#dubiouscookie

[impships]

my ships because i'm awesomee

[passthepittcola]

@impships i assume you meant these two goobers, but correct me if i'm wrong☝️...

a little bit of yapping down there👇

lazy coloring because of the fatigue . however i still had a specific colors in my brain. but idk im considering maybe i should have made both their skin colors darker. oh well.

one of chili's eyebrows is yellow but idk how well you can see that. the yellow in her hair is based off the yellow bits in her normal sprite🫶 heart emoji.

in my head they're saying:

custard - "you look beautiful! like royalty! would you be my queen?"

chili - "haha! you're cute, bud. of course i'll be your queen! but are you sure your loyal subjects will accept a thief, my king?"

custard - "don't worry about that -- i'll strive to keep you and our loyal subjects on good terms!"

[passthepittcola]

okay giant list of cr ships with some thoughts about them🙂‍↕️🙌. mostly all darkships but a few of them aren't.

shadowmilk/wizard

specifically where shadowmilk is wizard's ancestor, and they have the same color eyes and the same type of heterochromia! bonus if transfem!wizard and genderqueer/nonbinary shadowmilk

gingerbrave, gingerbright and gingerdozer

gingerbrave is the only one in crk, but bright and dozer are in ovenbreak i think? i headcanon brave and bright as fraternal twins, while dozer is their younger brother! bonus points if their candy canes/lollipops are interpreted as disability aids

alchemist/vampire

i know for a fact they're canonically brother (vampire) and sister (alchemist). he likes annoying her, so she gets her frustration out with him

knight/princess

she definitely tops him, and i headcanon that princess is a few years younger. bonus if tiger lily (princess' canon sister) or kouign-amann (she's sorta like a combo of knight and princess, i think) are included!

fire spirit/kai (lego ninjago)

just trust me on this one ok..... (bonus if nya smith, kai's sister, is also involved)

almond (dad)/walnut (daughter)

canon! i think walnut's only in ovenbreak, but still

candy apple/shadowmilk

this one might already be a thing, but i like how she (candy apple) is lowkey obsessed with him and doesn't bother to hide it LOL. she's younger, i believe, and i think she'd make some dubcon magic happen when pursuing him

dark cacao (father)/dark choco (son)

maybe cacao tries to bring choco back from the dark side, and ends up in a relationship, somehow XD. bonus if crunchy chip or caramel arrow are involved, because i headcanon they're like cacao's unofficially adopted kids

pure vanilla/custard 3

it might be canon that vanilla is custard's ancestor? i'm not sure, but i think custard would look up to him regardless, so it's just cute to me. custard crawling all over him and pure vanilla's just exasperated like "boy you will be the death of me smh.." XD

pitaya dragon/snapdragon

possibly related? not sure, but i do think pitaya should wreck that little kid <3

pinecone/pancake

little boys who kiss......

tarte tatin/cherry

to me they're like an auntie and her fucked up niece. yuri at it's finest

wizard/gingerbrave/gingerbright/gingerdozer

lowkey i just wanna see the ginger siblings run a train on wizard. fuck that nerd!!!

black pearl/crimson coral

sisters? they might be. toxic yuri is finally real, because black pearl is the dark side and crimson coral is the light. bonus if star coral is there!

crimson coral/star coral

possibly also sisters? my headcanon is that crimson helps star travel across the sea! i think they should kiss

werewolf/vampire

it's just a classic!

werewolf/cream ferret

big bad aloof dog finds an innocent little ferret... yeah they should swap spit i think. bonus if pinecone cookie is there!

werewolf/crunchy chip

crunchy chip likes his dogs, and then he got werewolf, too. guard dog that you get to kiss <3. i think crunchy chip should collar that man

parfait/rockstar/shining glitter

all the rockstars together! bonus if clover or other musician cookies are involved :)

tiger lily/olive

innocent adventurer girl gets claimed by a wild tiger okay. you understand.

dark cacao/olive

not sure why this popped into my head but like. cacao thinks she's cute so he fucks her about it (and he's right)

adventurer/olive

they're both explorers!

sparkling/vampire

they've got the same personality, i like it! bonus if werewolf or crunchy chip are involved

stardust/carol

aloof star-being takes an interest in a pretty singer lady! i think they'd be cute together

mozzarella/tarte tatin

okay hear me out okay. lesbian mozzarella with older bi butch tarte tatin. you get it.