completely inexplicable info dump. Like we’ve had almost no world building but there’s is so much happening all the time. Every other sentence has so much going on it’s like effort to actually fully comprehend the intended take away.

“Your segway was clunky and I am embarrassed for you.”

I love how sarcastic everyone is. It’s so much fun

So. Much. Confidence.

“Who was Todd trying to intimidate?”

Really Sam? REALLY?

Ryan is so protective.

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Silence.

“Sweet gods”

JFC sam.

J. F. C. Sam!

Poor Todd. Poor poor Todd. Sweet boy.

DONT FUKIN PAT HIS DICK SAM!

Also why the weird gender switches when they’re talking abt marriage?

JUST BE QUIET SAM!

JUST SHUUUSHHHHH!

Awww Ryan knows his allergies.

(Also. Brutal allergies. Duck and blueberries are both lovely.)

Poor Todd.

also why does Todd keep repeating blueberries?

Ryan is definitely enjoying this fiasco at least a little bit.

The waiter practically ran away. “I like him. Very quick service”

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“the tip of your sword is poking me [...] you’re getting it all over me.”

And of course. What this car crash of a date really needed was dark wizards. Of course. At least it means Sam might not talk more

- “I like your eyebrows”

Okay. Never mind that then.

“I didn’t accidentally cast an invisibility spell on the walk over”

K but. Like. Ryan is smitten right?

“Nice? That’s not a ringing endorsement.”

“I like your ears.”

“Everyone has ears sam”

Poor Sam. What an obtuse fool.

Did he just talk his way out of a fight by accident?

Oh maybe not..

Ayy he’s a badass fool

I really enjoy how the magic is written/written about. It’s got a really nice feel to it as a magic ‘system’

Also like.. bruh.. it is not painfully obvious the Ryan is his anchor/cornerstone?

It was all gonna be fine.

IT WAS NOT FINE!

[autisticpika]

@circusbabys HOLEY MOLEY okay here i go!!!!! thabk u my sweet friend.. also lets hope tumblr doesnt mess up the spacing since im on mobile xD A- i have a few autie friends!!! most of them are on here (like u thwompus!!!) but otherwise i dont have many autistic friends irl. i have a friend at the b&g club but we are very different and i had 2 friends from my old school but we dont rlly talk anymore. if i do have any more autie friends irl, theyre undiagnosed i guess ? B- i love visual stimming so much!!! i have a blog dedicated to just visual stimmy videos @pokemonyello (shameless self promo lol) also i love tactile stimming even though my skin picking makes it restricting to tactile stim much. i also totally dig chewing on things from food to.. not food. i wish i had a chew necklace that i could wear in public :P i have one but its big and meant for babies so.. needless to say i dont wear it much C- i kkkkind of answered this in the last one? but more specifically i like stims like rocking when i can, rubbing silky textures like my lanyard/baby blanket (i like smooth textures like the silicone charm on my lanyard i have to stop myself from chewing on it haha) and i love rubbing my fingers together i was literally just doing it while i was trying to think of another example lol!! D. when i was rlly young just barely before i was introduced to pokemon i was really fixated on animals, specifically like insects (like satoshi tajiri!!) and dinosaurs! i looooved dinosaurs and owned lots of books on them. i also really loved steve irwin the crocodile hunter i sent a letter to him when i was 5ish :3 and of course pokemon came around eventually lol! E. four fun facts!!! hmm heck. im bad at this, i can usually come up with facts depending on random context better,, 1. did u know that the Official pokemon mascot was almost clefairy? they eventually decided pikachu was more gender neutral i gues (u kno... bc clefairy is Pink... thas for gorls only everyone knows) 2. did u know pokemon stadium in the us was actually technically the intended expansion to japanese pokemon stadium? it was meant for the nintendo 64 disc drive as an upgrade to the original game but the disc drive did not do well so they just sold it as pokemon stadium (1) in the us as a separate game. 3. super smash brothers for the 64 actually started out as just a plain ole fighting game! the liscensed characters came into the picture later because the makers thought it would make the game more appealing to have it star characters like mario, link, pikachu, and captain falcon. 4. (this one i just learned a couple days ago!) in super monkey ball 2, in the name selection before you start story mode, there is every letter in the alphabet except for lower case w! you can type a capital w but no lower case. also some levels have background things removed to compensate for space, like how the fish is removed in the level "URL" and the vegetables in the soup are gone from... the level with the multiple wormholes and the tilty small paths? i forgot the name of that level :'3 also in one of the levels one of the background assets is randomly yellow, even though that part isnt yellow anywhere else. i forgot which level this one was too haha. F. im a mixture of being loud and quiet! around people i dont know im usually quiet and avoid talking/interacting with people but if youre someone im comfortable with its hard to get me to even stop talking and i can get accidentally pretty loud xD G. usually avoider? i think? if im alone at home i seek sensory input but i avoid unexpected/uncontrolled noise or overwhelming feeling textures a lot H. lots!!!! i love big sweaters, shirts, pants, stuff like that! sometimes stuff like skinny jeans or leggings is okay but not too tight. same with shirts. i end up feeling really uncomfortable in tight clothes I. honestly i dont get many autistic related accomodations from people since im not diagnosed and im not out to most people.. but sometimes my mom will give me apples in my lunch but when she does she peel s the skins off of the slices because she knows i cant stand the texture of the skins. she is so kind :) J. https://youtu.be/rUEVjLvO6FA this video of me when i was about 11? very much me very much an autie child... if u watch it u can tell i clearly havent changed much hahaha K. usually my fav sensory outfit is about what im wearing now, except im wearing not as comfortable tightish pants also my shirt isnt as comfortable but i wore it bc its a pokemon shirt... so thats good. but my hoodie rn is a Good L. when i was little i always kinda thought they looked like hamster paws but i didnt really call them that? i used to do that with my hands bc my friend did it too but my mom stopped me lol. now i like raptor hands and kitty hands thats rlly good M. i always loved imitating animal noises, especially cats! i love meowing at my cat back when she does it :P also this isnt Animal mannerisms, but my mom said i used to try to make facial expressions and talk like i was a cartoon character which is still kinda how i see myslef haha! also i used to pretend i was pikachu even if i was just alone also one day i only talked to my mom in pikachu speak (pika pika!) N. i used to love mac and cheese but Only the kraft kind with the skinny noodles, i would not eat any other shape of noodles haha. also i went through a phase where i wouldnt eat anything with melted cheddar on it (which is weird bc now i love cheese) also one of my favorite foods in the whole world when i was in 1st grade were these little mexican chocolate cake treats they had jelly in them and my friend roberto used to give me them at lunch i wanted them all the time!! i tried looking up the name of them i found buba lubas and they were rlly similar but i dont think it was exactly those O. now i dont rlly? have "same foods" mostly because im less picky now and i will eat most things... but i think anything with dairy is kind of a comforting constant, like if we have rice and curry or soup or smth i always put sour cream/greek yogurt/ranch in it otherwise it feels like a chore to eat lmao? P. already answered!! Q. time for my own question!!! for my autie followers: did u guys ever have stuffed animals/toys you really loved or love now? u should share abt ur favorite toy in the replies!! infodumping is fun, feel free to tell me abt ur favorite pal as much as u want my dudes thank u thwomp for the ask!!! i spent so much time answering this it was a lot of fun :3