#dsm99

[staysuki]

i started watching b99 bc of dont shoot me now i always think of hannie when i see jake peralta 😭💞

YES BECAUSE THAT SHOW IS TOP TIER. my number one fave show fr

[staysuki]

🚨 don't shoot me | masterlist

two detectives go head to head in a battle of wits and stupidity. who wins? who loses? perhaps you both do.

pairing: detective!y/n x detective!han jisung (both in their early 30s)

genre: crack, fluff, mild angst, inspired by my most favorite show in the world: Brooklyn 99. lots of character tropes are inspired from actual B99 characters

warnings: (some violence, obvi) this is a fictional portrayal of the police and will not at all reflect any real world issues. furthermore, everything here might not be completely accurate or just a blatant exaggeration of how a police station works (because i have zero clue how it goes and i'm just basing it off of tv shows). some topics of misogyny in the workforce, mental health issues, death, inaccurate mental health professional portrayal, family problems, vulgarity, etc.

note: jisung's spin-off from the SLC-HDD universe (before felix and HDD!y/n got together). still, you don't need to read the other two fics for this to make sense, could totally be read as a standalone! to make the timeline not confusing, here's how it is:

SLC (early 20s) -> HDD (early 20s) -> SLC BONUSES (mid-late 20s) -> DSM (early 30s) -> HDD ENDINGS (mid-late 30s)

episodes

teaser 1 | teaser 2

[1] THE BULLPEN

[2] DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

[3] CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[4] NO BACKING OUT

[5] 12 DOLLARS TO MY NAME

[6] DUMB

[7] I THINK THAT'S A PYRAMID SCHEME

[8] I'M NOT IN LOVE

[9] IT WASN'T BAD

[10] SUPER MESSED UP

[11] THERE IS NO DEFENSE

[12] PLEASE DON'T HATE ME

[13] DID YOU COMMIT A CRIME

[14] DO YOU WANT ME BACK

[15] IT'S TIME TO LET GO

[16] BREAKING NEWS

[17] LIFE IN IGNORANCE

[18] MY EGO CAN'T HANDLE THAT

[19] I'M JUST SMART

[20] HAN JESUS

[21] JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN

[22] I QUIT

[23] SUPPORT GROUP

[24] I'M GETTING BETTER (finale)

[25] ALL TOGETHER NOW (universe wrap-up)

WHERE IT ALL STARTED: SWEET LIKE CANDY (hwang hyunjin)

WHAT CAME NEXT: HAPPY DEATH DAY (lee felix)

(mm/dd/yy)

date started: 4/30/22

date finished: 5/4/22

[holds staysuki's record of fastest smau finished]

[staysuki]

word count: 1.8k

warnings: none.

“felix!!!!” a chirpy voice shouted from a distance as the young lad went barreling straight to the freckled blonde.

“jake! it’s so good to finally see you again!” felix hugged him, just as enthusiastic as the younger one. suddenly, they feel themselves ripped off from each other as strong arms pull felix away.

“felix is mine! MINE!” jisung possessively grabbed felix from behind, trying to push away jake who just laughs at him.

“he’s quite the popular one,” chan comments from a nearby distance which seungmin shrugs at.

“tell me about it,” the former lawyer said.

“kim seungmin, attor—no, sorry, force of habit. i’m unemployed now,” he shook hands with chan, who introduces himself just as politely.

“bang chan, one half of 2RACHA,” he replies.

“i don’t get the deal, i’m so much better than this whatever felix guy,” changbin pipes up with an eyeroll, though it’s quite obvious that he’s simply exaggerating. especially knowing he was one of the most excited to see felix's reunion with his loved one.

as if felix heard his name mentioned, he takes jake and jisung to their spot to introduce his two worlds together, “i invited them, by the way! chan and changbin, these are my old pals—jake, jisung, and you already met seungmin.”

“oh my god!! 2RACHA, i’m such a big fan!!” jake fanboys as he eagerly shakes the hands of the two buff men.

with a boisterous laugh, changbin takes out a pen to sign his autograph on jake’s arm, “i like this guy,” he comments, and jake nearly fainted.

“is he always this…full of himself,” seungmin asks.

chan just nods with a laugh, “can you believe it used to be worse?”

in the distance, jisung sees a familiar set of foxy eyes which makes him jump up and down, “i also have someone i invited from my new life!”

“hello everyone!” jeongin waved with a polite bow, a bit intimidated with the outstanding presence of jisung’s friends but the detective tried to carry himself well.

but what made him feel truly welcome is when felix didn’t hesitate to give him a warm hug, “nice to finally see you in person, jeongin, thank you for watching over jisung.”

“it’s my pleasure,” jeongin says back.

