#douma is weirdly merciful here

[colourstreakgryffin]

omg haiii it's my first time making a request😶‍🌫️ can u do a Douma x afab reader that is part of his cult? got an idea from one of the stories my mom used to tell me as a kid

It's called "Scheherazade" :DD The Sultan maries women at night and then unalives them by morning. So Scheherazade devised a scheme. She would tell a story every night and leave it on a cliffhanger every time. After 1001 stories, he made the decision of keeping her.

basically- before reader is supposed to ascend to paradise (get eaten alive lolol), she does that ^ so that he'll spare her and let her entertain him every night with her very intriguing stories until he finally doesn't even care about eating him until he doesn't even feel like eating her anymore👍

What’s Afab? Oh, nevermind! I’ll find it out myself with my magic ✨G O O G L E✨ hands! Okay. Hmm, I hope I can do this exactly as you want

Douma- Fascinating Tales

“Aaah~ really? Continue!” Douma hummed excited, tapping his mighty clawed hands on his dark Hakama pants rhythmically as he continues to flash his somewhat manipulative beam before you, encouraging you on pinpointing the interesting details of your next wild tale. Sat on your knees in front of his glamorous, shiny throne, Douma egged you on to speak once again in your immersive tone like you did just before

Your situation with the one and only Upper Moon 2, Douma was a truly fascinating one. More fascinating than the many stories you told him at the peak of black night. You were a prideful follower of the Eternal Paradise Cult, unaware of the fact you were truly in danger until the very final day you were a faithful sheep to the women body-loving demon. Your beloved leader, Douma himself on one faithful day, selected you as the special one to “ascend to paradise”, the special treatment he always spoke about

You, however, weren’t a fan of being eaten alive by your admired leader so you indirectly fought back on his offer and decided to stall his greedy need to devour you, such a pretty woman, by telling him a story so intriguing that he just couldn’t resist but let you finish up, sparing your life in the process. This precisely developed strategy always saved you from meeting a painful and cruel end as Douma grew eager to hear your far tales and kept you alive slowly to satisfy his curiosity

Over many months, you seemingly never ran dry of your tales and Douma’s almost mind-swallowing desire faded away into nothing, at his own surprise. He didn’t want to eat you anymore, he couldn’t really see you as a another walking lunch but as his all-so-interesting story teller, someone who comes into his throne room at a very precise time and tell him a new fantasy narrative that’ll shake his thoughts for hours on end afterwise

You couldn’t believe your efforts genuinely worked as you gently smiled back at Douma, parting your lips to persevere the lead you were weaving and Douma was all for it with every fibre of his bean. Even if you were to lose your material and spark, Douma knew he wouldn’t want to kill you. You don’t seem like you would taste appeasing to him and he was feeling a little but meaningful flame of passion for you burn within him. He wanted to keep you alive until you perished at natural means, he didn’t mind

He could always have you read him written books if you had nothing left to entertain him with. Douma traced his otherworldly beautiful rainbow eyes over your face, your cute defined face and those pretty sparkling eyes. He always found himself amused by your voice and your passion as you explained the plots to him. Douma found you adorable in every form

“Oh, right~? Is that so? What happened to the siblings after they traversed the woods, Dokusha, my dear~?”

[voldkat24983257805723052]

hakukoyu cats are invading my mind

i have like so much bits of lore for them for some reason and idk press read more if ur ready for entire paragraphs of kity lore !? oh yeah half of this is funnies the other half is how hakuji cat gets to muzan's place DW I'M A MERCIFUL GOD KOYUKI CAT IS ALIVE

1. vk goes ham and explains backstory lore but only the poisoning arc + demon arc in full detail

when the poisoning happened yk haku cat went on a rampage and probably beat up a buch of kity but he didn't realize that only keizou was dead koyu cat was just sleeping a little weirdly near her water thing . it just looked like she died but she was actually jus snoozing completely unaware of anything haku cat got abducted by muzan n got all sad meanwhile koyuki woke up and saw pure desctruction ( and dead keizou but ... ya ) and she knew that when a disaster happened hakuji would go ham n beat up everything in his path following the trail of injured cats n scratched up mailboxes n other stuff like that she was frantically looking for any trace of hubby and hubby was found . just sitting there in muzan's front yard they probaby had a sob filled dramatic reunion kind of thing but in the end koyuki lived at the side of muzan's house . a little bush ( that can be walked around btw ) concealed her presence nobody else could know abt koyukity bc at first hakuji cat didn't trust muzan enough but once he did a new threat emerged : douma cat so uh . koyuki is forever hidden behind the small bush but hakuji couldn't leave the muzan place to sit in the bush corner with koyuki bc 1. free food n drinks ?? where else he gonna get that . hunting for 2 cats is not easy 2. if he went missing one day muzan is gonna look for him at least a little bit ( bc muzan would definitely not want to lose such a powerful cat ) and that risks them being spotted so yea haku cat ( akaza cat ) sits in the house for half the day and when the sun sets he goes on a night walk , basically a mini hunt session n then visiting koyuki and forfeiting all his leftover kibble to her n then sleeping vibing cuddling idk what cat couples do he wakes up extra early to sneak back into the house n sit in his cardboard box n pretend to be asleep till muzan awakens so nobody suspects a thing he purposely doesn't eat much so koyuki can be full and happy but dw he is not starving himself . sometims he hunts like rats or squirrels or something he eats those bc he's more used to it , being a stray cat for some of his life . koyuki was a house cat for her entire life so she woudl probably get all shook when offered a rat oops this one time akaza's cat bed went missing overnight and instead he was seen sleeping ( actually not sleeping he rushed into that box just a few minutes ago n pretended to be asleep ) in a cardboard box with a little snowflake carpet in it he actually gave it to koyukity so she could sleep comfy he liked cardboard box more anyway

2. vk goes on a tangent and starts talking abt the random snowflake carpet

maybe keizou ( he is the owner of the cats here yes ) maybe he had a carpet with a snowflake pattern on it and maybe hakuji cat just really liked to sit right in the middle of it for some reason ( haha compass needle ) maybe he somehow found a way to steal the carpet and take it to muzan's place when the ' demoning arc ' happened idk how tho im dumby that snowflake carpet just belongs to him now . it's his carpet if anyone tries to take it away from him he will fight them it is his carpet

3. vk suddenly remembers how hakuji cat got all pink n stripy despite being born as a black cat

me and a twitter friend once made a silly funny theory that haku cat went to a kind of festival / carnival thing idk !! with koyu cat n keizou there was this face paint stand bc idk i think there's usually one and hakuji cat kept mewing at keizou he wanted to be pink then keizou got a bit too carried away and made him pink all over , gave him blue stripes everywhere even on his face n then when they went home the paint just didn't wanna come off no matter what so he remained pink forever oh yeah about the eyes he has heterochromia his left eye is yellow his right eye is blue ( left n right from viewer's perspective ) oh yeah yeah this is random but last night my sister gave me the idea of koyuki getting little kity babies and i am currently discussing it with my discord friends so expect an announcement on that sometime later ( n also potential kity babie content if we all agree on it )