#dont ask me about the dank purple idk myself

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oc x canon - Back scratchies on the beach :3

[fifty-shades-of-succ]

Questions 1-154 please?

Full name - Ebony M

Zodiac sign - Libra

3 Fears - Snakes, the ocean, rejection

3 things I love - ma lads, sport and video games

4 turns ons - beaming smile thats full of emotion and joy, eyes, being respectful and having manners, and being funny as fuck

4 turns offs - lack of hygeine, sexist, dull as a doorknob, racist

My best friend - I cant choose the closest out of them but Cal or Luke

Sexual orientation - its an utter mystery

My best first date - Cruise ship in hawaii with just Ally and Erich

How tall am I - 165cm

What do I miss
 - Year 10

What time were I born
 - 22:22

Favourite colour - Black purple and orange

Do I have a crush
 - YA

Favourite quote
 - The mask you wear serves its purpose well, but be careful not to lose yourself in it.

Favourite place
 - My house when I’m home alone. Or anywhere where my best friends are

Favourite food
 - Pasta

Do I use sarcasm
 - Yeah I do just not as much as I used to

What am I listening to right now
 - .....Lazy town ‘We are number one’ Dank version

First thing I notice in new person
 - Smile and eyes

Shoe size
 - Anywhere from a 6-8

Eye colour
 - Grey

Hair colour
 - Rn its a lil purple/red, but naturally its brown

Favourite style of clothing
 - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

Ever done a prank call?
 - Yeah, I think so

What colour of underwear I’m wearing now?
 BLACK

Meaning behind my URL
 - who fuckin knows

Favourite movie
 - Kingsman, or the breakfast club

Favourite song
 - Heartbeat, or Electric Love

Favourite band
 - I dont reeeaally have one but maybe Bastille?

How I feel right now
 - Great

Someone I love
 - my friends

My relationship with my parents
 - SHITTY AS ALL FUCk

Favourite holiday
 - Hawaii

Tattoos and piercings?
 - None, except a piercing in each ear lobe

Tattoos and piercing i want
 - None

The reason I joined Tumblr
 - Everyone said to

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
 Yea!!

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
 Nope

When did I last hold hands?
 Uh....cant remember

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
 Hmm..an hour and a bit usually, maybe an hour and a half

Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
 I dont shave, I wax

Where am I right now?
 In bed

If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
 Cal and Kenzie probably, they did a good job of it at the deb after party hahahaha

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
 Depends

Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
 Through the week, my father, but on the weekend both

Am I excited for anything?
 Running seshs with friends, a party with the meme friends and then a outing I have with my best friend

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
 Yea

How often do I wear a fake smile?
 Always when Im around people I dont trust :)

When was the last time I hugged someone?
 Today

What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
 Never kissed really

Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
 Yeah definitely.

What is something I disliked about today?
 One small thing went bad and everything I’ve been suppressing hit me at once

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
 My soulmate

What do I think about most?
 Love i guess

What’s my strangest talent?
 I can text extremely fast without looking at the screen

Do I have any strange phobias?
 Uh the ocean I guess

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both are equal

What was the last lie I told?
 Nah I’m totally chill with my evening plans being ruined

Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
 Video chatting

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
 Both, yes

Do I believe in magic? Nah

Do I believe in luck?
 Yea

What’s the weather like right now?
 Uhhh cold

What was the last book I’ve read?
 The second CHERUB book

Do I like the smell of gasoline?
 What

Do I have any nicknames?
 Ebs, m9, fam, chocolat THUN-DA #catinthehat

What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
 Smashed my head open on the playground in year 1

Do I spend money or save it?
 I save it

Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
 No

Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
 Yeah, my toucan lamp!

Favourite animal?
 Owl! Or toucan!!

What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
 Watching the avengers with a friend

What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
 Uh lol skip

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
 Electric love, out of my league

How can you win my heart?
 Being nice and complimenting me on everything and talking to me properly

What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
 ‘We are number one *DROP IT*’

What is my favourite word
 - Soup, vanilla, crunch

My top 5 blogs on tumblr
 - @dont-drop-your-ascots @u-wanna-go-m9 @you-was-only-for-yourself @setheverman and then any Danganronpa blogs

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
 BE FUCKIN NICE! AND MATURE!