“finally, my plus one is here,” changbin suddenly pipes up as a sleek black limousine pulls up on the road.

emerges from the exquisite vehicle is none other than lee minho, in his extravagant black suit and sunglasses.

“who’s this stud now,” kim seungmin mocks with much sarcasm as he lays his eyes on minho’s out-of-place attire.

though it seems like minho didn’t know the dress code either as he looks around everyone wearing their different versions of summer attire, “i thought we’d be in some guy’s villa?” he asks, confused and a bit shy with his armani extravagance.

“it is my villa,” jisung piped up, pointing toward a beach mansion further up the road.

“villa? more like prison,” seungmin mumbled but felix elbowed him at the side.

you see, it’s been years since any of the guys have seen each other—or at least, those that don’t have any direct connections in their relationship. still, they decided it would be fun to lounge around the beach in the bahamas—and just to hammer in the irony, jisung offered to host the gathering in the place where he was held captive.

it was a way to reshape his memory of the place. what used to be his prison will now become a new sanctuary (although they’re just renting it out as a bnb because jisung doesn’t own any properties anymore).

“so what were we celebrating again?” chan asks the group, wondering about their scheduled meet-up.

everyone looked at each other, gauging for an answer, but jisung just shrugged, “anything and everything.”

“could be my search of a new career path,” seungmin shrugged.

felix also joined in, “i’m getting married soon, so maybe this could be a bachelor party of sorts.” changbin fakes a gag in the corner, making chan smack him on the head.

“oooh i just got promoted!” jisung suddenly pipes, as if he forgot. knowing jisung, he probably did.

“then i’ll put in that 2RACHA just ranked in the billboard,” changbin smugly comments.

but he spoke up again, “don’t ask which place though, the numbers don’t matter,” changbin added, making chan groan.

“still! that’s huge news! i don’t have anything, unfortunately,” jake comments, so seungmin just pats him in the back.

"true, the billboard is THE billboard," felix comments.

"look at you, getting to know pop culture," seungmin nudges felix mockingly but the freckled one just laughs.

“i’m just happy to be here,” minho says fondly, still getting used to the new people.

“honestly, same,” jeongin agrees beside him.

“am i late to the party?” an arrogant yet bubbly voice asks from behind everyone, and it damn near made jisung combust when he sees who it was.

“HWANG HYUNJIIIIN!!!” jisung shouted at the top of his lungs before running towards hyunjin for a hug. immediately, the long-haired man made a face of disgust as he hesitantly (yet lovingly) reciprocated the hug.

“ew, seungmin’s my best friend, not you,” hyunjin says like a diva as he jokingly pushes jisung off him.

“glad you can make it,” seungmin pats him on the shoulder, affectionately.

hyunjin just groans, “are you kidding? i wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

“home life must be tough right now, huh?” jake asks with a knowing smile.

at the comment, hyunjin buries his face in his palms, “i have two daughters and another one incoming. somebody save me.”

jeongin cringes beside them, “i don’t like thinking about what that implies.”

“HEY! don’t think about my wife like that,” hyunjin glares at jeongin, who suddenly stands up straighter in surprise. but felix just laughs and shakes jeongin on the shoulder.

“don’t worry about him, he’s a man in love,” felix waves hyunjin off.

“you’re one to talk, SIMP,” changbin comments, making chan look at him in disbelief.

“YOU’RE one to talk,” he reverses the table making changbin jokingly square up at him.

“i was just kidding, i’m not gonna take felix’s mi amor away from him,” changbin confesses, mad and a bit embarrassed that his cover is blown. still, felix just gives him a toothy grin, not minding their past.

“i like to think i’m the luckiest out of everyone,” jisung smugly comments.

“oh yeah sure, you basically did your own version of stockholm syndrome on her but go ahead,” seungmin snarkily comments making jisung defensive.

“I DID NO SUCH THING!!” jisung shouts, making jake and jeongin laugh.

chan pipes up, “i think nobody’s a match on felix’s fiancé who literally waited for him for a decade,”

with that, hyunjin suddenly speaks up, “woah woah woah, why are we doing comparisons here? if we’re gonna do that then obviously my wife is the best.”

seungmin just groans at the topic.

“what about you guys?” jake asks, looking at minho, chan, changbin, jeongin, and seungmin. the single guys of the group.

they all scratch their heads, looking away with a small whistle to avoid the question.

“2RACHA is a full-time commitment!” changbin suddenly exclaims, making chan smack him again.

“you make it sound like we’re married,” chan laughs.

“i, too, am busy with work,” minho adds, making jeongin and seungmin nod.

“ditto,” “agreed,” they two younger ones reply in unison.

“hey! that can’t be right, seungmin doesn’t have a job anymore,” jisung points out, making seungmin glare at him.

