Ok so I just infodumped about this to my friend and I need to let the rest of tumblr know about this as well.
I have cracked Muppet taxonomy
Ok so the Muppets, if we think about them as Real, Biological organisms, are f*cking weird.
Like look at these guys.
Look at them.
WE ARE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THESE ARE ALL THE SAME SPECIES!
But I’ve figured it out
Now I would’ve made a chart or something for this but I’m too lazy. However I give you
The Three Muppet Sub-Species
Subspecies 1: Animal Muppets
These muppets are explicitly based on real world animals, and typically have what animal they are incorporated into their names. Examples include Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear.
Subspecies 2: Humanoid Muppets
These muppets are shown to resemble humans, though often have some degree of unusual features. Examples of these include Statler and Waldorf, Scooter, and The Swedish Chef
Subspecies Three: Monster Muppets
These muppets don’t fall into the other two categories, are typically furry, and are typically described as monsters in supplementary material. Examples of these include Animal, Elmo, and Cookie Monster.
I have more to say, but this post is big enough as is, so I’ll reblog with addendums later on.
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what's your opinion on honeydew?
-gabe
The melon? I think it's in the list of things I unfortunately can't eat (I'm allergic to some types of sugar)
The sort of modified honey? It's cool I guess. Same issue as the first one tho.
The Muppet character? Love him. Need to draw a fanart of him as soon as I'm home.
And yours?
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me, opening the Bunsen Honeydew tag at 20 minutes to midnight: what’s my little freak up to this time
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Frank, Eddie, and Julie having Summer fun times based on Muppets photos! 🌈☀️🌈
I want to do more but I’m still looking for good Muppet references
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Be free and draw gay muppets
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Do u think they ever explored each others bodies?
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Glasses Swag Sequel Round 4
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (The Muppets) vs Odile (In Stars and Time)
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