#dont kill me for the whole pronoun thing ahh

[thatdepressedturtle]

Random DSMP Next Gen head cannons

No one asked for it, but here i am >:3

((Also just some of them, not all))

ALSO, some of these are when there older!

Shroud:

In the future Would prob have He/Them pronouns, and could maybe have a crush on Michel (Ranboo and Tubbo's son, not Puffy's daughter)).

Would be a Bark no Bite for sure :3

Would curse a lot, at the smallest of things. like, if Finely walked up to him he would just: "Fuck." "But I didn't-" "Fuck."

Has a stuffed animal cow, like Henry 🥺

Really close friends with Yogurt, and Foolish JR.

Foolish JR ((aka Jr)):

Most likely would have just He/him or maybe They/them.

The mom of the friend group, would make sure everyone would be doing okay, would sometimes get carried away. Yogurt only got 3 hours of sleep? Knock him out, that will force him to get the rest he deserves.

Would Prob date Yogurt, but you didn't hear that from me.

Anger issues and kind of overprotective, killing who would ever dare to hurt anyones feelings.

Finely:

She/her, in the future would prob be a lesbian.

The shortest, and the most powerful.

Practically worshipped by Shroud, and both of them would take over the world hand-in-hand.

Really sensitive, and with Foolish protecting her, sometimes she would fake some random guy hurting her just so she could see drama unfold.

Really close friend of Michell. ((Not Michel, AHHH I CANT SPELL. Not Ranboo and Tubbo's son, I mean puffy daughter.))

Yogurt:

Prob any pronouns, or They/them.

The dumb one in the friend group, but loved by all.

They will protect him with all costs, and prevent him form doing stupid things.

Really close friends with Jr.

Michel (Ranboo and Tubbo's son)

He/Him

Would be smart but ind of an introvert.

Pretty kind, but Spoiled.

Close buds with Shroud, and Finely.

Would be the main Brains of the group.

Michell (PUFFY'S DAUGHTER)

Really strong, and kind of a brat sometimes.

Can be really sweet, But tries to act tough.

Loves playing swords with Michel.

Wants to be a pirate when she grows up 🥺

Hope you like it! remind me if I missed anyone that you would want to see :>

[leossmoonn]

I’m begging be my wingwoman 🔮 (male marauder pls)

My name is Laila. I use the pronouns she/her 💜. My favorite color is purple (like my room is purple and everything) and I’m unlabelled cause I do what I want 🙄. I ramble A LOT. I love talking about things I’m passionate about like fictional universe, movies (I’m obsessed with movies) and music, yes I can listen to the same song 15 times a day. I love r&b, bedroom pop, rock, grunge so anything really. When I’m not screaming madly about racist, homophobic, Islam phobic and sexist ppl or fictional universes, I talk about astrology and personality tests. I just love trying to figure out ppl and understand them. So, I’m really intuitive. Maybe it’s because I feel like no one understands me but idc cause I’m in denial about my depression all the time so I’m still the funny, talkative (I can still be calm and cool, I’m an introvert after all), super supportive friend in my friend grp (which is only two ppl btw). As I said I’m obsessed with movies and music which results in me being dramatic. Like I would be the type to propose that we dance in the rain, watch the stars or open the windows of the car and scream at the top of our lungs on the bridge of some Lorde song or “Just like heaven” by The cure. Btw I’m an hufflepuff, I’m biracial (half African, half white french Canadian), I’m 5’8 and an infp. My big three is libra sun, Scorpio moon and Capricorn rising. Sorry if I overwhelmed you, sometimes my mind just gets so full ;) thank u and have a wonderful day/night <3

ahh this isnt too much dont worry! it gave me a lot to work with :)