“need i remind you that you owe me hundreds of thousands of dollars?” seungmin slaps in his face, making jisung avert the subject.

“anyways! i’m so happy to see you hyunjin baby, you’re my favorite out of everyone,” jisung makes kissy faces toward the man but hyunjin just rolls his eyes.

“obviously, if it wasn’t for me, you guys wouldn’t exist.” hyunjin comments with an eyeroll.

“is he saying he’s our dad?” jeongin whispers to felix who just shrugs.

“i think he’s implying something else.” felix answers.

the day continued with the guys just seemingly celebrating anything and everything. though changbin adamantly persists to play their music and their music only.

together, they toast for:

2RACHA’s music.

jisung’s promotion.

jake and his happy home life.

hyunjin’s upcoming daughter.

jeongin’s addition to the group.

felix’s marriage.

seungmin’s career searching.

minho’s entrepreneurial success.

and the guys’ newfound friendship in general.

it took them a long time to get to this point. to stand in one room with no bad blood, simply just love and admiration for each other.

newcomer or not, everyone was welcome in the strong bond that started with hyunjin and seungmin—and perhaps, also felix and jisung's.

if not for everything that happened, they wouldn’t’ve come to this point. in fact, none of them would’ve been friends at all.

so, here they all are, bonding and connecting with each other. all reminiscing the steps that led them to this exact moment.

all the bad and all the good.

no matter what it made them feel during the time it was happening, they can’t deny that it ultimately led them to a better ending. an ending that will never end.

before they part, they all make a promise never to stop being in contact with each other. a promise to always be by each other’s side and help them no matter what new trials they may face.

because no matter where the story stops being told, their lives will continuously bloom into a beautiful flower that everyone can look at and admire—but only they get to hold.

a/n: and that's a wrap!

to where it all started: SWEET LIKE CANDY

to what followed: HAPPY DEATH DAY

to the end: DON'T SHOOT ME

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thoughts and feedback pls ��

[staysuki]

[teaser 2] don't shoot me

you're smart, hardworking, and dilligent, meanwhile, he was a blabbering, incompetent idiot. so of course it fills you up with indescribable frustration whenever he manages to outsmart you in cases. but maybe there's more to han jisung than what he lets on.

you haven't been in this station long but the sudden arrival of a fresh face throws your life into chaos. han jisung, infamous for being an eccentric police officer, gets reassigned in your department—for reasons unknown. what's peculiar is that there's many things to his life that seems to be kept a secret: and he plans on keeping it that way.

note: i know we literally just had a jisung smau but i make the rules here and i say he goes again.

[staysuki]

[teaser 1] don't shoot me

a/n: set a few years before HDD's finale. dw the timeline isn't confusing at all oKAY.

[staysuki]

keep the reblogs going and i might end up finishing DSM before the week ends 🤪🫶🤍

[staysuki]

hey y'all i'm gonna drop up to chapter 10 of Don't Shoot Me bc i just tested positive for covid and will be taking a few rest days off 😷🫶 사랑해!

[staysuki]

should i just go complete sicko mode and use jeongin and soojin in the new jisung smau again 🤪🤪🤪🤪 or is that too crazy even for me

(it just so happens that jeongin is the only skz member left that isn't in the SLC-HDD universe so i HAVe no choice)

[staysuki]

tomorrow i'm dropping the rest of DSM and we finally say goodbye to the SLC universe 😔🫶💔

[staysuki]

WSIT SO THIS NEW SMAU FOLLOWS SLC AND HDD UNIVERSE?? OMGGG

me while writing SLC-HDD: ugh i'm so done with this universe. so tiring

me after finishing HDD: ok time to wrap up jisung's story. it's what he deserves.

[staysuki]

Suki, I’ve recently discovered your blog and read through some of your fics. I really love a lot of them, and I’m waiting eagerly for updates to the ongoing ones.

The most recent fic of yours I’ve read is “don’t shoot me” and now I’m debating whether or not to read the entirety of that universe (SLC/HDD). But I’m slightly concerned about the tags (bc I get emotional and sensitive ugh). I need to know. How bad are they? Like, how much angst should I expect, how long is the burn before the angst is resolved, etc.? Are there any possible/prominent trigger warnings (other than the ones in the masterlists)? Even if you could tell me a small summary of them, that would be really appreciated and would help me figure out if I should read it or not. I’m sure your writing is amazing, and I know from DSM that they have happy endings, but I also get rly hung up on fiction sometimes… could you help me out?

