#dude got teleported and immediately accepted his new status of 'That Bitch Up On The Roof'

[scp2337]

best thing about Fallout 4 is that, thanks to that classic bethesda polish, the cows in game are big and beautiful and dumb just like real cows but also sometimes they accidentally teleport onto a roof and immediately accept that they just live there now

now THATS realistic gaming

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Moon Knight Finale ( Or, I Suffer In Real Time )

get him Layla break his windpipe you got this

wait what if ammit pops outta that statue and immediately nerfs every one of Arthur’s followers and Arthur himself bc i think that would be hilarious

Wait Why Is She A Stick Instead Of Some Kind Of Freak Like Khonshu The Plague Doctor Looking Birdy Bone Guy

layla you gotta check for a pulse and breathing. if u get anything it might not be too late to start cpr but idk bro it’s not lookin good

oh okay we’re going with the disney method got it i mean layla u are a princess so crying on him might actually work

i was genuinely about to be like OOOOH IVE CRACKED IT THAT AMMIT STATUETTE WAS A FAKE THE BEETLE’S GOING TO SHOW HER THE REAL ONE OOOOOOH but we. we literally just watched the statue turn into a snakey stick so i mean

SHE PUT THAT BITCH BACK IN THE WATER? BURIAL AT SEA IN A PUDDLE FOR YOUR MANS? LAYLA ARE YOU JACK DAWSON’ING YOUR LOVE INTERESTS???

oh shite she’s about to go slit that man’s throat with that beetle oh my goodness

trucks

okay but what are the genuine odds though that every single person that staff just nerfed was legitimately evil enough to need condemnation to the naughtysand. i’m not buying it. something fishy.

oh. nvm. what are the odds all but one dude is evil enough to go to the naughtysand

okay but the ‘good man’ looks like he will never recover from this experience

LAYLA BEST LOOK UNLOCKED 10/10 MA”AM VERY GENDER

he absolutely knows

KNIFE YEAH BABY GO GET HIM

wait what tawaret????

.............................i see we’re now in a Drunk History sketch

oh damn so ammit isn’t even out yet and it’s- okay

no but it would be so funny if she velociraptors arthur the second she’s released. like “thank you” “CHOMP”

HE KILLED THE AVATARS? SHUT UP

no but what if when he threw it on the ground the yzma cat from emperor’s new groove showed up

awww she’s beautiful. she could sell me insurance any day.

HER VOIIIIIIIIIICE I LOVE IT

HIS OWN SCALES AREN’T BALANCED THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO GET VELOCIRAPTORED

this is some manipulation tactic going on right now

COME FOR HIS LIFE LAYLA THAT’S MY GIRL YOU TELL HIM

ngl i’m not understanding why the field of reeds would be considered a reward. nice for a stroll maybe but i’d lose my mind after about 20 minutes.

how the hell is there no loneliness

*gross sobbing* MARC SWEETIE YOU ARE A GOOD EGG

NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HUAGGGHGHGFHSGHSGHDSGHSJK HOLDING HANDS I WILL THROW THIS LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM

dammit why’d yall take it away from me

THERE YOU GO

THE HEART THE HEART THE HEART my god somebody make that sculpture in real life

DID OSIRIS JUST OPEN THE GATES FOR THE POWER OF BROTHERLY SELF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND ALL THAT

GOOD JOB MARC YOU FIGURED OUT YOU’RE THE ELSA ANd i hate myself

“You came back! The hell’s wrong with you” i need a minute. i need a year.

oh shoot are they going to go through the door and get back in a body that still has holes in it and no khonshu and no layla oh no

or are they coming out somewhere else and just teleporting the body

wait what’s wrong with marc’s leg

BACK IN THE BODY WITH THE HOLES IN IT WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL GOING TO DO NOW

oh

awwwww khonshu immediately going to get his boys it’s kind of sick twisted and horrible but. vaguely sweet. kinda. weird weird vibes.

OHHHHHHHHHH HECK OH HECK OH HECK THE BULLETS OH MY GOD

*small text* damn

ohhhhhhhhhhh shoooooooot oh wowwww

come for his life steven

OH FRICK HECK THE BIG JUMP THE BIG JUMP THAT MAN CAN FLY

oh layla. oh no. don’t do it.

oh. okay yeah no i thought she was just going to start breaking statuettes on the ground like emperor’s new groove. this is an acceptable alternative.

SHE’S GODZILLAING IN HERE

oh wow at the costume layla OH WOW AT THE COSTUME  L A Y L A

this is about to be an extremely weird and vaguely uncomfortable fight i can tell

layla

i’m so weak

neither steven or marc will ever recover from this exact moment. there’s no coming back from this.

“How did you get back” Marc: Over to you Steven

STEVEN BRO GOOD FOR YOU BABY BOY LOOK AT YOU GO YOURE DOING AMAZING BUDDY

deadpool would love this man

maybe deadpool was in the other sarcophogus

married couple beats up cane-wielding old guy. it’s beautiful.

“Are you an Egyptian superhero?” “I am”  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so he’s just assuming that ammit wouldve taken out kid!Marc over something that was neither evil nor actually his fault? My guy how about we meet behind a denny’s and lawyer this

HERE HE COMES

oh shi

is arthur dead did he just kill him

WHAT  THE ACTUAL NO  NO  NO NO NO NO NO NO I REFUSE WHY IS HE BACK IN THE PSYCH WARD WHAT THE HELL

ohhhhhhh my god

is this a new accent

WHAT THE HECV

W H A T WHAT WHAT  I”M???

faceplamnt

oh my god

wait why do they still need an ankle restraint if they know about each other right now

i have questions

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CREDITS START HERE WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS 

i’m suffering

i’m suffering so much

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OSCAR ISAAC? OKAY SIR GO OFF WITH YOUR BAD SELF ALRIGHT

duck

GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS PLEASE

oh he’s definitely about to die

JAKE FROM STATE FARM????

WHAT  THE HELL WAIT SO ARE THEY STILL KHONSHU’S AVATAR BUT DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW IT THAT MAN IS GONE BABY OH NO

THEY BETTER BE DOING ANOTHER SERIES OR AT LEAST A MOVIE OR THEYRE GOING TO NEED TO PAY FOR BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION

i’m in shock. i’m delighted. i’m in mortal anguish. i need answers. i am exhausted mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually, fabulously, preposterously. i’m traumatized. i’m baffled. i desperately need more.