Do I have any relatives in jail?
 No

I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
 Teleportation or pretty much a glass or neon conduit

What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
 

What is my current desktop picture?
 Lots of corny love quote shit

Had sex?
 No

Bought condoms?
 No

Gotten pregnant?
 No

Failed a class?
 No

Kissed a boy?
 No

Kissed a girl?
 No

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
 No

Had job?
 Hehehehe had job. No

Left the house without my wallet?
 Yea

Bullied someone on the internet?
 No

Had sex in public?
 No

Played on a sports team?
 Yea

Smoked weed?
 No

Did drugs?
 No

Smoked cigarettes?
 No

Drank alcohol?
 Like a sip

Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
 No

Been overweight?
 No

Been underweight?
 Yes

Been to a wedding?
 Yes

Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
 Every day

Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
 Yeah

Been outside my home country?
 Yes

Gotten my heart broken?
 Yes

Been to a professional sports game?
 Yes

Broken a bone?
 No

Cut myself?
 Yes

Been to prom?
 Well Deb is the equivalent so yea

Been in airplane?
 Yes

Fly by helicopter?
 Yes

What concerts have I been to?
 owl city!!

Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
 No

Learned another language?
 Yes

Wore make up?
 Yes

Lost my virginity before I was 18?
 No

Had oral sex?
 No

Dyed my hair?
 Yes

Voted in a presidential election?
 No

Rode in an ambulance?
 No

Had a surgery?
 No

Met someone famous?
 I dont think I have

Stalked someone on a social network?
 Heheheheh yes

Peed outside?
 Uhhhh hasnt everyone??

Been fishing?
 Yes

Helped with charity?
 Yes

Been rejected by a crush?
 Every time

Broken a mirror?
 Yes

What do I want for birthday?
 A vacation or a proper pc or a proper set of headphones

How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
 None

Was I named after anyone?
 No

Do I like my handwriting?
 No

What was my favourite toy as a child? Beanie kids

Favourite Tv Show?
 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Where do I want to live when older?
 Melbourne

Play any musical instrument?
 No

One of my scars, how did I get it?
 I fell out of bed and smashed my eyebrow on the bedside table

Favourite pizza toping?
 Bacon

Am I afraid of the dark?
 Yes

Am I afraid of heights?
 A little

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
 Yea tot he second, no to the first

Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Every time

What I’m really bad at
 - Maths

What my greatest achievements are
 - IT games programming award and Cisco award (hehehehe)

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
 - Essentially ‘you’re the reason everything is bad’, and ‘you will never be seen as pretty or acceptable for anyone’

What I’d do if I won in a lottery
 - bank half and give one quarter of it to my family and then the other quarter to charity

What do I like about myself
 - I can sometimes be funny

My closest Tumblr friend
 - @dont-drop-your-ascots

Something I fantasise about my ex - idk

Thanks for the ask! I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO BOLD IT ALL thanks lads

[softgaypunk]

Crayola Crayon Color Asks

(I’m just gonna fill it out, I tag whoever wants to do it)

Macaroni and Cheese: What makes you think of your childhood?

anything painful :) and also horses bc those were a fixation of mine

Spring Green: How do you relax when you’re stressed?

smoking, crying, painting, texting my buds, drinking tea

Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have?

i don’t like sharon needles? at all? idk if thats unpopular but. oh and I don’t like ketchup or other condiments

Bittersweet: Has someone you loved ever hurt you?

almost everyone i’ve ever loved has hurt me :)

Eggplant: Explain your url and avatar.

i combined two nicknames- little space prince (from my ex) and peach (from my friends),, and my profile picture represents a lot about me- i like space and love and balance and contrast

Outer Space: Do you ever feel like you’re an outcast from others?

constantly

Cotton Candy: What is your favorite dessert?

i like rita’s ice- the mint chocolate chip ice is my favorite

Freckle: Do you have any marks on your skin? How do you feel about them?

i have a bajillion freckles and i love them! i also have lots of stretchmarks and theyre cute! i have a bunch of scars but theyre interesting and remind me to keep going!

Shocking Pink: Is there a trait that you have that others don’t expect from you?

um. i dont think so. ppl are surprised that i have synesthesia?

Robin’s Egg Blue: If you were an animal, which one do you think would you be?

probably a bee bc i try my best and humanity kills me 

Granny Smith Apple: What’s something everyone else likes that you don’t?

ketchup, flavored chips, mayo, ice cream, cake, 13 reasons why (dont even get me started on how much i hate that show)

Dandelion: What’s a pet peeve of yours?

ppl that use terms that aren’t ok. white ppl that use the n word, neurotypicals who use the word ‘psycho’ or ‘bipolar’ when referring to not actually bipolar people, cishet ppl that use the word f*g or d*ke.