Thank you, and I really love and appreciate your works! Take care of yourself, always take breaks for your mental and physical health, drink lots of water, eat and sleep enough, the whole gist. Self-care to the max 😌✨❤️

aw thank u!! that's v v sweet. 🙏🙏🙏💓💓💓

mmm yeah, as for that universe, i can def agree that DSM is the most lighthearted one. i already forgot the warnings in the masterlist so ig i'll just try to add a summary/explanation that's spoiler-free???

SLC: def the core theme here would be the bullying, so keep that in mind. during it's time, it was prob the hardest fic that i had to write (now OATGE is in the lead lolz). there's a lot of ups and downs—betrayal, hurt, and whatnot. but there are a ton of light moments sprinkled in. in terms of getting hung up, i think SLC would be in the middle. it isn't as lighthearted as DSM but not as angsty as HDD either. i think what puts this in the middle of the "triggering" list is because of how bizarre the situations are. i've had a reader before who is triggered by themes of bullying and whatnot so i did my best to over exaggerate those themes to the point that it becomes unrealistic. thus, it's enjoyable for what it is: fiction.

HDD: i think this is on top of the "triggering" list amongst the three because in a sense, it deals with more mental damage. lots of the topics discussed are often scummy and it's more of a social war in comparison to SLC (which has some physicalness aspect to it, not necessarily violence but idk how to explain it). it also has more sexual themes compared to DSM and SLC, both good or bad.

overall, i'd like to think that the payoff is worth it, if the feedback is anything to go by. SLC is more of a slowburn compared to HDD tho, just basing off the chapter count. SLC also has a bigger universe (more characters and whatnot) hence why i was able to expand on its story.

anyhow, it's still up to you if you want to read it, we're responsible for our media consumption afterall, thus the warnings are placed. if anything, i have other fics that are very lighthearted! (jeongin smau is my fave LMFAO).

i'm also over my "edgy/experimental" phase so most of my future fics will definitely be more on the lighthearted side. consider it my retirement phase or smth.

[staysuki]

I JUST FINISHED READING THE WHOLE slc, hdd, dsm MULTIVERSE (idk what to call it pls) and honestly i cried 🥲🥲 as a person who read slc when it was still quite new it feels idk? Nostalgic? to look back at everythign 😭 im sad that the series is over but happy that everyone got their own happy endings :') ALSO SEUNGMIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pls i got shocked when it was revealed that he’s dsm yn’s ex,,,, and maybe a little sad because ever since slc seungmin had been my main pick idk 😔😔 these smaus that u made rlly have a special place in my heart ♡ the last chapter to dsm was a perfect way to end the series, everyone just having their own happy endings and seeing each other after so long. The timeline was kinda confusing at some times but i get it now 😭👍 i love how you wrote all the characters in all 3 smaus, even the side characters were written so well 😩✋ sorry if I repeated some stuff 😭😭😭 again u are an amazing writer and i rlly do love all your works 🥺💗

AWWWE 💕‼️ thank u so much ㅠㅠ !! i agree, it does feel nostalgic esp. whilst i was writing DSM, i had to go back to SLC just so i don't accidentally retcon smth in the story.

and honestly 💀💀 in almost all of my fics, seungmin has always been such a crowd favorite and i get so many seungmin supporters but i will NEVER make him an endboy in a fic that isn't his 🥹🫶 cuz i'm still planning to make a seungmin smau in the future!! one that will do him justice (let's forget all the other works i made of him).

and yes, i know the timelines are a bit confusing because they all kinda interlap with each other. but that was the challenge i was going for ngl ❤️ i didn't wanna go through the cop-out route of "this happens AFTER this and this happens AFTER this" (though that is what kinda happened besides the prologues/bonuses). but yeah, i wanted to challenge myself in that aspect by making them all connect but not in a way that totally rewrites the entire narrative or changes a character's personality entirely. i think i killed it 👻

[staysuki]

i refuse to read the last few updates im not ready it's the end of an era 😭😭😭

soon you're gonna have to 😔🫶

[staysuki]

not even three chapters in and seungmin again I'm so sorry! 😭 but damnit, why did dsm!y/n hate seungmin! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ that man be sexc af and ugh 😩 (understandable though, i mean wouldn't date someone who has different views from me, or else I'd have to go through headaches everyday 🤧😩) but still, kim seungmin 😞💔 I'm sorry you have to bear with me always ranting about that dog 😞

-🌸

PLS 😭. the lawyer vs. cop fiasco is honestly one of my fave details to add

[staysuki]

Just read through SLC/HDD/DSM in one sitting and honestly I'm just raving over the entire universe 🥰🥰 I have never been so hooked before in my entire life

-🌻 anon

aw thank you!! i'm planning on a big ending for the whole universe so wait up for that 😍🫶💋

[staysuki]

NO NO YEW CANT DEW THIS TEW ME SPILL WHAT HAPPENED

WHAT HAPPENED