marauders ship - sirius black

so you annoyed sirius at first bc you were trying to figure him out. you asked him lots of questions and tried to get under his skin bc you knew he was more than just the gryffindor playboy who occasionally plays pranks. (spoiler alert: you were right lol). you also had a slight crush on him, which caused you to want to talk to him a lot. and honestly, he liked you too, he just hated that you were trying to figure him out. he wanted to remain mysterious, but once you two became a couple, he knew that wouldn’t happen. you were the first one to ask him out. it was kind of out of a dare from your friends and his friends bc they teased you two a lot, and his friends knew youd kill him w your questions. so you asked him out casually and he agreed. he ended up setting up the date and it actually turned out a lot more romantic than you thought lol. he ended up setting up a little picnic under the stars by the black lake. he made your favorite dishes and you were very very impressed. you two ended up learning a lot about each other and sirius fell haaaarrrdd that night. he learned what your favorite songs were, your dream job, what zodiac signs you hate, your family history and personal life. he was a big talker himself, but that night he just let you take control of the convo bc he loves your voice. he thinks its so cute when youre excited abt the topic too. you were ranking your favorite movies from worse to best, and whenever you got to the best ones, your eyes would light up and you would squeal and your whole body would shake in excitement and it just made sirius smile so much. like by the end of the night, his cheeks were numb. you two ended up turning on music, your fav ofc and you introduced him to a lot of r&b and bedroom pop and he is a proud supporter of destiny’s child and wallows. you two laid on the blanket and looked at the stars. you started talking again abt astrology and stuff and sirius even took a turn in talking abt astrology and it really surprised u and def made you 10000x more attracted to him hehe. the night ended w him walking you back to your house and a sweet goodnight kiss and him asking you to be his girlfriend. awe! you two are the hottest and loudest couple ever lol. you two often play pranks on each other, sirius teaches you eletric guitar to your fav rock songs, you end up making him take a personality test hehe. he wasnt very political before but you turned him into a polite - most of the time - politician. you two know all the facts and always win the arguments. (or end up hexing ppl lol). you two are al all-around supportive, loyal, fun, and loving couple. and though your personalities may clash (you blame it on the zodiac signs hehe), you two are soulmates and wouldn’t change a thing abt each other <3

hope you like this :)

join my celebration! - 1 day left

[katewaliss]

1x1 plot list!

hello girls, gays and theys! my name is crissy, i’m 21, go by she/her pronouns and live in the PST timezone. i am celebrating bullshitting my way through my junior year with ( copious amounts of tequila but also ) make a list of 1x1 ideas / plot bunnies because i need something to do during this Borentine and what better way to spend it then making myself cry with ships! 

i primarily send really long keysmash head cannons through discord and the ims, but i am also down to do replies ( on tumblr or discord ) and ask memes are my most favorite. i am introverted af but very excited abt ships so i really like having rp partners who like want to stay up all night and write and scream with me, so if that sounds like u, come thru! 

if u like any of these please don’t hesitate to shoot me an im! 

also my discord is daddy devito#2918 ( & yes, i do hate myself  )

were starting with mermaids bc i love mermaids

ALSO YES I LIKE OPPOSITE PLOTS DONT @@@@@ ME!!!!!

ALSO ALL OF THESE PLOTS CAN BE GAY! BE GAY DO CRIMES!

i’ve always kind of wanted one based loosely on these pictures x, x, x. im thinking ponyo meets enchanted meets h20 little mermaid AF realness! like maybe hes this lil regular boy high school college student taking pictures and stuff and sees this girl wash up on the shore looking very confused. so he helps her and you know, shes a little hysterical and cant walk very well, takes her into his apartment puts a towel over here bc she like keeps talking abt how shes a mermaid and hes like oh my god shes crazy ahh. she keeps saying her dad is king of the ocean and hes like???? do u have a last name? and the police dont know anything abt her she has no file, no id, no finger print in the database? 

basically the mermaid is staying w the college student in his apartment and he like teaches her what the microwave and the tv is and its very soft  they fall in luv maybe drama he has a girl friend who sucks a lot who is angry abt mermaid girl idk maybe the government realizes and tries to steal her! fun THAT FIRST PIC? MAYBE HE SAVED HER WHEN HE WAS A KID ONCE FROM DROWNING!!! AHHH

alternatively i found these pictures were are in the same vein very aquamarine x, x, x, lifeguard off duty surfing and he gets stuck in a gnarly wave and almost drowns but this mermaid saves his life! and he comes to see her a lot on the beach and they hang out and fall in love he teaches her how to speak english shows her his phone!!! MAYBE THE GOVERNMENT IS ALSO POACHING HER WE LOVE DRAMA

