#dramastartswithjae

[jaegarcia99]

Thank you everyone for all your generous get well texts yes I'm fine unfortunately last night my #lyft driver was hit but I'm ok apparently some hoes looking for work as strippers had a pimp escort with them who drove their car and wasn't paying attention and hit my driver so I gave them the full story and they're guna help him plus I got a free ride lol I took a selfie with the cop to show the bouncer at the club to let me in for free too lol so much drama in one night and of course my baby @moniedee was not let down because I made it to the club to #turnup in time for Ferlene's bday party and like my baby said that night #dramastartswithjae I swear bad luck follows me everytime I go to HOLLYWOOD 😂👍🏼🙏🏼🙌🏼😇 the cops face tho lmfao (at Hollywood Boulevard)

[jaegarcia99]

Lmao I hate when I walk in my mansion and my fucken maid sings all these Spanish songs while she cleans ...Oh wait nvm it's my mom lol #thestruggle #mymomisfunnierthanyourmom #itreatmymomlikeshit #hilarious #funny #comedy #silly #mexicanmomsbelike #everybodylovesjae #jaeism #dramastartswithjae