#dragon age varric

[milton-chamberlain]

[fidufish]

[andrastes-strap-on]

Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him

He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.

[aggressive-p0tat0]

Dear Varric,

I’ll try and not destroy the world too bad.

Love,

Solas

[archival-cryptid]

[germanich]

[sns315]

Hawke did NOT like Dragon Age: Absolution

[marshsano]

this might be the dumbest thing i’ve ever made

[lirgus]

You know …family weekend

[sci-the-superb]

God I love this game

[tieflingpride]

[fidufish]

[medu-inthefade]

If I don't see all of them in the next game, I'm quitting.. (just kidding but please?)

Also? Long hair club, yay!

[i-em-groot]

Hawke and Varric after another person they thought they killed starts causing shit again:

[andrastes-cheeks]

Thinking about that one cutscene in dai where Cassandra is chasing varric around but now she has a fly swatter

That is all

[truetealtears]

Hey hot take but I really don’t want a Varric romance in dreadwolf. To me, if Varric was ever going to give up Bianca for anyone it would’ve been Hawke, like you’re gonna tell me some new random protagonist gets to just strut in and romance Varric when HAWKE couldn’t??? Absolutely not.

If a Varric romance route was ever going to be made it should’ve been in da2.

On that note: DA2 REMAKE PLEASE BIOWARE!! IT’S DEVELOPMENT TIME WAS CRIMINALLY SHORT! They could’ve done (and could do) so much more with proper time and budget PLEASE