#drpresley@scip.net

[dr-elvis-presley]

woah mama as an elvis that keeps the universe intact by simply existing (im the emo part of elvis official created to resolve the paradox of king of rock n roll becoming emo during the mcr tour in '65) what class am i huh-huh

-@emo-presley

Woah mama you would be Thaumiel class

You are the box that keeps the thing contained, so to say uh huh huh

[dr-elvis-presley]

Meow Mama I'm in your inbox

@catgirl-presley

Woah mama a catgirl found me

[dr-elvis-presley]

woah mama i didnts know elvis worked for the foundation

-𝄡nt

Woah mama, I think we're all a bit surprised. I know I sure was uh huh huh

[dr-elvis-presley]

Woah mama wtf! Hi! (excited wtf)

Woah mama, they put you in the Foundation!

Woah mama I have level 3 clearance

[dr-elvis-presley]

wow its a foundation scientist this is so scary like squid game

Woah mama whats a squid game

[dr-elvis-presley]

who tf let you out of the clone lab

A fella named after a music note uh huh huh

[dr-elvis-presley]

Woah mama a new elvis blog

They let me out of the clone lab to help contain anomolies hummina hummina hummina

Tags: #Woah mama: General elvis posting #Elvisverse: elvisverse #Dr Presley Studies: Talking tag #DrPresley@scip.net: Inbox #From the desk of Presley: Art #🫐: Mod posts

Mod is an adult, it/he/they/neos. Call me Claude if talking to the mod, mod posts will be purple. @banesberry-anomoly is our main. Woah mama Im a plural system. Queerphobes, TERFs, bigots, anti endos, and proshippers will be given the Dr Presley special (shot in the face) uh huh huh