ok last mermaid plot? BUT ITS A SIREN PLOT!!!!!!! these sirens/a siren wipes out this sailors entire ship with the sirens song they all get drowned/eaten .... but plot twist! this one sailor homie lives bc he is DEAF and therefore IMMUNE TO THE SIREN SONG!! so this siren keeps tryna sing at him and its not working and u know they fall in love good stuff MORE POACHES MORE PIRATES MORE GOVERNMENT TRYNA KILL THE AQUATIC AMERICAN BC I LOVE SUFFERING modern or maybe set back in the day???? spicy

anthour or a sculptor that writes a book w a main character or makes a statue and it comes to life and has no perception of human stuff and is like a big alien

also literally all of these plots can be made gay as the flyest bi i ENCOURAGE it!!!! i will play either character in any of them pls tell me which one u like if u like one

pls the clown clown valedictorian plot

ok speaking of giving the gays everything they want

damn i just want a cheesy wlw 1x1 plot where the first girl is a famous celebrity hella spoiled very purse dog paris hilton type and her fancy convertible sports car breaks down smack dab in a small ass hick nowheresville town and this flannel wearing mannerless tomboy mechanic comes to fix her car but rich girl is stuck in town a few days while they order the part she needs for her car bc it’s a small town they don’t have it and they get closer and the celebrity girl is humbled by the town and learns a lot abt the world and herself just ,, good times LISTEN!!!! zendaya and kristine froseth ???? SPICY

ok maybe a period piece lady knight / princess plot where she was personally assignment to the princess but maybe its a whole mulan thing where no one knows the night is a girl and is posing as a man bc women were allowed to be knights and the princess is betrothed to some loser prince once again ill play either

princess body guard plots always smack

ok princess protection program BUT GET THIS instead of that its my boy dmitri who is the heir to the russian throne or some made up european country but theres an assasination attempt so hes told he has to go into witness protection. and this dude or girls dad is head of cia/fbi and dmitri has to pose as a foreign exchange student at y/ns college and be shown around/baby sat by them. they hate eachother. probably bc dmitri is obnoxious and entitled and sleeps w everyone. he was a matthew daddario fc but not that necessary!

cheerleaders on opposite squads who got the sexual tension!!!!

plot based off hollywood the netflix limited series where its 1940s-1950s hollywood and maybe actors falling in love, an actor and a director? OR omg even better an actor falling in love with some sort of stage crew, lighting, camera person............SPICY! 

a beauty / makeup youtube influencer and a pranking rant gaming sort of youtuber and they have to collab and hate it points if its gay

that cliche plot where ur friends older brother is hot

ok kstew / naomi scott .....that is such.....a wave

UGLY BETTY PLOT BITCH!!!!!! REVERSE THE ROLES OR MAKE IT GAY

i saw this gifset of margo robbie and michael b jordan talking abt how they are eachothers celebrity crush and it got my brain turning 

a very whimsical hopeless romantic artist who finds a muse in a no nonsense american college student studying law studying abroad

PERCY JACKSON BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HUNGER GAMES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

business man/prodigal son who falls in love with a stripper/escort

harry potter......next gen................please.............scorose............but like can i play ravenclaw soft boy nothing like draco scorpio BUT ALSO ALL THE HP i also really like ocs also BEAUXBATONS DRUMSTRANG ( if anyone wants to help me w a not hogwarts but other wizarding school rp let me know )

not to b cliche but uh....pastors son bad boy plot yes!

alternatively bad girl good boy/girl plot yes! ( can i pls play bad girl seulgi its Dire )

horror until dawn stuff

soul eater? death note? OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB BITCH!!!! ANIME!

the epically cliche popular person failing math and is gonna get kicked off cheer gets tutored by biggest loser in school and only agrees to tutor her in math if she teaches them how to be cool to impress crush (popular persons friend) and they do that, they start to bond, she gives nerd a makeover the whole school falls in love with them and the popular girls real jealous and wHEw

a disgruntled detective whos wife cheated on him with his partner and he drinks everyday (also could b a lady) throws himself into work and this waitress at the diner he works at who is the opposite of him and very sunshiney

OKAY HANNIBAL but like the hannibal is a lady!

superhero x villian plot! spicy maybe theyre exes! or they went to the same super power school? 