Atomic Tangerine: What gets you motivated to do a difficult task?

crying and/or telling myself that it’s necessary (i also make lists)

Wisteria: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

i think i try really hard and thats kinda hardcore

Candy Apple: How do you think others view you?

not good lmaoo,, , like a whiny lil baby 

Plum: Are you insecure about anything?

most things :-)

Sky Blue: Where do you feel the most at home?

with my friends

Tickle Me Pink: How do you try to cheer others up when they’re sad?

“ayo i empathize with you. i’m not gonna tell you it gets better, but i will tell you that i’ll be here with you to be there for you however you need me to be.” and i also make people food

Wild Strawberry: Do you care what others think about you?

yes

Glossy Grape: Recommend something to your followers.

get a plant, theyre pretty cool. also wait 24 hours before doing something impulsive. 

World Wide Web Yellow: What was the last thing you looked up?

“turtles eating strawberries video”

Shadow Blue: Do you have a darker side to you that most people are unaware of?

it’s sad and most people that im friends with know about it

Electric Lime: What genre of music do you listen to?

alternative? sometimes. rap? sometimes. the heathers soundtrack? usually.

Night Owl: Describe a very interesting dream that you had.

i don’t have interesting dreams

Cornflower: What do you think about the most?

the crushing reality of being alive. i also think a lot about race and institutional oppression and how i can be an ally and advocate without talking for people 

Grasshopper Green: Describe the area where you live.

rainy, green, university

Misty Moss: Is there anything you regret?

most of the things i regret are not actually my fault

Tiny Toad Brown: Do you find beauty in something that people consider to be ugly or undesirable?

ya! as i said earlier i rly love stretchmarks. i love things that a lot of ppl genuinely dont? 

Sunny Side Up: Do you like waking up in the mornings, or would you rather sleep in?

sleep in wtf

Kitten Gray: Do you have any pets? If so, describe them.

3 dogs (all big and loud and cuddly), 3 cats (all soft and sassy), and a lot of fish (wet)

Rose Dust: Describe your aesthetic in five words or less.

sad, sweatpants, plant, queer, little

Timberwolf: Do you give second chances when somebody has wronged you?

yea and its not healthy

Freshly Squeezed: What excites you?

good grades? accomplishments? attention?

Firefly Red: What gives you purpose?

“be the person you needed when you were younger”

Tiny Teapot Tan: Do you consider yourself to be attractive/cute?

not right now but im working on it

Rain Drop Blue: Describe the weather outside.

rainy, dank, grey

Sweet Pea Green: Do you have/want children?

nope. 

Pussywillow: Do you like being around others, or do you like being alone?

i like being with others when i like the other ppl. 

Jack ‘O’ Lantern Orange: What’s your biggest fear and why?

abandonment and bunnies (unrelated but both terrifying)

Baby Bunny Pink: Do you look young for your age, or do you look older than you are?

young for my age, i have a total baby face

Mystic Maroon: What confuses you, and why?

ppl that are one day REALLY NICE and then rly mean

Cosmic Cobalt: What’s your zodiac sign, and do you think it’s accurate?

sagittarius, and heck yes

Petal Pink: Describe your fashion sense as well as what you’re wearing right now.

i want to dress in flannels and jeans and beanies and cool gauges. rn im in an old shirt and a pair of boxers

Mountain Meadow: Do you like taking care of others, or do you prefer being care of?

both? i find meaning in taking care of others, but personally i like to be taken care of

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Is there something from childhood that you haven’t outgrown?

mental illness! also i wear the same size shoe that i did in 8th grade

Brussel Sproutlet: Do you have any unhealthy habits?

splitting

Razzle Dazzle Rose: Describe an ideal date.

they’re nice and we go see art or eat breakfast foods

Periwinkle: What’s something ordinary that has personal meaning to you?

its a lil rhino trinket thats pretty ordinary but blackheart gave it to me when he visited

Mauvelous: Do you think you deserve a better life than you have now?

fuck i really do

Blueberry Blue: Do you get sad easily?

fuck, i really do

Purple Mountains Majesty: How does someone earn your respect?

don’t be mean to wait staff, don’t say problematic shit, and use my pronouns.