"I was surprised you'd stick up for Astarion"
Shadowheart. GIRL. He's biting me every night. You sleep right next to us. I'm bending my goody-two-shoes paladin ass over backwards to get him to like me. Do you not have eyes? You tought I'd sell him out to a monster hunter??? Girl. Girl, I figured out what your hand wound does. It's selective blindness. Shar, goddess of darkness, makes perfect sense, girl, Shadowheart, listen-
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Few things make me smile more at the moment than opening up my email and seeing that readers have been leaving multiple excited comments on Visiting (whether here or on AO3).
Today the one that made me smile/laugh most was an AO3 reader who just wrote: “TELL HER BENJAMIN”
So if you’re flailing excitedly in comments: I love you and I’m going to finally get round to responding today!
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i am expecting........something in the mail
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//OOC: an update. I've been sick since Wednesday. And today we find out that I have the Flu. So I wanted to update everyone and let y'all know I will be gone a little bit longer.
I need to recover from this annoying bug 🥹.
I'll be back as soon as I can!
¡Hasta luego, amigos!
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Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
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girl fuck morrissey im so serious
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Ok, I need help! I was talking to my husband about dystopian bullshit that is the world currently and I wanted to show him a post that is a perfect example, only now I can't find it! It was about the coronation being lavish and then cuts to a kid talking about how he tries not to eat too much. Legit, this use to me you Lady with the Sword and every since then it hasn't popped up and I'm going mad trying to find it! Please help me!!
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Me beating the spam bots away with a stick
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Beating all these fem bots with a stick, looking for a reason
“Alright you make it stop”
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when he’s mad at u and gets 2 inches from ur face to be scary but it’s actually just kinda hot 🫣
ganymede belongs to @quortknee
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