SPEAKING OF SUPERHEROS I WANT A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG PLOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW SOMEONE PLAY CHOU TZUYU AS MARINETTE!!!!!!!!!

also every disney plot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this will get added to but for now this is the gist HIT ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

[guksuu]

sixty truths tag

☆ thank u to @jingogi for tagging me!!! ☆ 

1. Nickname(s): my cousins like to call me ���lili”… besides that nothing else

2. Bias: tbh im ot for a lot of the groups i love BUT i have some soft spots for some members. 

3. Blood type: i don’t know, unfortunately 

4. Relationship status: alone n single like ghost suga LMAO

5. Birthday: april 1st 

6. Zodiac sign: aeries

7. Pronouns: she/her

8. Hair length: a little bit longer than shoulder 

9. Height: 5′3

10. A crush: no crush :-((((

11. What do you like about yourself: i dont really know? maybe my quiet personality????

12. Right or left handed: right

13. List of three favourite colours: black, grey, mustard (is that too specific?)

14. Right now eating: trying to study for my ap bio exam that is tomorrow. save me.

15. Right now drinking: nothing, but i did have boba today

16. I’m about to: study even more cause i really dont want to die tomorrow

17. Listening to: fool by winner 

18. Kids: 1 or 2 (proabably 2)

19. Get married: hopefully but i dont know when? maybe when i finally become untroubled 

20. Recent phone call: my mother checking up on me

21. Have you ever dated someone twice: no

22. Been cheated on: nope

23. Kissed someone and regretted it: the only thing these lips have touched are food so far so 

24. Lost someone special: yes :-(

25. Been depressed: i dont really know…perhaps..

26. Been drunk and thrown up: nope

27. Had glasses or contacts: i do have glasses

28. Had sex on a first date: no

29. Broken someone’s heart: maybe?

30. Turned someone down: yes n let me tell you that it was kind of embarassing

31. Cried when someone died: yep…

32. Fallen for a friend: i wish we were friends but im too shy fml

In the last year have you…

33. …made a new friend: yes, these past few months!!!! ily all

34. …fallen out of love: yes

35. …laughed until you cry: yES 

36. …met someone who changed you: no

37. …found out who your true friends were: no

38. …found out someone was talking about you: always do. 

39. Lips or eyes: jdskhfsjk both

40. Hugs or kisses: hugs!

41. Shorter or taller: honestly i dont really care about height

42. Romantic or spontaneous: both

43. Sensitive or loud: both…maybe sensitive a little bit more

44. Hookup or relationship: relationship

45. First best friend: when i was 8!! im still friends with them n i love them to death (its been 9 years kjsdhjk)

46. Surgery: i had split my forehead when i was little by slipping on the stairs and had to get stitches. same with the time i dropped a weight on my toe :-((

47. Sports I joined: i dont do sports cause im lazy 

48. Do you believe in yourself: no but i should learn to

49. Miracles: do happen but where the hell are they for me?????

50. Love at first sight: honestly i dont know. im like 50/50 with this whole love thing.

51. Heaven: kind of believe in it? 50/50 with it.

52. Do you have any pets: no but tbh i spend so much time with my aunt’s dogs that i consider them as mine lmaoo

53. Do you want to change your name: when i was in middle school, yeah, but now im content with it

54. What did you do for your last birthday: i went to eat out with my family!! i had lots of boba n food so it was a good day :-)

55. What time did you wake up today: 7:30am (which was a mistake cause that left me in a bad mood)

56. What were you doing last night at midnight: studYING CAUSE AP BIO IS GOING TO END ME TOMORROW 

57. Something you can’t wait for: to graduate hs n start finding what i want to do

58. Last time you saw your mom: right now

59. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: ahh there’s so many things i want to change though…

60. What’s getting on your nerves: my exam and driving test (they’re not getting on my nerves but they’re really making me ksdfjkds). im scared that i wont get a 3 on my exam :-(( as for my driving test (that’s actually this friday kill me), i feel like im unprepared ugh

tagging: @denimin @fluffyzelo @chambaeq @eatnamjin @risingsea101 n anyone who wants to do it!!! ☆